So, I finished another MS and thank the Green Goddess because, y’all! I was struggling for a while there. I wrote two 70k novels last winter, and they aren’t finished. Which is unlike me on so many levels. When I start a new MS, I finish it, post-haste. No excuses, no distractions. Somehow, I got mentally cockblocked. By what? I don’t know. This was the reason I started writing novellas in the first place. I figured, let me dip my pretty big toe into another pond and see what happens. Wellll, y’all, it worked. I typed, ‘THE End’ on a 100k Historical Fantasy. And I gotta say, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAAAACK!
Now I can carry on with my paranormal romance series. It’s ten books deep, btw, and nowhere near the finale. I breathe easier knowing I can move forward with Patches and maintain. I was worried there for a second, babes. Not that I don’t already have an end ready to go for our slutty trio, because I do. I was more worried about hitting an insurmountable wall. Fear of sputtering out midway through caused me to back away from lengthier projects. But, I am happy to say, I have conqured this titty-fucker of a writing demon. They have been banished! And hopefully, I won’t hear from them ever again.
SN: PW&P Chapter 12 is due this Sunday! Once again, thank you for reading! Have a lovely day, beautiful human!
Content Warnings: Talk of domestic violence, attempted murder, and abuse Please keep yourself safe, and skip this chapter if you must. And if you or anyone else needs help, please know that you are not alone. The National Domestic Violence website is available if you can’t access the Internet for any reason. The hotline number is 1-800-799-7233. I am not here to preach, but I am here to let you know that I have been there. Here. In Jasper’s shoes. And they are not fun or comfy. I don’t write about DV with a light heart, it’s something I take seriously and handle with care because I have experienced it. Again, this chapter isn’t heavy or dark, but it isn’t fluffy; it’s sad and heartbreaking. I will leave you with this: All MCs who are hurt, maimed, and/or assaulted in my books will get their revenge. One way or another, the villain will not see peace.
Buck
Bunny’s wasn’t anything Buck hadn’t seen before. The tea room was peaceful with meditative music and mellow lighting. Harrison, the owner, made certain that whoever walked into his establishment felt welcome and lighter, stress-free upon departure. Tea was top three for Buck. Best way to take the jagged, rusty edge off was Nieema, skipping in the forest ass naked and tea. He’d entered the tea room hundreds of times and thought nothing of the atmosphere or decor. Sipping with a newbie made him appreciate the fine establishment even more. Jasper was in awe. As they lounged in his favorite room within the multi-floored space, she smiled into an orange blossom blend. “You like it?” Buck asked. She nodded and sniffed a bouquet of tea roses. The Verdant Suite was a haven for those who preferred the greener side of life. Comfort and calm surround them. Fiddle Leaf, Monster, and Ferns cradled the cushy, well-used couch Buck slouched into. It seated four, which gave Jasper the space she required. “I’ve never had tea so good.” Buck shrugged, curling a finger into the dainty ring of his favorite porcelain. Bunny kept the customer in mind and offered cups in various shapes and sizes. Buck liked the mushroom set best. “They got tea in hell?” Buck asked. Jasper relaxed into the cushions and canted her head. “Not in a traditional sense. Not like this. We make mineral tea from rocks, bones, and teeth.”. Buck coughed and dribbled his good bit of Slatewall Tea. He cussed, wiping his chin. That god damn royal jelly was going to waste. “I’m sorry, you say what now? Teeth? Bone—okay, we do a ceremonial thing with ashes, but it’s not an everyday typa thing.” “Weellll, you have your customs, we have ours.” “Fair enough.” The melody of trickling water filled a momentary silence while Buck watched her contemplate. The urge to soothe Jasper frothed deep in his guts yet again. He imagined kissing the tip of her horn and forehead. To be that shoulder, the one she obviously needed but didn’t have. “Jasper, can I ask you somethin’?” Her inferno-like gaze found his, and Buck almost moaned. The flame danced on his soul and laved his skin. Mischief and madness lay behind her eyes. She smirked as steam billowed, framing such a fine portrait. “Was my refusal not enough for you? Where is the respect you claim to have?” He laughed and nursed a specific blend fit to squelch his desire better than sticking his dick in an ice bath. Not that Buck didn’t trust himself. He just knew how seductive her kind could be, and oftentimes, it was unintentional. But more than that, there was something about Jasper he couldn’t place. It made him desperate. Buck was a simple man who’d fall headfirst in a matter of minutes. Slatewall tea slowed the blood and brain. “Contrary to what the world done told you,” Buck started, “we don’t always think with our second head.” “You’re wasting your breath. I have a doctorate in manspeak. I’m a Succubus, I know men and know for a fact y’all are obsessed with hot holes. It’s all you think about. How to mount, get between, and behind.” He smiled against the rim of his mushroom tea cup. “Alright, okay. It had crossed my mind a while ago. Once or twice. But no means hell no! Now, back to my question. This is serious, so stop trying to cast spells on me, demon.” Jasper placed her unicorn cup on its saucer and snagged a finger sandwich. “I’m not a witch.” “Spells aren’t a witch thing. It can be taught. Now—” “Wait, what?” “Spells and charms are about intention. Pulling the magic from this very land and making it your own. Some, like me, are born of magic. It’s in my bones. Magic ain’t ‘for faes’ only.” Jasper’s smile was so bright that Buck wanted to shield his eyes. And damn it, did elation look good on her. Nibbling on a filthy cucumber and olive morsel, she hummed. “What?” Buck asked, curiosity biting him in the ass. “Can you teach me? Magic, I mean.” “I can teach you some things, but Maggie is a master at spells.” “Who?” “My daughter. She lives on the ranch.” “When can I meet her? After tea?” Jasper was cute and innocent as hell. Buck knew she wasn’t, not really, but right now, she was doe-eyed and filled with wonderment. He couldn’t deny her anything. “Whateva you wanna do, Jasper. But, you gotta answer my question first.” She shoved the lucky corner of bread into her mouth and nodded. Buck was chillin’ thanks to the tea; he didn’t glance at her lips once. “Go ahead. Ask.” Getting real for a moment, he put his cup on the tiny plate and faced the woman. She recoiled a tad, but didn’t move. “When you said, ‘again’. What did you mean by that?” She shrugged, blinked, and set her mask in place. Jasper locked up that second and sighed. “Three years ago, I met a guy. He turned sour. I lost myself. The piece of shit was a demon hunter who wanted my limbs, horns, and heart. I took off. My friends told me not to worry because he was rich, handsome, and connected. I was raised by a connected male, it seemed fitting. They didn’t understand, though.” Jasper paused here, staring at a thriving fringed fern. “He wanted me in the ground,” she continued. “I couldn’t tell my siblings or my Dad. I severed relationships and now I’m here.” Buck scratched his denim-clad thigh, knowing it’d create a hole. He reached into his pocket, retrieved a piece of gum, then unwrapped said strip of cinnamon. Chew and snap. He popped and glared. “Is he still alive?” “Of course.” Jasper chuckled, though clearly nervous. “He knows too many people. I was terrified. And like I said, I couldn’t tell my dad. I thought this sorta thing was…It’s humiliating, shameful. But I’ve gone to therapy. I’ve even forgiven—“ “What’s his name? Curious is all.” “Buck, I can read your soul like a paperback. You’ve gone from gray to black. What’s wrong?” Dark fae, at their core, were wicked. Tricksters, murderers, or pests. They were untrustworthy and spiteful. Buck landed somewhere in the middle. Thanks to the tea, he was placid. Any other day, he’d slide into a dashing Teflon vest and load his Ruger. He smiled, folding the flimsy aluminum wrapper, and pinned all of his attention on Jasper. Brows tight and mask gone, she was concerned. Good for her. “If you don’t wanna tell me, fine.” Buck cracked and popped during a pregnant pause. “But I’ma find out either way. Nothing online is truly erased. I’d rather not go snooping about your affairs, but I will. Ask Nieema. I’m stubborn as I am kind. My grandbaby, Mace, is a tech god, fuck genius. He can find anyone whether breathin’ or not.” She sniffed, thought to speak, then huffed. Jasper’s resolve faltered as she pinched another sandwich between her claws. “Trevor. Trevor Voaremont.” Buck grunted and dropped the paper in his tea. What a shame, wasting such a nice cup, but this churned his stomach. “Fortuitous,” he said, staring at a dazzling fern resting in a cow planter. “Chance in hell.” “What is it? Talk to me.” Clearing his throat, Buck turned to Jasper. “You hear me, and I mean good. No one is going to touch you while you reside here. Indigo Plains ain’t just any ol’ place. You will be fine.” “You’re scaring me.” “It’d be irresponsible if I didn’t tell you that the Voaremont family is fronting the bill for the new mall in town.” “Holllly!” Jasper shot to her feet and paced. Hyperventilation was around the corner, and he couldn’t have this woman fainting. Buck rose and stopped Jasper mid-stride. He grabbed her hands and spoke the truth. “Nothing and nobody will bring you harm.” He met her frenzied, blown stare and said, “I won’t allow it. The ranch is protected.” Jasper wanted to refuse, but he wouldn’t let her. Buck dropped the woman’s palms and cradled her face instead. “You with the Sunsides now. Which means, you are untouchable. My grandson is the mayor, Jo is the sheriff, and a good friend of mine is a lawyer. I know we’re a small town, but you’d be surprised by what we can do. And to be frank, Nieema is the one who runs Indigo Plains.” “What do you mean?“ “She owns Ravensguard.” Jasper’s jaw touched the floor. “Are you saying she’s—“ “Yeah, she’s more than just my queen. But she’s queen of Ravensguard and the vampire species.” Buck let his pride talk for him, and Jasper gobbled it up. She showed teeth and fangs again, a smile returning. He liked this look better. It complemented her angular features and plush, blood red lips. “I knew she was royalty.” “How so?” “Because my Dad is a Duke. We are close with the King of Undervell, which is split into five sects. Our king owns two. He wants everything. War and politics bore me.” Buck nodded, trapped in her smoldering gaze. She was warm-blooded and beautiful. He wanted to reassure her with affection and gifts. With a kiss. And Jasper was well aware. The pretty girl pulled away and went for her satchel. “What about my house?” “Oh, we’re not gonna stop living because of this pig. But, you ain’t going no where by yourself. We don’t know who done saw you in town. Anybody coulda run back and told him.” “True. I just…I thought demon hunting was against the law.” Buck nodded, opening the door for Jasper. “Alotta thangs are against the law. Humans don’t give a damn about them. They never have. Most fae don’t, either. A law don’t mean nothing to somebody who got greenbacks to buy what they want. Like a free pass and silence to do dirt. But, this ain’t necessarily a true democracy. And I bet, Nieema will have something to say about all this and some. The governor of Misthill is gonna need a lawyer at some point.” Buck would let Nieema handle the political end while he, introduced himself to the Voaremont Boys.
I have so much going on, y’all, please bear with me, I’m publishing a book (my first) in the next few weeks, so I’m gearing up for that! But, I ain’t forget about you! There’s so much left of this story, and I’ll be glad when it’s my only project again!
“A quart of beef stock? What in the Undervell is that?” Kit read the recipe for a common stew and was confounded by three ingredients. “Stock, corn starch, and russet potatoes…Perhaps I can research each ingri—“ “Or,” Julep shouted from his post on the windowsill. “Forgive me because this is a crazy idea, but how about you ask someone!? Maybe Nieema. I like her. She’s vampyre and quite sensual. If I weren’t cursed to hold this feline form I’d make her mine.” “She is betrothed you whore.” “Semantics.” Julep’s tail flicked and rolled as he watched chickens peck the soil searching for grubs. He was intent on killing them for how they’d treated Kit earlier. “My suggestion stands. Ask her. Land dwellers seem amiable and dare I say, kind. Encouraging even. I hate them.” “I suppose you’re right.” Kit removed his apron, hung it on a hook shaped like a kind of nut, and grabbed his journal. He stopped to boop Julep’s nose. The testy cat hissed and tried to fight him off. “I hope to have lunch, supper, what have you, at least started before we leave. I’m rather excited about this demolition business.” “Yes, you ache for violence.” Julep lapped at a paw and brushed it over his ear. “You and I are such alike it scares me at times. Say, on your return would it be alright if I took a walk?” “Why?” “I’m bored.” Kit blinked at his friend, who stared with indifference. “Julep, you are a liar. You bring me rodents when I’ve expressed how foul they are. You tell me they attack you. Lie. You leave refuse in my bed and say you were ‘sleep shitting’. Lie. Youuu, want at the chickens.” “I do not!” “I counted fifteen hens. And I will come back to the same amount or I’ll give you a bath then fit you with a leash!” Julep hissed once more and lunged at Kit. The bastard took chase and clawed at his ankles. “You’ll bleed, demon! If you even dare, I’ll fill your shoes with mice!” Kit yanked open the front door, and Julep escaped in skittish, feline fashion. “You had better run, petulant beast!” The sun shone in a clear blue sky and mammals bleated. One could say it was a lovely day if not for a seething gentleman blocking the exit. “Ah, you,” Kit intoned. “Yeah. Me. I know you touched my eggs.” “Were those your eggs?” Steeling his spine, Kit sneered. “I didn’t know. I was sure they belonged to the chickens that laid them.” “Don’t get smart with me, jack!” “My name isn’t Jack, it’s Kit.” “Don’t you ever go digging for my eggs.” Kit growled as Hank’s red eyes sparked. He was within range to catch his death. Clove and bergamot swirled about. The scent was oddly comforting and contradictory of his boorish behavior. “They are everywhere!” Kit pronounced, holding his ground. “I don’t give a shit, they’re mine.” “Surely you’re not using all of them.” “I am.” “Liar!” Hank hissed like the uncouth cave dweller he was and begged for a fight. Kit was born for battle, molded by it. He’d won many wars and made a name for himself. In Undervell, he’d have ripped Hank’s tongue out, pureed it, then spoon-fed him the mush with glee. But this was Indigo Plains, Ravensguard territory. He did not need to kill this man. Done with the whole conversation and Hank’s dewy complexion Kit stomped across the porch. “I have nothing more to—“ “Don’t you walk away from me! I ain’t done. Don’t bother my chickens or my eggs, do you hear me?” Hank blocked Kit’s path for the second time. “Get out of my way or I will be forced to cause bodily harm.” “There you go, threatenin’ me again.” Hank huffed and hiked up his trousers. “You sho’ you wanna ride this stallion, boy.” “I’m sure Granny not gonna like you pestering her guest.” The disembodied voice turned Kit around. There, on the overhang, sat a fellow with magenta locs and a bag of crisps. His legs dangled as he smiled and looked to the sky. “This guest is too god damn nosy!” “And you too grumpy,” the roof-sitter claimed. “Indeed.” “You hush,” Hank grumbled. Kit pivoted and faced his nemesis. “You have no authority here. Good day.” “You heard him, Hank. Get goin’.” “Jo, I wann’t talking to you.” “You know I do not give a fuck. I will tell Granny.” Hank resigned and mumbled expletives on his trip down the stone path. With the cantankerous vampire on his way, Kit watched him go. He was a brute with the stature to match. “Whyyyy, are you on the roof?” Kit asked. “I was bored, didn’t have nothin’ pressing to do so I figured why not say hi.” “Hello.” “Where were you goin’?” Kit shifted his gaze up and over. “To ask your grandmother a question. Nieema, right?” “Mhm. Yeah. But she ain’t up yet. ‘Bout another two hours.” “I’ll wait. But, again, why are you sitting on th—“ Jo laughed, swinging his legs. “’Cus it’s the best place to think. Where you do your best thinking?” “In the bath.” “I can see that.” Kit yelped, clutched his journal, and slid from the landing zone. Jo had jumped from the roof and touched down with unnatural agility. He was rangy and wolfish. His smile remained, showcasing more than several fangs. Kit was unsettled by his friendliness and pointed features. He’d never seen such a thing. “You have quite the pair of wings,” Kit said, noticing the subtle twitch and flit. “Your grandmother is a vampire, no? As would be your mother or fat—“ Jo stuffed an orange colored crisp into his mouth and said, “We all mixed up ‘round here. My Mama wasn’t even all vampire. The only one who is, is Granny. My Mama is only half. I got fairy blood mostly. As you can tell from the lifts.” “Lifts?” “Another word for wings.” Jo looked to the winding walkway and laughed for whatever reason. “You wanna come with me somewhere?” “Where?” “To see a witch.” “Yes!” Kit gasped. “Let me get my satchel first.” After running inside for his bag, he filled it with his journal, a bottle of water, and two cashew butter and blackberry jam sandwiches. “I’m set.” “Why you look like a hobbit on their first adventure?” “A whaaat?” “You got the sweater, purse, and hairy hooves.” “What is a—“ Jo cackled and started their pleasant journey through the field. It was hard to believe this entire stretch of land belonged to a single family. Of course, Carriont owned a manor with thirty-five rooms, a botanical garden, and an amphitheater but to Kit, it felt more like a soggy shoe box. “Who was the fairy?” Kit asked. “My dad. He still in Lightbridge. The classless fuck. Got my mama pregnant and bought her a train ticket home. Fairies don’t much like melting pots if you know what I mean.” “I do not, unfortunately.” Jo smiled and dragged his feet, the strange coverings slapped the ground in annoying succession. They were hardly useful with the bit of plastic between his toes. Kit shuddered at the sight. Five digit freaks. “Most folks up north in fairy land don’t mess with vampires.” “Ahhh, I understand. In Undervell, many don’t like sleep paralysis demons. My father calls them ruffians. The general population ignores them. They’re labeled lazy trash by the media.” “That’s fucked up.” “I suppose, in a sense.” Kit kept a wary eye on the woods. He’d kill a lion and make quick use of its hide. If one even dared try a surprise attack, he’d throttle them. “Are their lions here?” “Lions? What, like Simba?” “Who?” “Damn, what y’all be watching in hell?” “Lions, you know? Big golden cats with impressive claws and—“ “Oohhhh, shit!” Jo laughed, and his wings fluttered. “Noooo, no. We don’t got them here. That’s like down south, across Pearl Gulf. Nahhh. No lions. But we do got like, Ore bears, bear shifters, Burling bears, Dust peckers, Harpies, and uhhh spiders. Them big ones.” “I saw one.” “Whaaaaat? And you still breathin’?” Jo tsked and crumpled the empty crisp bag. He slipped it into the pocket of his checkered shorts and smirked. “You’re a bad, bad man, Kit.” “I was shoved into a closet. I didn’t even get to fight.” “Ohhh, you know what? Grandaddy said something about that.” “I’m sure.” If Jo never spoke, one might be frightened of the young man. He was covered in tribal ink, draped in gold jewelry, and his claws were the darkest shade of red Kit had ever seen. As if he’d dipped them in blood. The color faded at his third knuckle, where an amber, sun-drenched brown shimmered. Faeries were hideous creatures. “I’m quite excited to meet a witch,” Kit said. “You ain’t never seen one?” “No, never.” “My grandpa was a witch. Warlock, really. It’s why I got magic in my bones.” “Sooo, you’re the Sunsides, great grandson.” “Mhm. Yup.” “Where’s the rest of your family?” “Hell if I know.” Jo shrugged and waved at the sheep. The poor devil was insane. “Not everybody set up for town living, and most don’t wanna die here.” “What nonsense. Indigo Plains is magnificent!” Kit inhaled a deep breath, enjoying the outdoor stench. “It smells terrible, but even I see the beauty here. It’s peaceful and bright. Magical. After sunset, the moon casts an incredible light upon this land. I didn’t want to come here. I mean, I did. But not this soon, and certainly not under these circumstances.” “What circumstances?” Kit stopped himself from saying too much. He still had six days to get Jasper home and he was no closer than he had been hours ago. “My sister, I came to help her with the dire living situation when we were attacked by the spider beast.” “Riiiiight, right.” “Young man—“ “Whoa, I’m forty-five.” “I have trousers older than you.” The fairy laughed again and shoved Kit’s shoulder. He stumbled into the grass and tried to hold his own chuckle, but failed. They followed the path for another thirty minutes. During such time, the loquacious Jo had stated facts and opinions. He tossed rocks, twirled sticks, and skipped along. Every so often, Jo stopped to speak with sheep and a huge fucking blue goat with an immaculate set of horns. In that moment, Kit wished he hadn’t shaved his. He touched the bumpy, raised edge in need of a touch-up and sighed. The Duke had said wild horns were improper for a general with status. “Why are we going into the wood?” Kit asked, stopping in his tracks. “This ain’t no forest. Calm down.” “Woods.” Kit looked from the snaking road to an amused Jo. The damned stones vanished into a void. Twisting the strap on his bag, Kit took a step back. “I can’t.” “I told you it’s not a forest, woods, whatever.” “Not the same thing.” “This, is a garden.” Kit scowled. “A garden?” “Yeah, swear it on my Mama’s heart. Maggie keeps plants and shit like Papa Buck.” “Wait, he has a garden?” “Yeah. You saw it on the tour.” “The greenhouse is his?” Jo nodded and waved a hand. “Let’s goooo. Got things to do, geezer.” “What’s a geezer?” Jo giggled and extended a palm. Kit stared at it, not knowing what to do. “What would you like from me?” “You somethin’ else, demon man.” Kit flinched as Jo snatched his hand and gripped it with cold fingers. It’d been a while since anyone other than Jasper had touched him. Shocking and strange as it was, Kit needed the support as they inched forward. It was fact, he’d led an entire army into battle sixty-four times and had the scars to prove it. Yes, he was known as General Raze the Great Impaler and yes, he saved all of Undervell four years ago, but by gods, the woods turned him into a hatchling. A cowering wee thing on the verge of pissing themselves. His heart thudded. He couldn’t hear Jo’s prattle over his own chattering teeth. Towering trunks and creaking boughs. They were going to eat him alive! Swallow him whole and dine on his entrails! A golden light bobbed, causing a brief distraction. Kit sucked in a breath as the tiny being landed on the tip of his nose. “What—“ The insect buzzed away and Kit tracked its winding movement until it perched atop a luminous flower. “Oh my, it is a garden.” Flanking their path was an unfathomable amount of blossoms, bushes, and vines. He didn’t know what any of them were called and dared not ask. Miniature winged insects fluttered about while frogs lazed on lily pads in a nearby pond. Sculptures, fountains, and sitting areas gave the area personality. “Yeah,” Jo said, sighing. “She’s a pack rat. Like, bad. Almost bad as Old Man Joyner. I been telling her they’d make a nice couple.” “I don’t know what a pack rat is, but it sounds lovely.” Jo snickered and knocked on a pink oval door. He released his hold and hugged a portly woman with coral-hued curls. Kit appreciated her bespangled hair, studded with beads, both colorful and dissimilar. “Come, my boy, come. And you’ve brought a friend! Welcome, Kit.” “You know my name? We have never met how—“ “I know everything that happens on this ranch. I’m Maggie, honey. Now come inside so I can feed you.” He smiled on a nod and entered the witch’s home. It was a storybook cottage and smelled of freshly baked bread. Kit was pretty good with flour and yeast as well. Though no one had ever tried his loaves except for Jasper. Herbs hung from the ceiling and above the wood-burning stove. Jars, tea cups, and pottery cluttered every surface. Bowls of fruit and veggies straddled a large tome. Kit was awestruck. Her home was everything he figured it to be. Witches weren’t the neatest bunch. They had spells to complete, wards to cast, and medicine bags to fill. He’d done research on them, too. Kit had been fascinated with witchcraft its wielders for many years. Powerful beings who pulled words from a page with intention and purpose. “Sit, sit.” He obeyed and settled on the sofa next to Jo, who lounged upside down. Feet kicking, he crunched on something and erupted in a squeal of laughter. “How’s the house business going, Kit?” “I can’t say. We’re supposed to do the demolition tonight.” “Yeah, right. Leave it to Grandma Nima. All she wanna do is swing that hammer. There are things you gotta do before the actuarial construction begins. I’m sure Papa Buck is handling it as we speak .” Kit twisted around to examine the witch. “Are you a relative?” “I was married to their son, Carter.” “Was?” “He caught the travel bug,” Maggie said, cutting into a cake Kit would devour in seconds. “Went off to fight in a war that was no business of ours. Trolls. Quarrelsome. Bah! Anyway, Carter transitioned some twenty years ago. I’m Jo’s grandmother.” “Ohhh, this is getting rather confusing.” “I can see how it would. We got ‘bout four generations of Sunsides in this town. Be prepared. Not everyone stayed, but I got more cousins than I can shake a stick at. Here you go, baby.” Kit hurried to accept the gift of sugar. “Thank you, this looks divine.” “Divine? You flatter me.” “Never.” Maggie blushed and slapped the fairy’s foot. “Jo, sit your behind up. Every which way on my couch. You lost ya mind. Huh.” “Oooo. Cake!” Jo hunched over his plate and smiled. “Grandma, is there extra raisins in it?” “You damn skippy.” “Mmmm. Carrot cake is the only cake I eat.” Kit didn’t know what carrot cake was, but the moment bits of carrot, dried fruit, and cinnamon greeted his tongue,e he understood Jo’s comment. It was unlike anything Kit had ever tasted. Soft, moist, with a slight crunch. “What is that toffee-like morsel?! What brand of heaven is this? Ohhh, Maggie, I have been gifted food from a skilled god of fare!” Maggie exploded in a crackle of giggles and clapped her hands. “Take that Culinary Arts and kiss my Black ass!” “Yes!” Kit whooped and raised his fork. “Kiss her Black ass Arts of the Culinary.” Jo hollered in laughter and choked. He hacked while Maggie patted his back. “Slow down, baby. I told you, chew before you swallow. You know, he came out of the womb with a spoon in his hand.” “Seriously?” Kit gasped, and Maggie waved a hand. “You’re hilarious. Not many demons are. I like you, Kit.” He perked at the compliment, as no stranger had said such things to him before. After scraping crumbs, Maggie ordered him to have another slice. Of course, he agreed. “Jo, you know them Platter boys stole two more pumpkins from Mr. Carol again.” “Come onnnnn, Grandma no work talk.” “No, you gotta do somethin’ about ‘em.” “I already did, I—“ “You gave them a stern talking to. That ain’t gon’ cut it, this is the third time. You know Mr. Carol is getting his patch ready for the fair.” Jo finished his last bite and groaned aloud. Kit didn’t see what the issue was. “Are these ruffians?” Kit asked. “Barbarous thieves?” “They’re teenagers,” Jo said. “Seventeen and eighteen. Kids. They have an obsession with pumpkins. I don’t know.” “Are you their ward?” “What? Nah. I’m the Sheriff.” “And as sheriff,” Maggie piped, braiding strands of ribbon dangling with charms, “its your job to stop crime.” “I got deputies for that shit.” “Boy.” “Sorry, ma’am. But why I gotta do it?” Maggie hit Jo with a telling side eye, one even Kit evaded by looking at a stack of thick books on the coffee table. Herbs, stones, and trees. He’d love to read each volume for research purposes. “You wanna go on a ride-along with me tomorrow?” Jo asked. “A what?” “Do you want to ride with me while I’m working. Doing boring sheriff stuff.” “Absolutely! I’d love the chance to dish out laws and orders. And rid Indigo Plains of all tomfoolery.” Kit waggled his brows and nudged Jo with an elbow. he snickered. “You not doing none of that. But I love the enthusiasm.” “Aw.” Kit slouched into the sofa. “Can I at least arrest someone?” “I can’t remember the last time I arrested somebody. Maybe five years ago?” “Wait, but you’re a land-dwelling patron of order, as we call those with authority in Undervell, you must detain and judge.” “Our courthouse is for like, property cases. Civil suits. There’s virtually no crime here.” “Save for them Platter boys,” Maggie mumbled. “Grandmaaaaa.” “How odd. Jasper said crime is a huge issue in the capital.” “I bet,” Jo chimed. “And Johnny Law makes it worse.” “How?” “I don’t got it in me for a talk like that. Grandma, more cake!” “You want another piece too?” Kit tapped his lips and scrunched his nose. “Do…uhm…do a pig shit?” Jo cackled, stomped his feet, and smacked Kit in the arm. “Lords,” Maggie rolled her eyes and said, “You sound like Buck already.”
About two years ago, I gave Vella a try. It went absolutely nowhere. I don’t know, maybe it was my lack of marketing skills. Anyway, I took Neon Red down six months before Vella shuttered and said I’d release it on D2D or Smashwords. I can still do that. I’m still thinking about it, but I figured why not give Substack a go and see what happens. If it doesn’t pick up after about six months, I’ll bring it here. No big deal. I get more reads through FB than anywhere else anyway. So, with that being said, I will post Content Warnings here. Neon red is a Dramatic Paranormal Romance. Keyword: dramatic. It’s dark, twisted at times, and messy. The story follows four vampires. First up, there’s Maxine, a depressed, ninety-eight-year-old divorcée living at home. Then we have Low, a bodyguard intent on fucking up his career and personal life. And because I love chaos, there is Jaxon Aubrey, a genius accountant moonlighting as a drug lord. Lastly, and not my favorite character, Tracy. Maxine’s father, Low’s boss, and Jaxon’s newest client. Neon Red is the first in a three-book series I completed four-five years ago. It’s not my best work, but it is fun and enjoyable. I have been editing and tweaking since its Vella days, so it ain’t sooooo bad. Neon Red is a journey some may not like, and others love. Keep in mind, again, this is a dark story with dark themes. I don’t condone drug use or selling, nor do I care for those who actively destroy lives. This is fiction, and trust, I do not glorify it. There are consequences for every action. If you follow along to the very end, you will see what I mean. The main coupling is a fast-burning polycule. Mmf. Crossing swords and sloppy toppy for everyone! By everyone! I’ve said it many times, but all these characters are Bi or pan. No assuming, just know! Also, Maxine and Low are Black. Jaxon is not; he is Irish. I suppose this makes it an Interracial and Black love romance. Neon Red is unapologetically Black, and some language will seem dated. That’s intentional. These are old ass vampires with decades behind and in front of them. Time moves differently when you’re immortal.
Without further delay, the CWs and trope card.
Off-page death of a parent, Depression Murder, Parental Neglect and Financial Abuse Trauma, Mild Gore Blackmail, Drug Selling, Drug Use (weed), Parental Abandonment, Mention of Religious Bigotry, Past Domestic ViolenceNeon Red trope card includes Polycule dynamic, plus-size FMC, Secret Relationships, morally gray MCs, Paranormal Romance, Forced Marriage
Waking at 2pm wasn’t bad. In fact, Jasper loved it. She figured later was best when on vampire time. After a lovely bath in a clawfoot tub, she marched out onto the porch and settled in the adorable swing. Typically, she listened to music and stitched, but with a natural symphony, she opted not to. This new kind of peace was jarring and yet, wonderful. No matter the time of day their land enchanted her. Sheep, goats, and chickens of various sizes grazed as their canine wardens played with each other. Jasper focused on her project and fed the needle through crisp linen. She poked and pulled with a light hand, listening to birds sing their favorite tune. It was beautiful up here, above ground, on land. Undervell didn’t have blue jays or robins. They had Tarlickers, Scorgefolls, and Stingburrs. The avian creatures resembled lizards more than anything else. The dust bird thing from last night reminded her of them, only without feathers and beaks. Jasper smiled at the hint of sweet and woody. She drove the needle through and looked up to find Buck Sunside to her immediate right. He leaned on the railing and laughed. “Well I’ll be god damn, that’s a unicorn riding a phallus.” Jasper showcased her artwork and said, “It’s a commission.” “Ain’t the wildest thing I’ve seen.” “I bet.” “So it’s true. You got the sewing bug, too. Shiiit. Some nights I wake up with a pin in my hair and thread in the crack of my ass.” She stifled an ugly giggle and considered Buck for half a second. Sleeves rolled high like slut, Stetson tilted just so. He belonged on the red carpet, congregating with movie stars who looked like him. Burnished brown skin, full lips, and a black silk stare probably pulled them all within minutes. “I wanted a hobby and found one,” Jasper said, petting embroidered knots. “You have no idea the type of shit people ask me for.” “Oh yes, I do.” Buck slapped solid wood and set his sights beyond. “One time, somebody asked Nieema to make a quilt using their own hair and snake skin.” “Whaaat?” “Yeah. Old man Joyner. He live up in the mountains. Hermit. You know the type. Few bolts loose but sweet.” “Ah.” She hadn’t met a hermit and never wanted to. Refocused on her stitch, Jasper heard his heavy boots climb steps and clomp across the porch. She held her breath as he plopped down next to her without asking. This was, technically his house. His property. Jasper wasn’t shy, especially around men, but Buck’s soul was dark, whereas his scent was sweet as cane sugar. She’d like a nibble. “I hear you lived in the capital?” “I did.” “For how long?” His voice was a problem all its own. “Nine years.” Buck high whistled, snatching her attention. She checked on the smiling man and bit her tongue. He lounged with arms splayed and legs wide open. Arrogance wafted, and Jasper nearly took the bait, but she was stronger now. Staring wasn’t going to do a damn thing but piss her off a bit. “I suppose,” Jasper chimed, “people fawn over you. They trip and fall. Maybe even faint. But you’re not as sly as you believe yourself to be. Have you forgotten that I’m a succubus? An old one who can sense your arousal half a mile out.” Buck chuckled and shook his head. “Well, since you know then we clear on what is I want.” “The answer is no. You can’t have it.” “Fair enough.” He tipped his hat and reached into his pocket for a pack of gum. “I respect boundaries and I respect people.” Jasper watched him shove a strip of cinnamon between his white teeth and wanted to bite him. He respected boundaries? She was befuddled by Buck’s quick acceptance. Men, especially male demons, rarely gave a shit about womens boundaries. “Listen, I came by cause there’s some business you gotta handle. Papers and contracts to sign. I’m gonna take you on down to the office.” “Oh, nice. Let me—“ “Jasper?” Kit called, stepping outside in an apron covered with flowers and flour. “Brunch is served. Hello, Buck. What a pleasant surprise. Would you like to join us?” Buck snapped gum, checked his watch, and laughed. “I mean, sure, you’ll never see me turn down free food. But sir, you’re a few hours late for brunch.” “Seeing as Jasper and I just woke, I’d say it’s a perfect time.” Kit clapped and ran inside. “This is exciting!” Buck looked to Jasper and squinted. “How scared should I be?” “In Undervell, he’s pretty good with a brick oven, but some of our ingredients are… weird. This is his first time making land dweller food.” “Shit,” Buck grumbled. “I already committed, so I reckon there ain’t no turning back.” “You can change your mind.” “Hell no. I’m a man of my word.” Jasper followed Buck inside, though in no hurry. She put her project in the basket near the sofa and examined the table. It didn’t look bad. Most of Kit’s offerings were standard. “What we have is French toast, peach and cream crepes, fatty meats, and eggs from those chickens outside. I did have quite the adventure trying to collect them from various hiding places. Some of the ladies attacked me. They are quite feral.” They both found a seat at the table and grabbed a plate. “This looks amazin’, Kit,” Buck announced. “Why, thank you! I don’t understand your measurement system well, but tutorials helped.” Jasper adored how Kit straightened and beamed with pride. No one had ever cared about his mess in the kitchen. Their father said cooking was for lesser demons, not a Carriont heir. After loading her plate, Jasper cut into the French toast and sampled it. Kit rushed over with his journal and bumped his knee as he tried to sit. The old coot was nervous and at the ready with a pen. “Tell me. You hate it? What’s bad? Does it taste bland or rancid? I tend to enjoy a fermented bread soaked in onion juice.” Buck coughed, and Kit gasped. Jasper giggled, noshing on a thick slice of the best French toast she’d ever had. And that wasn’t an exaggeration. Buck sipped his milk and said, “Folks ‘round here don’t go talking about onion juices during breakfast. That’s sick. But I gotta say, this here is some mighty fine toast. Thick, coated just right, and sweet. Mm! I need me a plate to go.” Kit scribbled in his journal and nodded. “What of the eggs?” “Oh, uhhhhh.” Buck made a face. “Too salty, and you gotta take it easy on the pepper. We like spicy shit, but the eggs gotta be left alone.” “Got it. No salt and—: “Hold on now, I didn’t say that. I said, less, salt. There’s a difference.” Jasper ran another piece of bread through a pool of maple syrup and said, “I agree. Too salty, but otherwise fantastic. You have outdone yourself, brother.” “Also,” Buck cleared his throat and dabbed his lips with a napkin, “those ain’t our chickens. Them hens belong to Hank. And he’s not gon’ like you touching their eggs.” Jasper smiled with a mouthful. Kit’s slate gray cheeks darkened as he frowned. “I didn’t see any in the chiller and I—“ “It’s in the storage bin on the bottom shelf, left-hand side, probably. Nieema loves to keep shit overly organized. Don’t ask me why. She buys a box or container for everything.” “Sooooo, is that why none of the foodstuffs have packaging? Because I believe it’s a waste of time and actually—“ “I think it’s tidy,” Jasper interjected, defending Nieema’s organizational skills. “Labels would help, though. Last night I had a rough time finding the cheese.” “That’s what I said,” Buck hollered. “But she don’t like labels. Says they’re ugly.” He shrugged and went in on his victuals. For fifteen minutes, their trio chowed and finished every bite of Kit’s fare. Even the crepes were perfect. Jasper didn’t think her brother had been at the cooking thing for long, but perhaps she hadn’t paid enough attention. Several burps and grunts later, Jasper slipped into a pair of sandals and fixed the bow on her head. She’d decided on a crocheted crop top and a fun ruffled skirt. After adorning each horn tip with rainbow caps, she grabbed her phone and skipped out the door.
Buck
Gods and devils, Jasper was the prettiest little thing dressed in purple and red. She had a smile that’d make the sun jealous, prancing toward him like a happy, carefree dame. One moment, Jasper stood tall as an impenetrable fortress; the next, she was soft as spring clouds during April showers. “I’m ready,” Jasper said, twirling from side to side. Buck laughed and started their journey back to the house. This woman was a doozy to read. He’d thought they wanted the same thing, and was wrong. Buck assumed he had this demoness figured out when, in fact, he didn’t. Nieema was spot on with Jasper. She was complex. Environs shifted when they shared the same space but something gave her pause. Jasper’s eyes glittered and sparked talking to Nieema. Buck hadn’t imagined their interactions and attraction. It was there, but Jasper laid the cards flat and was honest. Full stop, she pumped the breaks and they had to accept it. Nobody said they couldn’t be friends, though. Jasper looked like the kinda fun Buck enjoyed. “What papers do I have to sign? Hope it’s not my soul.” Buck cackled as their long legs gobbled up the trail. In no time, he spotted his car. “Isn’t that your thing?” “Sometimes.” “Seriously?” He wiggled keys free from his pocket and stabbed the remote, unlocking doors. “We only kill other demons. Make soul contracts with other demons. Not every demon can make someone give them jewels or wages. To be honest, most can’t do it.” “You can.” Jasper laid a sidelong stare on him and smirked. “Sure, but I don’t. Life’s no fun that way, trust me.” He sighed and opened the door for her. Jasper was cute as a button and lived honorably. She was far too adorable, and he understood her hesitation. Succubi sniffed out souls like he tracked mint leaves. Buck wasn’t delusional about it, he was not everyone’s cup of sweet sun tea. And you couldn’t hide from a succubus. Jasper saw straight through his countryside charm and manners. “Click that belt, darlin’.” “Cut the pet name shit.” “Fine by me.” He knew for a fact she liked it, but wouldn’t press. With Jasper tucked and secure, he revved the engine. “Ohhhh, my goodness.” She giggled and cupped her mouth. “Do that again!” He smashed the gas and Jasper exploded in more laughter. The minute he hit the highway she was gasping for air. “I-I’ve never been in an old car.” “Had her for seventy years.” “Seventy?!” “Mhm. Just swapped the block, tuned her right on up. Got some heated crystal core pistons under the hood now. Some say it kills the transmission, but I haven’t felt no change. Grant it, I ain’t no mechanic, but I know how Ursala rides.” “I have no idea what the hell you said, but I love your car.” Buck gripped the woodgrain and added twenty to the dash. Jasper’s smile remained for miles, and he was happy to be the cause. She liked his tunes and complimented his driving. Jasper was a chatterbox, and Buck had always been the listening sort. “When are we going to start the demolition thing?” Jasper asked. “Demo—woman, I don’t know what Nieema told you, but we won’t be doing that tonight. We have to survey first. Get an idea of what we can salvage and take a few measurements.” Jasper deflated and pouted. She muttered and faced the window. “Yeah, I know. Everybody gets excited about them sledgehammers.” “I wanted to destroy something. It’d be a good stress reliever.” “It sure is, but let’s handle the boring stuff first.” She cocked a brow before rolling her big copper eyes. Buck hit the exit and rumbled into town. Folks were out and about, mostly human. They got an early start to the day, nocturnal fae were just waking or sleeping in. Buck got about three-four hours, his Drendt side kept energized. “Okay, here we are.” Buck parked in a near empty lot and locked up. “This shouldn’t take long. ‘Bout twenty. After, we’ll head to the house with Nordizach.” “This is no fun at all.” Buck snickered, allowing her entry first. Their construction firm was a two-story glass house. It looked like your everyday city office. Omari took charge some years back and redecorated. Buck thought it was pretentious and stuffy. They even had uniforms and company colors. It was bullshit but not his circus anymore. Yes, Buck and Nieema owned it but neither wanted the job after ten years of running the show. Blue-collar gigs were not their bag, though they tried for some time. Good thing they had other, more lucrative streams of income. Omari was quick on his feet with eyes fixed on Jasper. The ever-busy career-oriented male didn’t have time for a lady. According to his ex-wife, Omari was emotionally unavailable. Given how he tripped and stumbled from his office, he was up to no good. Buck quirked a brow as the man-child ran at them with his hand out. “Hello, hi.” Omari’s smile touched his ears. Buck sighed as he tried to put on a show. “I’m Omari Sunside. What can I do for you?” Jasper smirked, shaking the boys hand. She exchanged glances with them and hummed. “Sunside, as in…” “Hay, Pop.” She giggled and reached for the glittering gold chains at her throat. After a quick embrace, Buck got to the introduction. “This here is Jasper, she just moved into that spot on Great Oaks.” Omari smacked his teeth and said, “Cold-blooded. Hawke the Realtor?” “Yeees?” Jasper posed the question, letting Buck know she’d been swindled. “I bet Jack doesn’t know about this. That house is a death trap and is cursed.” Jasper flinched. “Cursed? How?” “No one who moves in stays.” Buck nodded as she looked to him for confirmation. He didn’t think it was cursed, but rather a shit hole built on shit land. Most of the houses in that neighborhood needed foundational work year-round. “It ain’t good land, is all. Hard upkeep.” Omari sniffed and shook his head. “Jasper, if I were you, I’d hire pest control and go to a hotel.” “Oh, no need. I’m staying at the Sunsides Inn.” Buck caught her wry grin and popped brows. Omari, the tramp, slouched at the news. He knew damn well when folks found their way onto the ranch they were either going to fuck or had. Unless they were dignitaries or political figures from across The Frothing sea, of course. Jasper was neither, so she was free to share sheets and sweat with Omari if she wanted. She blushed as if impressed. They yammered about the town, and Jasper asked him about places to eat and where to get fabrics. Nieema was the best to ask for the latter. Buck cracked his gum, interrupting the fast friends, and said, “We came to see Yardi. Jasper got papers to sign, and I have a house to survey.” “Alright, Pop.” Buck embraced his son in a tight, comforting hug and ran a hand over his waves. “Stop!” “They need some love, my boy.” “Leave me be. I’m losing sleep over this mall business.” “I know it.” Omari focused on Jasper and said, “It was nice meeting you, Jasper, and welcome to Indigo Plains. Watch it with this one, he’s trouble.” “So am I.” Jasper arched a brow and grinned. She was mischievous and sly. Buck knew it by how her eyes stuck to him. She might not want to, but she had thoughts. He was damn certain about that. With a final wave, they separated, and Buck started the short journey. He banked right with Jasper at his side, still smiling. “He’s your twin.” “Ya think so? I always been told he look like his mama.” “I see her, but he has your eyes and… air.” “My air, huh?” Jasper nodded, keeping them eyes ahead. He hummed, cracked gum, and scratched his jaw in confusion. At their destination, Buck knocked on the glass, spooking Reese Yardi Muckerton. The fine fella was reading the contract he’d drawn up last night for what was sure to be the fifth time. Meticulous and detail-oriented, Yardi was an excellent project manager who memorized every word he typed. “Hello, there.” Yardi shook Jasper’s hand and ushered them into his office. “It is great to meet you, Jasper. And welcome to Indigo Plains. I hope it’s treating you well.” “Better than expected.” “Love to hear it, please have a seat.” Everybody grabbed a chair, and Buck removed his hat. He placed it on top of the man’s desk. It earned him a glare. To be funny, Buck left it there. Yardi snatched the folder from under the brown brim. The human fiddled with his wire-frame glasses and said, “I’m sorry about your home. I don’t think anyone would have agreed to buying it if they were made aware of the damage.” Jasper shrugged. “I went in knowing it was a fixer-upper. I just didn’t know to what degree. I overdid it. I do that sometimes, you know.” Buck scoffed, and Yardi snorted. “Even so. We know Hawke. He saw easy prey and dove for the kill. He took advantage of you.” “That’s what I keep hearing.” Buck ground his molars at the show of Jasper’s nervousness. She went for them chains and gnawed on her lip. He wanted to pat her knee or rub her back, but it’d be wildly inappropriate. The urge was strong, though. “That’s why we here,” Buck said. “To fix what we can.” Reese wagged a finger and nodded. “Exactly, and Buck here knows how these things go. Jasper, you will here a bunch of construction talk, but don’t you fret, it’s to keep you safe. It’s to keep our workers safe and to ensure everyone can do their part. We will be going with a time and materials contract on this one.” Buck propped a booted foot up onto his thigh and grumbled, “I know it. The place is a hellhole. Alls good. Tell me where to sign and I’ll start writing checks.” “Wait.” Jasper butt-in. Her molten eyes sparkled and bulged some. She was shocked as hell. “What checks? You said it was free.” “For you, yeah. But materials and labor ain’t free. I gotta pay these people. We’ll be doing most of the structural work, but I’m not an electrician or a plumber. I can pound nails, sand pine, and install drywall all day, but that’s far as I go.” Jasper was set to refuse, but Buck saw it in her hardening expression. “The Sunsides do this,” Yardi added. “You’re not the first. They take on a lot of projects and pay for them out of pocket. You’re one of hundreds they’ve saved, financially speaking.” Reese gulped his coffee and sighed. He made great progress with Jasper. Her shoulders drooped, and so did her resolve. She still flicked at her jewels, but Buck knew they’d won. “Trust me, Jasper, you want their help. The house, just from what I’ve seen in passing, tells me you’re looking at ten-twenty grand minimum. And I can only guess what the inside looks like.” Jasper dropped her hand and said, “Fine. I don’t have two thousand, let alone twenty in my account. I’m not going to refuse. But I will figure out a way to pay you back.” Buck chuckled and popped his gum. “Sure you will.” “I will and don’t you dare doubt me.” “Oh I don’t, but I didn’t ask for no reimbursement. And good luck getting that by my wife, she’ll blow a gasket.” “I don’t care. It’s a lot of mone—“ “Moving along.” Buck stopped her there and inched forward, reaching for a pen. He’d started the business and knew most contract blabber well enough. “We gotta meet Zach at the house. Give her a quick rundown, Yardi. I’ll start signing.”
Before moving to Indigo Plains, Jasper hadn’t researched the town much. Kit had been right; it was an impulsive purchase but a needed one. She knew Indigo Plains operated mostly at night, with its large nocturnal population and all. With three schools, one hospital, and a tight-knit fae community, Jasper figured there wasn’t much to it. Their delivery run proved her wrong. Sure, Indigo Plains lacked high rises and an urban symphony, but it was rich with life. Far from a sleepy town, pedestrians crowded the sidewalk. Bodies spilled from a rowdy bar, and a group of teenage satyrs laughed into a busy cinema. Everyone Jasper encountered was kind and quick to introduce themselves. The shops and eateries were packed. There wasn’t a piece of trash in sight. And she hadn’t tripped over a rat or stumbled on a beer bottle. The air on Great Oaks Street was sweet and savory. The aroma snared her. A food stand in front of Zarbies bakery gathered their attention. “Oh, hay now!” Nieema doubled back and inhaled with dramatic flair. “These are Nana Fosters’ famous meat pies. Flaky dough filled with salted pork, spices, and extra cheese.” “Where can we pay?” Kit asked. Quick to spend money he didn’t work for. “Where can—” “These are samples. She puts them out at the end of every night. We’re coming up on two am, she’s about done.” “Soooo…” Kit clutched his new journal, waiting for Nieema’s answer. “Go ahead, sir! They free.” “Excellent.” Jasper loved free food and wouldn’t pass on this. The first buttery bite made her sag. She shook her head and grumbled with a bulging cheek. “This is—“ Kit lost his tongue and moaned. “I can’t think of anything else. I want a basket full.” “Well, most order by the dozen.” A gentle smile and eyes greeted them. “Hello, there. You must be new in town.” The fairy elder with pastel pink curls and gauzy wings fluttering at her back hobbled over and extended a hand. Jasper accepted the salutation with thanks. “Jasper, it’s nice to meet you, ma’am. This is my brother, Kit.” The man waved, smiled, and chewed. “I’m Nana Foster, and these here are my Poppin’ Patties.” “They are positively delightful,” Jasper admitted, her finger itching to grab another. “You know me, Nana.” Nieema winked and said, “I’ll take two-dozen. Add ten more for my friends here.” “Now, why are you two hangin’ with this troublemaker?” The women cackled and hugged, Nieema patting her back on the pull away. “I may be trouble, but I’m the best kind.” “You know better than to lie to me, girl!” Nana Foster slapped Nieema’s arm with a towel. “How’s that mall business going?” “You know, going.” Jasper witnessed the elder darken, her jovial nature evaporated. “I never wanted no strip mall. I didn’t vote for it.” “Ninety percent of y’all did, and Bobbi had to be fair, Nana. He—” “It ain’t gonna do nothin’ but bring mess and take our business.” “You know we’re loyal. Indigo Plains will not turn its back on you.” Nana sniffed and snapped her towel. “Yeah, until a mighty big-name cookie shop promises something new.” “A cookie establishment will not have these delectable treats, Nana Foster.” Kit gave a curt nod and plucked another pastry. “Two per mouth.” Nana quirked a brow and her hip. Jasper nearly choked as Kit grimaced and put the pie back. Demons had elders too, and knew better than to cross them. “Well Nana,” Nieema piped, “I’ll be by to pick up the order tomorrow. We gon’ get on the good foot. I gotta get supper started.” “I know, feed those babies.” “They’re grown!” “Grown as a sapling.” Nieema bid Nana farewell and Jasper did the same. The elder pinched Kit’s cheek and he gleamed. The display was erroneous. He’d never let a soul touch his face, let alone a stranger. Then again, Kit appealed to an elders nurturing side. It could be his features and stature. “She’s nice,” Jasper announced. “Everyone is nice. It’s nothing like Misthill.” “You stayed in the capital?” Nieema asked, clearly astounded. “Girl, six-million people is too many for me. The hustle of the city isn’t my favorite.” “I think you’d fit in well,” Jasper said, stopping at her truck. “However do you mean?” “Your attire is…” “What? You ‘spected boots, a cottage dress, and pigtails?” “Maybe. your husband is a stereotypical cowboy.” Jasper traveled from Nieema’s neat and tidy box braids to the tips of her buckled boots. “Y’all are polar opposites.” “You know what they say ‘bout opposites, don’t ya?” For the third time on this wee early morning Nieema opened the door for Jasper. It was sinful how heat flared upon her cheeks and spread. The little woman caused a scene and Kit giggled climbing into the backseat. Jasper claimed passenger and grinned at the wily vampire. “Are you this chivalrous with everyone?” “Only those I deem worthy. Buckle up!” Nieema slammed the door and was quick about hitting the gas. Weird, disjointed music filled the amicable silence. “What is that raucous?” Kit asked. “It’s offensive and vile!” “Skat jazz.” Jasper boomed with laughter because this shit didn’t fit Nieema either. “You’re a strange, perplexing woman, Mrs Sunside.” Nieema popped a shoulder. “So I’ve been told.” “Jazz, quilts, and a cowboy husband? You’re two steps away from front-running a death metal band with electric blue hair and black nails. Can’t say it doesn’t suit you, however..” “I know you can’t, tuhuh! I look damn good.” “What melody is death metal?” Kit tapped Jasper on the horn. “Will I like it?” “Think Core Dread.” “Yuck! I hate it already.” Nieema smiled, eyes on the road. Headlights illuminated her glossy, tailored brow, the curve of her nose, and the sharp point of her fangs. “So,” Nieema began, “I think we should go over what we’ll be doing tomorrow.” “With my house?” “Yes ma’am.” “What can be done?” “For now? Survey and demolition.” Jasper winced. “I’m sorry, what? Demolition?” “It’d be doing you a favor,” Kit murmured, not minding his own business. “At least it’s mine, and Father didn’t acquire it for me.” “Well, just so you—that’s… I refuse to stoop.” Nieema chuckled as if something amused her. Jasper failed to see what she had. A demolition was the exact opposite of what Jasper wanted. “What do you mean by—“ “Calm down, woman. Damn. Listen, in order to rebuild, we must destroy first. The floor is rotten. The walls are crawling with mold. The wiring is faulty, and there probably ain’t no repairing the pipes. Everything must go, then, renovations.” “Oh, okay. So then I’ll need a hammer and such.” “Girl, you gon’ need a sledgehammer.” “Sledgehammer?!” Kit bellowed. “I have a war hammer much like it. Can I help? Can I demolish?” “Sure,” Nieema said, mid-giggle. “But you’ll have to be fitted with safety gear first.” “We’ll be wearing armor too? This place isn’t as ab as I thought. First, the bean casserole, then home and goods, meat pies, and now, I get to wield a hammer!” Jasper loved her brothers enthusiasm and thirst for violence. He was the Dukes favorite thanks to his appetite for war. She didn’t buy it, though. Kit had been molded by their patriarch. He walked the path Carriont paved and ached for approval. Countless children and Jasper was the first to leave. “What are we gonna do now?” Jasper asked. “I’ll throw dinner on the table, then call it a night.” Nieema parked in the driveway, gathered her satchel, and slipped out of the truck. “You can mosey about under my roof if you’d like.” They followed her lead and retrieved Kit’s wares. Jasper had only bought herself a few necessities, whereas Kit, went apeshit on cat toys, journals, and sheet sets. Nieema’s comment wasn’t a suggestion, but an invitation. The roll of her tongue spoke where she had not. “Think I’ll catch a rain check on dinner.” Jasper glanced at her yawning brother, then studied the gorgeous farmhouse. “I don’t operate on a nocturnal schedule yet. I’m tired as hell.” “If you change your mind, let me know.” “I will.” Nieema’s carmine appraisal remained for three seconds too long. “Hope so, ‘night y’all.” “Goodnight, madam,” Kit said. “Thank you for the outing. I can’t remember the last time I had so much fun.” The vampire frowned. “I wouldn’t call working fun, but you’re welcome. If you wanna see some real fun, I’ll show you. We’ll make a night of it.” “Excellent.” With a wink and wave, Nieema jogged into her home. Jasper groaned as her head dropped. She kicked pebbles and muttered. “I think she likes you,” Kit remarked, stating the obvious. “Thanks for the news. Come. Let’s get drunk on berry wine and watch Head Chef.” “Head Chef?” Kit’s lilac stare brightened and sparkled with glee. “Is it like Cooked and Charred?” “No. It’s more like Bottom Flame Kitchen.” “Nice. Watching land dweller shows is technically research. I’d loved to learn more about their cuisine.” “Most people don’t eat what they make on those shows.” “I will. I’ll be happy to give these dishes my best effort.” Jasper let Kit prattle. It was nice to hear him talk about something other than battle and ranks. “I’ll be your taste tester.” “Terrific.” Kit swung his bags as they marched for the cabin. “This is going to be great. You’ll see.” “Can’t wait.” She grimaced and prayed for her poor guts. Whatever Kit had in mind scared the shit out of her.
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Replacing his classic muscle fifty-block with a new age engine powered by magical stones was the smartest shit he’d ever done. Buck arrived at Jack’s Real Estate and Legal Services in three minutes. He’d spent almost an hour arguing with that god damned city man about permits and regulations. It was exhausting when suits only smelled money. Omari, their eldest son, was fed up with assholes and called his pappy. Buck was happy to play ref and calm the blue-blooded human down. He was lucky town folk had voted on this project, otherwise, they wouldn’t have shit. Buck didn’t want a three-level shopping monstrosity in their town. It’d be an eyesore and attract trouble. “Hiya, Buck,” Chelsea sang. Her wings fluttered as he removed his hat. “He’s in the bathroom. Got a little too happy with an eldonberry smoothie. I tried to tell him to take it easy but…” “Mom, please.” Jack hung his head, fixed the tie, and exhaled a ragged breath. “Come on, Buck. Let’s talk in my office. Ma, hold my calls.” “I know it.” Buck tipped his hat, making Chelsea blush. She was a spry woodland fairy and didn’t look a day over sixty-five though pushing four-hundred. She wasn’t in the market for relationships, but he knew how Chelsea liked to dip and dive on it. “What you call me for, Jack?” “Close the door, would ya?” Buck grunted as the latch clicked. “This feel like bad news.” Jack settled behind the desk, his stained glass wings twitching. He was a handsome fella but off limits given how the wife and Buck nailed his mama to the headboard once —twice—twelve times at least. He grabbed a seat and waited for some bullshit. Jack tugged on the point of his right ear and rocked in his executive chair. “I’m coming to you because my mother asked it of me. This ain’t typical. Don’t be thinking that I’m running my mouth about everyone, but I thought you should know, the Palison purchased some land. The Carters’ old farm. As you know, Packard died last year. His kids opted to sell. And…” “Why ain’t you say no?!” Buck glared at the man. “Why didn’t you just—“ “Just what? Buckley, I have ten kids.” “We all got kids!” “I’m the only income my family has. When faeries leave Lightbridge, their is no support for us and—“ “I know. Shit god damn it.” “I’m sorry. Maybe it’s a coincidence.” “No. No. Shiland was buried four months ago. I know—I figured—“ Buck cut the commentary and stared at flat, gray carpet. He’d known this day was coming but damn, not this soon. “Thanks for telling me, Jack.” “Sure thing.” “Is the deal closed?” “Not yet, ten days.” “Got it. Thanks again.” Buck gripped wood grain and peeled tires out of the parking lot. He would have stayed in the streets longer, but now, he needed a second alone, in his element. Pushing two hundred horses down the strip of road leading back home, he turned up his comfort tunes. Highway 56 snaked across the continent. From Lightbridge, to Ravensguard, and continuing through Brasshorne. It ended at the tip of the world, Frostwinds Edge. Four territories with four crowns. Buck groaned, parked in the garage, and killed the engine. He cleared the vehicle and sneaked through the side door. Left of the detached garage was the wood. A dense thicket holding his past and dearest of memories. Before crossing the tree line, Buck tugged off his boots and t-shirt. Barefoot and half naked, he entered the dark beyond and whispered hello to the sneaky elm, old oak, and wise willow. “What in the hell y’all been up to? Boy, do I got some crazy shit to tell you.”
Born into an apocalypse, The Huntsman knew a little something about death…but nothing, about babies.
On any other night, Carver would finish the bounty and get ghost. This was not one of those nights. After fulfilling a small contract, Carver stumbles upon a wailing child. In need of help and a babysitter, he seeks advice from the only decent person he knows. It just so happens that person is his closest friend and maybe, his greatest desire.
This is a 25k MM paranormal romance. We got spells, small conflicts, vampire feedings, wizardry, and adorable found family fluff. There are grey themes such as the death of a spouse, blackmail, and contract k–lings.
Boxes gnashed their teeth, daring to bite her fucking head off. With even more in the moving pod, Jasper was in over her horns and didn’t know where to start. Moving alone was hell, and she’d been there. No, like she’d lived in hell for most of her life. As a succubus and adviser to Duke of the Fourth Seal, she knew a little something about hell. This was it.
Handling another taped and lopsided box, Jasper climbed the stairs. She stepped with caution, avoiding holes. Her new house was two hundred years old and a steal. Jasper wanted a home she could grow with and thanks to the success of her creative streak, life was better. Not great, but good.
“Could be worse,” she mumbled, entering the master. Or something like it. Unnamable substances stained tattered strips of wallpaper and the ceiling. “Well, fuck.” She dropped the box of Petite Pop figures and huffed. This was an impulse buy. She’d come up on a few dollars and lost her goddamn mind. With only ten years worth of top-side living under her belt, she still had much to learn. With no help from her father or mother, Jasper was on her own. She didn’t want to hump her way to the money like most of her siblings. Nah. She had her own plans and way of hoarding coins.
“And I’ve done well,” she admitted to a stuffy, dust-filled quiet. The master was nothing more than squealing floorboards, a queen-sized bed, and her ancient laptop. Windows with no drapes was ghetto, but they were boarded anyway. “This was sooooo, stupid.” Taking it all in Jasper stomped her foot and yelped as her boot fractured what was left of creaking, rickety planks. Splintered wood snagged and scratched her ankle. “This is fu-ow!” She yanked her poor foot loose and flailed, dropping on her ass. Jasper massaged torn skin and grunted. “What the hell am I going to do?”
With a telling moisture on her butt, she sighed. This house was a shit hole. Falling apart at the literal seams. She gestured at a giant crack behind her headboard. Spiderwebs and must. Mildew and broken pipes. She was about to breathe fire and raze the joint to the ground until a knock at the front door interrupted her bad decision. Jasper sat, waiting for a second rap. She’d moved to Indigo Plains three days ago and didn’t know a soul in the rural town. Miles from the big, stank city, she had no friends. A third knock got her up and limping downstairs. She’d heal quicker with a bite of raw sinewy flesh or a sip of male passion, buuuut she had neither at the moment. From the vestibule, Jasper noted a smiling old, self-tanned lady. Opening the door, Jasper grinned. “Hello.”
“Why look at you!” The elder beamed, holding a fine-looking roast. “It’s been a while since we done had demons ’round these parts. You are mighty tall, ma’am.” “I get that a lot. What you got there?” “Oh, this? It’s my famous rump roast. Jerry, my husband of forty years loves it and so do most folks in the neighborhood. Ask Maryanne and Bob Warring, down the way. They’ll tell ya.” “I can smell the garlic, Ma’am.” “No, noooo…call me Sissy. I ain’t been a Ma’am in many moons.”
Jasper laughed, casting her gaze about. It was a hot August afternoon with the heat making cicadas scream. Jasper didn’t have air conditioning and was certain the human woman might faint, Warm for Jasper meant unbearable for a human. Ominous odors and humidity were a bad sign as well.
“I’d invite you inside,” Jasper said, “but this place isn’t so welcoming at the moment.” Sissy waved a jewelry-adorned hand, her bracelets clanging and glinting in the midday sun. “It’s alright. I can smell the mold. I’d rather not anyhow. I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood with a hot meal.” “You are so kind,” Jasper accepted the heavy ceramic dish and said,“I’ll be sure to give this back.” The woman wagged a papery finger. “I’ll come uh looking for it. Don’t you worry.” “Thank you again.”
Sissy giggled and left with the twirl of her tie-dye skirt. She was an adorable elder with pink hair and pure intentions. Her emotions tasted sweet, akin to butterscotch. Jasper snickered, remembering she was probably a hundred years older. With the hot offering in hand, she kicked the door closed and dined in what was considered a kitchen. It was missing a stove and cabinet doors, but it might be nice one day. Jasper stood where the breakfast nook would be and impaled bits with a plastic fork. She attacked steaming beef, carrots, baby reds, and caramelized onions. After a decent burp, she popped open a hot beer and guzzled every ounce.
“That was amazing.” Belly full to bursting she was ready to take on the task at hand. “I have no fucking idea what to do.” She kicked a box of Tupperware and groaned. “Guess I’ll buy some tools and watch DIY videos.”
Nieema
Nieema hated working at the hardware store. It wasn’t fun and it smelled like sawdust. Granted, they cut and sanded wood in-store…for free. Stocking shelves with nails, bits, and such wasn’t her idea of a good time, but it was only fair. Keeping to it, she stacked tubes of caulk into a caddy and bobbed her head to an oldie. She set the playlist and be damned if anybody changed it. For the hundredth time, she’d told them not to touch her music. god forbid she say it again.
“Can I get some help around here?!” Nieema winced and rounded the stack with her hands full. “Do you need help, sir?”
“You god damn right I do. I come looking for a new chainsaw. What row are they in?” The man flicked his filthy cowboy hat and spat. He flashed gold fangs and snapped his gum. He was a cruel-looking fella, and Nieema cleared her throat. “They’re uhm—“ “Speak up, shit.” “Isle three.” “You one of them Porter gals? I heard about y’all.” “No, no. I’m not.“
The burly man made off down the row and Nieema hustled behind the counter. Their store wasn’t too big, with only ten aisles, but some folks got lost.
“The—“ “Where the fuck is it?“ “On the back wall.“ He cursed, finding the high-power chainsaws. Nieema didn’t want to know what a man like him would do with the tool. He was a fae of some make, but she was unsure which. His dark eyes and claws didn’t say much
As he stalked toward her, Nieema swallowed and tried not to stutter, it was tough. He slammed the chainsaw on pockmarked pine that was older than her and spat again.
“How much I owe ya?” Nieema brushed sweat from her upper lip and glanced at the tag. “Two hundred and—“ “Two what?! Two hundred dollars? Ohhh, what game are you running in here? Are you tryna scam me, darlin’?” “No! No, I would never.“ With a death glare pinned on her, he squinted. “I got fifty-seven dollars in my pocket. You can take that, or…I can pay in other ways.” Nieema gasped, her heart daring to claw its way through her chest. She searched for an escape as he rounded the long counter. “Wai—“ “I don’t like no women trying to steal from me. Just cause I’m an honest hardworking man don’t mean I’m dumb.” “I did—‘ “Shut your mouth!”
Nieema planted both hands on the wall and prayed to the gods. His obsidian gaze flickered with fire and life, he was of the dark fae for certain.
“You’ll take the fifty and I’ll take something from you—“ A single, sharp talon grazed her cheek. He loomed, smelling of sweat, mint, and a cherry-scented smoke. Her throat closed and body quaked. The bell sounded and Nieema pinched his nipple. Mister Fussy hissed and laughed.
“Ain’t shit funny,” Nieema whispered. “Clean that spit up off my floor or so help me, Buck, I’ll break your behind.” “You had your chance, darlin’. And I made it easy.” Buck popped his gum, cracked his back, and lept over the counter. “You hush, I wasn’t giving in so easily.” “You were sweatin’, I got you on camera.” He pointed at the ball on the ceiling and tried on a wolfish grin. “We’ll play it back during them wee hours and see just how fast you fold.” Nieema cackled and tended to their customer. Well wasn’t this a sight. A demon, of the red sort. It was safe to say, they were a succubus. Horns and all. She had to be about six-foot and hard bodied. “Suck my toes, mama. She is rather fine.” “Would you cut it,” Nieema snipped. “She looks lost.” “We can help her find any and everything..“ “Did you clean your mess, Buck?” “Not yet bu—“ “Get to it, old man. I am not playing with you.” “Don’t pester me, vampire. I’ll give it to you good.” Nieema winked and patted Buck’s arm. “I can only hope.”
With her freaky deaky husband occupied, Nieema sidled up to the succubus and smiled. “You need help finding something, suga?” “Hell yeah..” The tall woman slouched and shrugged. Her voice was rough and sultry. As if she had dragon fire caught in her throat. “I watched videos about paint, floors, mold, pests, and corroded pipes. I don’t even know how to hang a frame. Installing a stove is beyond me. I just bought the house on Weaver Avenue and I’m outta my element. I thought a fixer might be a cute learning experience. I was wrong. The house is shit.“ “Whoa, haaay.” Nieema went to soothe her through touch and stopped herself. Not everyone was tactile, and succubi had a specific way of feeding. “It’s alright. You’re okay. Listen, I come from a long line of contractors. My mama and daddy damn near built this town. If you’d like, I can help.” “Me too!” Buck said, tossing the broom. “Hello, there, I am Buck Sunside, and this is my lovely daisy of a bride, Nieema. It just so happens we own a contracting firm, the only one in all of Indigo Plains.”
The woman slapped her wide chest and smiled. Her teeth dazzled. Needly as a pin and long. Nieema touched her neck and batted lashes. The towering succubus was a looker, and Buck knew it, too. He was staring hard enough. They were on the same page. After one-hundred-plus years of marriage and seven kids, they were open to pretty much anything.
“I’m so sorry honey,” Nieema said. “What’d you say your name was?” “Jasper.” “How progressive.” “I thought it was adorable. Everybody says I look like a Jasper.” “They were right,” Buck added. “So, if you’d like, we can come on by. Take a look around and see what the damage is?” “Uh, I don’t know.” Jasper grimaced, fiddling with a tangled mess of glittering gold chains. “I heard quotes are expensive.“ “On the house,” Nieema blurted. “Listen here, anyone who moves to Indigo Plains and lays roots is my kinda people. If you’re serious about making this your home, then we are here to help.” Buck nodded in agreement. “Yup. We don’t need the money with the new mall opening and such. All hands on deck, as they say, we all you got for now.” “I’m nobody to refuse help.” Jasper shook a box of nails and said, “When can you stop by?” “Tomorrow.” “Oh shit, that’d be great. I have no idea what I’m doing.” “It’s a good thing you walked into our store, Jasper.” The succubus smiled and placed the box casting nails back on the shelf. “Thanks. It was nice meeting you, Mr and Mrs Sunsde Have a good night.”
Combat boots and a sundress. It was a deadly combination and Nieema knew well what women like that had to offer. Her calves were large and striking. Buck sniffed and Nieema hummed.
“She’ll be in our bed by next Monday.” Nieema tweaked a brow and craned her neck. Buck was a god amongst man and smiled like he knew. “She’ll be at my feet long before she sits on your crotchety lap, Mista.” “Oh woman, you underestimate me!” “She’s young,” Nieema said, shoving Buck aside. “I can smell it.” “I’d say a century or two.” “Hm. That’s why you lookin’ crazy, old fool.” “My heart and soul belong to you, Mrs Sunside. My dick, however—“
Nieema pounced on her man, locking arms and legs around him. He rumbled with mirth as their lips met. Nieema used her mental will to lock the door. They’d be closed for the next fifteen to twenty minutes.