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Jasper reared back with her chin high and silver brow arched. The jewels at her neck and ears winked under the blue hue. “Are you going to talk the whole time or take what you need?” Nieema cupped her nape and kneaded her plump, dimpled hip. “Needy, impatient, and overcome with desire. You are wearing my favorite perfume.” She yanked Jasper forward and stopped centimeters from her parted lips. Nieema growled, a whisper of contact was enough to make her ache and swell, yearn for Jasper’s supple flesh. “Be of care, sweet flame. Wish not for what you do not understand.” Her resistance was futile and in vain. Jasper jumped the line and kissed Nieema first, fighting for the dominance Succubi love so god damn much. Their fervent, hit headed nature and mounting desire was a call to action. An intense pressure coiled in Nieema’s belly and settled between soaked walls. Dark fragrant woods, blood orange, and cocoa provoked her thirst.
Hi y’all! Hope your week is flowing and stress-free! Mine is boring, per usual, but at least the words are coming along right? With Patches, I wanted to give y’all a heads up. The coming dialogue might be darker. This is not a dark story and I want to keep it light and fluffy, but The antagonist is a motherfucker. He’s nothing nice. I won’t give too many graphic details on page, but if you read chapter ten, you can kind of guess what we were up against. Jasper is on the run, and you’ll find out why. Chapter Eleven will tackle deeper issues.
Content warnings are as follows: Recalling past domestic violence Moderate self-deprecation and shame Attempted murder off-page
Yes, this is some heavy shit, no doubt, but it is a pivotal moment for Buck and Jasper. Not only are we digging deeper into her life, but we are getting to know Buck better as well. And, we’ll find out what makes Nieema so special. Stay tuned y’all, there’s much more to come.
Jasper tried not to laugh and flirt, putting forth her best efforts. Some habits were hard to break, however. As a succubus, it was in her nature to pluck at rough petals unique to the masculine flower. A calling, a purpose. Instinctual. Biological. Their magnetism was a product of her inner workings, nothing more. Fallacious. She was enthralled by Buck’s intensity; locked into his magic. A shadow man who reminded her of tasty treats and cozy, crackling fire nights. “—Every time I see it,” Buck said. Jasper nodded but didn’t hear a word. “I’m sorry?” He gestured to the cruddy house and ruined her moment of lapsed judgment. She’d been staring at his profile yet again. While signing papers, she had trouble concentrating on the task and misspelled her own name. Jasper grunted and opened the car door. She needed fresh, summer air and not the circulating blend of Buck’s natural Midnight Mist musk. “You might have a point,” Jasper said, mounting the sidewalk. She studied the old, dilapidated Victorian and almost wept. Masonry was spotty with bricks missing, the porch sagged, and there was only a handful of roof tiles left. An eyesore. With its dead yard and barren trees, her house was a blight on Yewing Avenue. Classic homes, much like hers, dotted the four-block stretch. Though theirs had been upgraded and repainted. They maintained lawns and tended healthy gardens. Jasper was embarrassed and discouraged until a green giant barreled out of her crumbling shack. He lumbered down the steps, skipping three. “Hiya Bucko!” “Is that an orc?” Jasper asked, completely impressed by the sheer size of his double-barrel chest. “Yup.” “Oh…” Tusks, flannel, and cherry-red hair. He was a rugged fantasy made real. Jasper knew they existed, but most never ventured this far from Brasshorne territory. Orcs were a rarity, and she hated that. An orc lover was on her bucket list… but she was celibate. Jasper deflated as the towering man greeted Buck. “Good thing you showed, I was fixin’ to leave. Annie’s special for tonight is meatloaf. You know how I am about her meatloaf.” “We didn’t mean to keep ya waiting. Those papers kicked my tail this time. They changed some stuff, and I had to at least skim. Oh, uh, Jasper, this here is Zach, the carpenter. He’s gon’ let us know what can be done with the floor and such.” “Nice to meet ya, Ma’am.” Zach was as friendly as everyone else in Indigo Plains. His hands were calloused and big, however. The texture would feel exquisite on the more sensitive areas. Jasper batted lashes, and the Orc grinned. “Oohhhkay,” Zach brandished his clipboard and said. “Boy, do I got some news for you, Buck. I’ve seen hill faerie homes in better condition. No offense, Ma’am.” “None taken, it’s a piece of shit.” Zach grimaced and scratched his head. “Not much to be done with the herringbone on the first floor.” Buck hissed and said, “Come on now, we gotta save something.” “No can do, the wood is rotted straight through. The basement is filled with water and the spider you gutted yesterday. You should move that damn thing, Bucko. It’s gonna smell up the place real bad. Like Freddy after a swamp swim.” The men laughed, and Jasper joined, if only to humor Zach. He was a mountain of evergreen skin and muscle she’d climb for ten minutes flat. His essence probably smelled like spring rain or some shit. Jasper winked at Zach, and the orc winced. “Ma’am, I’m flattered. But I’m gay.” Jasper squinted, swallowed her tongue, and wanted to vomit. “Ohhhh, my god. I—you know what? I am so sorry.” Zach snorted and said, “It’s fine. I get it all the time. So, are we ready for the walkthrough?“ “Hi! Yooohooo!” A dark-haired fellow wearing a tunic waved as he jogged from across the street. “Oh my goddess, leg day kicked my ass. Helloooo. You, must be Jasper.” She nodded and shook yet another hand. “I’m Leo, I live right over there. In the gorgeous cerulean lady. I painted her myself ten years ago. We all go for something bright and colorful. It is such a pleasure. I see you’re still moving in. How is it going?” “It’s…stalled.” Jasper glanced at her moving pod, still packed with furniture. “I can imagine. Is everything okay? I heard quite a commotion last night.” “A Wicker spider living under the house.” Leo gasped, removed his sunglasses, and cupped his mouth. At that second, Jasper tasted deceit. Masculine energies, specific to the human male variety, were no secret. She saw through their words and read their expressions thoroughly. Jasper inhaled intentions and lust as if it were a fine fragrance. His concern was fabricated. “That’s terrible.” Leo placed shades on his head and squinted at the house. “I never would have thought those beasties might invade our homes. Did you find a nest? Because we can’t have them breeding on our street. I don’t care for creepy-crawling things. Creatures of darkness and all that.” “Creatures of what, now?” Buck asked, canting his head. Jasper heard the derision in Leo’s voice as well and wasn’t fond of his tone. “I should go,” her neighbor said. “I have smoothies to make, meal prep, you know. Got a pilates class at seven am sharp.” Leo laughed while their lips twitched. “Good luck with the renovations, but let’s not work after six. It’s inconsiderate. Some of us do have to work. You understand, babes?” Leo started for his house but doubled back. He snapped his fingers and said, “Oh, and b-t-dubs, Sissy wants her dish back, asap. She can get annoying as effff if you don’t return it. Kay byeeee!” “I don’t got no problem with humans,” Buck rasped. “But I do not like that one.” “They’re so hostile,” Zach said. “I’ll be keeping my distance.” “Good idea, Jasper.” “Alright.” Buck clapped once and headed for her house. “Where y’all wanna start?” Leaks in the attic, structural issues, and mold within the walls. Sloping archways and termites. Jasper listened to complaints and concerns with a happy heart. She didn’t have to worry about paying for any of it, but there were a shit ton of problems. Zach found what she couldn’t even see. “A massive chunk of the second floor is gonna go,” Zach said. “Jasper, if you’d like, we can set you up with our interior designer. She’s top notch, our lead consultant. Went to school for it and everything.” She nodded, but her head was about to explode with an abundance of useless information. “Sure. Will this be the person who helps me pick the paint and stu—“ “Nah,” Buck interrupted. “We’ll be doing that. Becca is the person you can talk to about what you want this place to look like. Where you want lighting, if you want shutters, or brass knobs. She then teams up with Zach here and they go over cupboards, doors, shit like that. We’ll be doing the installing, though. You, me, and my vampire.” His smile broke Jasper down for three whole seconds. She giggled and whirled around. It’d be a cold day in Undervell before he’d see her blush. Instead of lingering near her current annoyance, Jasper took to exploring her house. Being gifted with an interior decorator put some fire in her step. She retrieved her phone and started in the living room. After two hundred years of drab, Undervell living, Jasper was into color. She never wore black or shades that clashed with her carmine complexion. When buying new clothes, she erred on the side of caution, but her home was fair game. With quick thumbs, she took notes. Blues in the parlor, honey-yellow and apricot in the kitchen. Sage, jade, and moss would be her craft room. Neons in her computer room and ivory in the master. There was the attic, she wasn’t sure what that’d be yet. Jasper ticked off ideas for each guest suite save for Kit’s. He’d claim the second largest room with a fireplace. Breathing through her mouth did nothing to stymy the miasma. Musty air tickled her toes and brushed her nose. “Uck.” Jasper stepped lightly and entered the half bath on the second floor. She spun, tripped on broken tile, and gripped the towel rack. It snapped right off. Chunks of ceramic went with it. Tucked into the gaping holes were tittering creatures. Tiny, gray people. Jasper tossed the bar and stared at the winged cuties. “Are you fairies?” she asked, frightening the group. They flinched and scrambled as the biggest one stood, facing her. “My apologies. I didn’t mean to scare you.” The mini fairy flapped its papery wings and hovered in her line of sight. The strangling was quite unseemly up close. Scar tissue riddled its face and emaciated body. Thorns, spikes, or barbs lined their long limbs. “Hello there.“ It screeched and struck her cheek. Jasper gasped and dabbed at the spot it nicked. Blood coated her fingertips. “You little shit!” It cut her again, this time on her chin. They were swift and too small to track. As the others crawled from their home in the wall, Jasper side-stepped. The horde overflowed from each wound. She bolted down the hall as the fairies poked her calves and sliced into her arms. “Buuuuuuck! Get back!“ Jasper flailed and batted at the gray clump of fairies blocking her path. “You fuckers.” The frenetic horde swarmed as she pushed through the gray curtain. Jasper fought back the only way she knew how, with her fists. She’d been trained like everyone else in her father’s house, but never put those skills to use. She wasn’t even sure they’d help her now, but it was worth trying. She grabbed fairies by the handful and crushed them. Their thorns pierced her palms, and dust slipped through her fingers. “Jasper? Hoooly! God damn creatons!” A strong hand captured her wrist. “Close your mouth! And whatever you do, don’t let ‘em get in your eyes!” “My ey—“ “Close your mouth!” She sealed her lips shut as Buck dragged her. They ran downstairs while Ivy scaled the walls and gathered behind them. The creeping vines created a lattice work, and it was quite beautiful. “It ain’t gonna hold, they can chew through cement!” He was right; the second they burst through the front door, an undulating mass of fairies emerged. They darted for the front door and stopped. The loud static hum of their wings would give Jasper nightmares for at least a week. “Why aren’t they moving?” The door slammed shut, followed by the telling clack of a dead bolt. “They fuckin’ locked the door. Jasper, your house is cursed,” Buck said. “So it’s haunted?” Zach asked, shaking as if he’d been trapped in the Arctic for the last five minutes. “Nah, cursed,” Buck amended. “I didn’t wanna believe it, but I felt it the moment one of them Creak Fairy’s cut me. I can taste it. This ain’t a matter of ghosts, but people. Somebody done put a hex on this house. One intent on taking Jasper out.” “Take me out?! Like how? You mean as in kill me?” “That’s what I’m thinking. The Wicker Spider wanted you bad, and Creak’s don’t touch meat. They eat dirt and minerals, they ain’t usually that aggressive neither, not really. But sure as the moon shines, they woulda ended you.” “Death by a thousand cuts,” Zach muttered. “Nasty way to go.” Jasper huffed as her fury rose and blood boiled to the surface. She was so sick of this shit. How was it that someone wanted her dead already? She’d just moved to this fucking town two days ago! She’d met a handful of people and only remembered three names. Crossing her arms, an emotional tidal wave made the pyre in her belly percolate. With nothing left to do, she screamed, releasing a short blast of fire through her nose. She stomped in the dead grass, snatched weeds, and punched a column. The old, brittle wood fractured under her strength. The roof leaned eerily to one side and collapsed to the left. Teracotta slid to the ground and shattered. That was it, Jasper broke. Molten tears sprang from their wells as her shoulders shook. Head in her hands, she sobbed. “Not agaaaain! Why does everyone wanna kill me? I can’t—whyyy?! Why me?! What did I dooo?” “Jasper,” Bucks husky timbre pierced her pathetic blithering, quieting her in an instant. “May I touch you? Not in no weird way, I just feel like you need a hug, and I hate seeing folks cry. It chokes me up.” She whirled and tackled the man. Acquaintances they may be, but Jasper needed an anchor. And she chose Buck. He enveloped her in a snug embrace and patted her back. It was nice. Jasper sniffled and came down from a blue-hued high. Crying was cathartic, not a weakness like Carriont had led them to believe. Expressing oneself through draining bodily fluids had helped Jasper in desperate times. Within two minutes, she went from standing to sitting in Buck’s car. He handed her a small pack of tissues she put to quick use. She sullied half of them and gathered a long, shuddering breath. “I’m sorry for all that.“ “Don’t go apologizing for feeling things.” “I fell apart.” “As most do when under massive amounts of stress.” “I’m fine, though. Really.“ “Not even close. I can see the strain in your smile and in the way you fidget.” Jasper frowned, adjusting her necklaces. She didn’t fidget. Rubbing the gold unicorn pendant, she huffed and dropped her hand, choosing to wring the tissue. Jasper stared at her hands instead of Buck’s scrutiny. She didn’t need another man judging her for an unexpected flush of tears. “I know what’ll cheer you right on up.” “I’m okay, Buck, but thank you.” “See, ‘bout that, I ain’t ask you nothin’. Sit tight and relax, I gotchya.” Now, she fixed her gaze upon him. Jasper was baffled by his set of balls. Sure, he wasn’t the first assertive man she’d met, but he was the first of his kind to hug her without expectation. He’d given her time to process and didn’t say shit. Hand on the wheel and eyes on the road, Buck was unbothered and handsome. The sunlight hit his five o’clock shadow and the brim of his hat just right. Buck’s overt beauty was painful to behold, but she’d be damned to look away.
I want to thank each and every one of you for even subscribing and reading. You’re amazing! You keep me going, seriously. Without you I’d have no reason to continue, so again, thank you. Also, your patience hasn’t gone unnoticed. I finally posted another P&p chapter after taking a minute off. i had to focus on publishing my first book for about two weeks but it’s out now! I’m incredibly proud of myself for blogging this long and publishing. If you’ve read my older posts then you know just how scared I was to publish.
Now that it’s over and done with, I can’t wait to put my second book out there. I’ve written and finished about 44 novels. Will I publish them all? Maybe. I don’t know yet. Most of them are in the same universe save for five, Last year, I dabbled in first person pov and monster romance for the first time ever. I’m quite sure I’ll publish that title in the fall. Anyway, I just wanted to let y;all know that I am stil here! I won’t disappear on you without notice. I’m not the sort to leave a story unfinished, that actually chaps my whole ass.It makes me itch and feel like a quitter. So, Patchwork and Pitchforks will go on! I think this web novel is great because I’m a planster and at this point, the story can go anywhere.
As we explore Indigo Plains and Ravensguard keep in mind that I have no idea where we’ll end up. Thanks for taking this journey with me! And once agian, THANK YOU, WONDERFUL ELEVEN!
I have so much going on, y’all, please bear with me, I’m publishing a book (my first) in the next few weeks, so I’m gearing up for that! But, I ain’t forget about you! There’s so much left of this story, and I’ll be glad when it’s my only project again!
“A quart of beef stock? What in the Undervell is that?” Kit read the recipe for a common stew and was confounded by three ingredients. “Stock, corn starch, and russet potatoes…Perhaps I can research each ingri—“ “Or,” Julep shouted from his post on the windowsill. “Forgive me because this is a crazy idea, but how about you ask someone!? Maybe Nieema. I like her. She’s vampyre and quite sensual. If I weren’t cursed to hold this feline form I’d make her mine.” “She is betrothed you whore.” “Semantics.” Julep’s tail flicked and rolled as he watched chickens peck the soil searching for grubs. He was intent on killing them for how they’d treated Kit earlier. “My suggestion stands. Ask her. Land dwellers seem amiable and dare I say, kind. Encouraging even. I hate them.” “I suppose you’re right.” Kit removed his apron, hung it on a hook shaped like a kind of nut, and grabbed his journal. He stopped to boop Julep’s nose. The testy cat hissed and tried to fight him off. “I hope to have lunch, supper, what have you, at least started before we leave. I’m rather excited about this demolition business.” “Yes, you ache for violence.” Julep lapped at a paw and brushed it over his ear. “You and I are such alike it scares me at times. Say, on your return would it be alright if I took a walk?” “Why?” “I’m bored.” Kit blinked at his friend, who stared with indifference. “Julep, you are a liar. You bring me rodents when I’ve expressed how foul they are. You tell me they attack you. Lie. You leave refuse in my bed and say you were ‘sleep shitting’. Lie. Youuu, want at the chickens.” “I do not!” “I counted fifteen hens. And I will come back to the same amount or I’ll give you a bath then fit you with a leash!” Julep hissed once more and lunged at Kit. The bastard took chase and clawed at his ankles. “You’ll bleed, demon! If you even dare, I’ll fill your shoes with mice!” Kit yanked open the front door, and Julep escaped in skittish, feline fashion. “You had better run, petulant beast!” The sun shone in a clear blue sky and mammals bleated. One could say it was a lovely day if not for a seething gentleman blocking the exit. “Ah, you,” Kit intoned. “Yeah. Me. I know you touched my eggs.” “Were those your eggs?” Steeling his spine, Kit sneered. “I didn’t know. I was sure they belonged to the chickens that laid them.” “Don’t get smart with me, jack!” “My name isn’t Jack, it’s Kit.” “Don’t you ever go digging for my eggs.” Kit growled as Hank’s red eyes sparked. He was within range to catch his death. Clove and bergamot swirled about. The scent was oddly comforting and contradictory of his boorish behavior. “They are everywhere!” Kit pronounced, holding his ground. “I don’t give a shit, they’re mine.” “Surely you’re not using all of them.” “I am.” “Liar!” Hank hissed like the uncouth cave dweller he was and begged for a fight. Kit was born for battle, molded by it. He’d won many wars and made a name for himself. In Undervell, he’d have ripped Hank’s tongue out, pureed it, then spoon-fed him the mush with glee. But this was Indigo Plains, Ravensguard territory. He did not need to kill this man. Done with the whole conversation and Hank’s dewy complexion Kit stomped across the porch. “I have nothing more to—“ “Don’t you walk away from me! I ain’t done. Don’t bother my chickens or my eggs, do you hear me?” Hank blocked Kit’s path for the second time. “Get out of my way or I will be forced to cause bodily harm.” “There you go, threatenin’ me again.” Hank huffed and hiked up his trousers. “You sho’ you wanna ride this stallion, boy.” “I’m sure Granny not gonna like you pestering her guest.” The disembodied voice turned Kit around. There, on the overhang, sat a fellow with magenta locs and a bag of crisps. His legs dangled as he smiled and looked to the sky. “This guest is too god damn nosy!” “And you too grumpy,” the roof-sitter claimed. “Indeed.” “You hush,” Hank grumbled. Kit pivoted and faced his nemesis. “You have no authority here. Good day.” “You heard him, Hank. Get goin’.” “Jo, I wann’t talking to you.” “You know I do not give a fuck. I will tell Granny.” Hank resigned and mumbled expletives on his trip down the stone path. With the cantankerous vampire on his way, Kit watched him go. He was a brute with the stature to match. “Whyyyy, are you on the roof?” Kit asked. “I was bored, didn’t have nothin’ pressing to do so I figured why not say hi.” “Hello.” “Where were you goin’?” Kit shifted his gaze up and over. “To ask your grandmother a question. Nieema, right?” “Mhm. Yeah. But she ain’t up yet. ‘Bout another two hours.” “I’ll wait. But, again, why are you sitting on th—“ Jo laughed, swinging his legs. “’Cus it’s the best place to think. Where you do your best thinking?” “In the bath.” “I can see that.” Kit yelped, clutched his journal, and slid from the landing zone. Jo had jumped from the roof and touched down with unnatural agility. He was rangy and wolfish. His smile remained, showcasing more than several fangs. Kit was unsettled by his friendliness and pointed features. He’d never seen such a thing. “You have quite the pair of wings,” Kit said, noticing the subtle twitch and flit. “Your grandmother is a vampire, no? As would be your mother or fat—“ Jo stuffed an orange colored crisp into his mouth and said, “We all mixed up ‘round here. My Mama wasn’t even all vampire. The only one who is, is Granny. My Mama is only half. I got fairy blood mostly. As you can tell from the lifts.” “Lifts?” “Another word for wings.” Jo looked to the winding walkway and laughed for whatever reason. “You wanna come with me somewhere?” “Where?” “To see a witch.” “Yes!” Kit gasped. “Let me get my satchel first.” After running inside for his bag, he filled it with his journal, a bottle of water, and two cashew butter and blackberry jam sandwiches. “I’m set.” “Why you look like a hobbit on their first adventure?” “A whaaat?” “You got the sweater, purse, and hairy hooves.” “What is a—“ Jo cackled and started their pleasant journey through the field. It was hard to believe this entire stretch of land belonged to a single family. Of course, Carriont owned a manor with thirty-five rooms, a botanical garden, and an amphitheater but to Kit, it felt more like a soggy shoe box. “Who was the fairy?” Kit asked. “My dad. He still in Lightbridge. The classless fuck. Got my mama pregnant and bought her a train ticket home. Fairies don’t much like melting pots if you know what I mean.” “I do not, unfortunately.” Jo smiled and dragged his feet, the strange coverings slapped the ground in annoying succession. They were hardly useful with the bit of plastic between his toes. Kit shuddered at the sight. Five digit freaks. “Most folks up north in fairy land don’t mess with vampires.” “Ahhh, I understand. In Undervell, many don’t like sleep paralysis demons. My father calls them ruffians. The general population ignores them. They’re labeled lazy trash by the media.” “That’s fucked up.” “I suppose, in a sense.” Kit kept a wary eye on the woods. He’d kill a lion and make quick use of its hide. If one even dared try a surprise attack, he’d throttle them. “Are their lions here?” “Lions? What, like Simba?” “Who?” “Damn, what y’all be watching in hell?” “Lions, you know? Big golden cats with impressive claws and—“ “Oohhhh, shit!” Jo laughed, and his wings fluttered. “Noooo, no. We don’t got them here. That’s like down south, across Pearl Gulf. Nahhh. No lions. But we do got like, Ore bears, bear shifters, Burling bears, Dust peckers, Harpies, and uhhh spiders. Them big ones.” “I saw one.” “Whaaaaat? And you still breathin’?” Jo tsked and crumpled the empty crisp bag. He slipped it into the pocket of his checkered shorts and smirked. “You’re a bad, bad man, Kit.” “I was shoved into a closet. I didn’t even get to fight.” “Ohhh, you know what? Grandaddy said something about that.” “I’m sure.” If Jo never spoke, one might be frightened of the young man. He was covered in tribal ink, draped in gold jewelry, and his claws were the darkest shade of red Kit had ever seen. As if he’d dipped them in blood. The color faded at his third knuckle, where an amber, sun-drenched brown shimmered. Faeries were hideous creatures. “I’m quite excited to meet a witch,” Kit said. “You ain’t never seen one?” “No, never.” “My grandpa was a witch. Warlock, really. It’s why I got magic in my bones.” “Sooo, you’re the Sunsides, great grandson.” “Mhm. Yup.” “Where’s the rest of your family?” “Hell if I know.” Jo shrugged and waved at the sheep. The poor devil was insane. “Not everybody set up for town living, and most don’t wanna die here.” “What nonsense. Indigo Plains is magnificent!” Kit inhaled a deep breath, enjoying the outdoor stench. “It smells terrible, but even I see the beauty here. It’s peaceful and bright. Magical. After sunset, the moon casts an incredible light upon this land. I didn’t want to come here. I mean, I did. But not this soon, and certainly not under these circumstances.” “What circumstances?” Kit stopped himself from saying too much. He still had six days to get Jasper home and he was no closer than he had been hours ago. “My sister, I came to help her with the dire living situation when we were attacked by the spider beast.” “Riiiiight, right.” “Young man—“ “Whoa, I’m forty-five.” “I have trousers older than you.” The fairy laughed again and shoved Kit’s shoulder. He stumbled into the grass and tried to hold his own chuckle, but failed. They followed the path for another thirty minutes. During such time, the loquacious Jo had stated facts and opinions. He tossed rocks, twirled sticks, and skipped along. Every so often, Jo stopped to speak with sheep and a huge fucking blue goat with an immaculate set of horns. In that moment, Kit wished he hadn’t shaved his. He touched the bumpy, raised edge in need of a touch-up and sighed. The Duke had said wild horns were improper for a general with status. “Why are we going into the wood?” Kit asked, stopping in his tracks. “This ain’t no forest. Calm down.” “Woods.” Kit looked from the snaking road to an amused Jo. The damned stones vanished into a void. Twisting the strap on his bag, Kit took a step back. “I can’t.” “I told you it’s not a forest, woods, whatever.” “Not the same thing.” “This, is a garden.” Kit scowled. “A garden?” “Yeah, swear it on my Mama’s heart. Maggie keeps plants and shit like Papa Buck.” “Wait, he has a garden?” “Yeah. You saw it on the tour.” “The greenhouse is his?” Jo nodded and waved a hand. “Let’s goooo. Got things to do, geezer.” “What’s a geezer?” Jo giggled and extended a palm. Kit stared at it, not knowing what to do. “What would you like from me?” “You somethin’ else, demon man.” Kit flinched as Jo snatched his hand and gripped it with cold fingers. It’d been a while since anyone other than Jasper had touched him. Shocking and strange as it was, Kit needed the support as they inched forward. It was fact, he’d led an entire army into battle sixty-four times and had the scars to prove it. Yes, he was known as General Raze the Great Impaler and yes, he saved all of Undervell four years ago, but by gods, the woods turned him into a hatchling. A cowering wee thing on the verge of pissing themselves. His heart thudded. He couldn’t hear Jo’s prattle over his own chattering teeth. Towering trunks and creaking boughs. They were going to eat him alive! Swallow him whole and dine on his entrails! A golden light bobbed, causing a brief distraction. Kit sucked in a breath as the tiny being landed on the tip of his nose. “What—“ The insect buzzed away and Kit tracked its winding movement until it perched atop a luminous flower. “Oh my, it is a garden.” Flanking their path was an unfathomable amount of blossoms, bushes, and vines. He didn’t know what any of them were called and dared not ask. Miniature winged insects fluttered about while frogs lazed on lily pads in a nearby pond. Sculptures, fountains, and sitting areas gave the area personality. “Yeah,” Jo said, sighing. “She’s a pack rat. Like, bad. Almost bad as Old Man Joyner. I been telling her they’d make a nice couple.” “I don’t know what a pack rat is, but it sounds lovely.” Jo snickered and knocked on a pink oval door. He released his hold and hugged a portly woman with coral-hued curls. Kit appreciated her bespangled hair, studded with beads, both colorful and dissimilar. “Come, my boy, come. And you’ve brought a friend! Welcome, Kit.” “You know my name? We have never met how—“ “I know everything that happens on this ranch. I’m Maggie, honey. Now come inside so I can feed you.” He smiled on a nod and entered the witch’s home. It was a storybook cottage and smelled of freshly baked bread. Kit was pretty good with flour and yeast as well. Though no one had ever tried his loaves except for Jasper. Herbs hung from the ceiling and above the wood-burning stove. Jars, tea cups, and pottery cluttered every surface. Bowls of fruit and veggies straddled a large tome. Kit was awestruck. Her home was everything he figured it to be. Witches weren’t the neatest bunch. They had spells to complete, wards to cast, and medicine bags to fill. He’d done research on them, too. Kit had been fascinated with witchcraft its wielders for many years. Powerful beings who pulled words from a page with intention and purpose. “Sit, sit.” He obeyed and settled on the sofa next to Jo, who lounged upside down. Feet kicking, he crunched on something and erupted in a squeal of laughter. “How’s the house business going, Kit?” “I can’t say. We’re supposed to do the demolition tonight.” “Yeah, right. Leave it to Grandma Nima. All she wanna do is swing that hammer. There are things you gotta do before the actuarial construction begins. I’m sure Papa Buck is handling it as we speak .” Kit twisted around to examine the witch. “Are you a relative?” “I was married to their son, Carter.” “Was?” “He caught the travel bug,” Maggie said, cutting into a cake Kit would devour in seconds. “Went off to fight in a war that was no business of ours. Trolls. Quarrelsome. Bah! Anyway, Carter transitioned some twenty years ago. I’m Jo’s grandmother.” “Ohhh, this is getting rather confusing.” “I can see how it would. We got ‘bout four generations of Sunsides in this town. Be prepared. Not everyone stayed, but I got more cousins than I can shake a stick at. Here you go, baby.” Kit hurried to accept the gift of sugar. “Thank you, this looks divine.” “Divine? You flatter me.” “Never.” Maggie blushed and slapped the fairy’s foot. “Jo, sit your behind up. Every which way on my couch. You lost ya mind. Huh.” “Oooo. Cake!” Jo hunched over his plate and smiled. “Grandma, is there extra raisins in it?” “You damn skippy.” “Mmmm. Carrot cake is the only cake I eat.” Kit didn’t know what carrot cake was, but the moment bits of carrot, dried fruit, and cinnamon greeted his tongue,e he understood Jo’s comment. It was unlike anything Kit had ever tasted. Soft, moist, with a slight crunch. “What is that toffee-like morsel?! What brand of heaven is this? Ohhh, Maggie, I have been gifted food from a skilled god of fare!” Maggie exploded in a crackle of giggles and clapped her hands. “Take that Culinary Arts and kiss my Black ass!” “Yes!” Kit whooped and raised his fork. “Kiss her Black ass Arts of the Culinary.” Jo hollered in laughter and choked. He hacked while Maggie patted his back. “Slow down, baby. I told you, chew before you swallow. You know, he came out of the womb with a spoon in his hand.” “Seriously?” Kit gasped, and Maggie waved a hand. “You’re hilarious. Not many demons are. I like you, Kit.” He perked at the compliment, as no stranger had said such things to him before. After scraping crumbs, Maggie ordered him to have another slice. Of course, he agreed. “Jo, you know them Platter boys stole two more pumpkins from Mr. Carol again.” “Come onnnnn, Grandma no work talk.” “No, you gotta do somethin’ about ‘em.” “I already did, I—“ “You gave them a stern talking to. That ain’t gon’ cut it, this is the third time. You know Mr. Carol is getting his patch ready for the fair.” Jo finished his last bite and groaned aloud. Kit didn’t see what the issue was. “Are these ruffians?” Kit asked. “Barbarous thieves?” “They’re teenagers,” Jo said. “Seventeen and eighteen. Kids. They have an obsession with pumpkins. I don’t know.” “Are you their ward?” “What? Nah. I’m the Sheriff.” “And as sheriff,” Maggie piped, braiding strands of ribbon dangling with charms, “its your job to stop crime.” “I got deputies for that shit.” “Boy.” “Sorry, ma’am. But why I gotta do it?” Maggie hit Jo with a telling side eye, one even Kit evaded by looking at a stack of thick books on the coffee table. Herbs, stones, and trees. He’d love to read each volume for research purposes. “You wanna go on a ride-along with me tomorrow?” Jo asked. “A what?” “Do you want to ride with me while I’m working. Doing boring sheriff stuff.” “Absolutely! I’d love the chance to dish out laws and orders. And rid Indigo Plains of all tomfoolery.” Kit waggled his brows and nudged Jo with an elbow. he snickered. “You not doing none of that. But I love the enthusiasm.” “Aw.” Kit slouched into the sofa. “Can I at least arrest someone?” “I can’t remember the last time I arrested somebody. Maybe five years ago?” “Wait, but you’re a land-dwelling patron of order, as we call those with authority in Undervell, you must detain and judge.” “Our courthouse is for like, property cases. Civil suits. There’s virtually no crime here.” “Save for them Platter boys,” Maggie mumbled. “Grandmaaaaa.” “How odd. Jasper said crime is a huge issue in the capital.” “I bet,” Jo chimed. “And Johnny Law makes it worse.” “How?” “I don’t got it in me for a talk like that. Grandma, more cake!” “You want another piece too?” Kit tapped his lips and scrunched his nose. “Do…uhm…do a pig shit?” Jo cackled, stomped his feet, and smacked Kit in the arm. “Lords,” Maggie rolled her eyes and said, “You sound like Buck already.”
About two years ago, I gave Vella a try. It went absolutely nowhere. I don’t know, maybe it was my lack of marketing skills. Anyway, I took Neon Red down six months before Vella shuttered and said I’d release it on D2D or Smashwords. I can still do that. I’m still thinking about it, but I figured why not give Substack a go and see what happens. If it doesn’t pick up after about six months, I’ll bring it here. No big deal. I get more reads through FB than anywhere else anyway. So, with that being said, I will post Content Warnings here. Neon red is a Dramatic Paranormal Romance. Keyword: dramatic. It’s dark, twisted at times, and messy. The story follows four vampires. First up, there’s Maxine, a depressed, ninety-eight-year-old divorcée living at home. Then we have Low, a bodyguard intent on fucking up his career and personal life. And because I love chaos, there is Jaxon Aubrey, a genius accountant moonlighting as a drug lord. Lastly, and not my favorite character, Tracy. Maxine’s father, Low’s boss, and Jaxon’s newest client. Neon Red is the first in a three-book series I completed four-five years ago. It’s not my best work, but it is fun and enjoyable. I have been editing and tweaking since its Vella days, so it ain’t sooooo bad. Neon Red is a journey some may not like, and others love. Keep in mind, again, this is a dark story with dark themes. I don’t condone drug use or selling, nor do I care for those who actively destroy lives. This is fiction, and trust, I do not glorify it. There are consequences for every action. If you follow along to the very end, you will see what I mean. The main coupling is a fast-burning polycule. Mmf. Crossing swords and sloppy toppy for everyone! By everyone! I’ve said it many times, but all these characters are Bi or pan. No assuming, just know! Also, Maxine and Low are Black. Jaxon is not; he is Irish. I suppose this makes it an Interracial and Black love romance. Neon Red is unapologetically Black, and some language will seem dated. That’s intentional. These are old ass vampires with decades behind and in front of them. Time moves differently when you’re immortal.
Without further delay, the CWs and trope card.
Off-page death of a parent, Depression Murder, Parental Neglect and Financial Abuse Trauma, Mild Gore Blackmail, Drug Selling, Drug Use (weed), Parental Abandonment, Mention of Religious Bigotry, Past Domestic ViolenceNeon Red trope card includes Polycule dynamic, plus-size FMC, Secret Relationships, morally gray MCs, Paranormal Romance, Forced Marriage
Waking at 2pm wasn’t bad. In fact, Jasper loved it. She figured later was best when on vampire time. After a lovely bath in a clawfoot tub, she marched out onto the porch and settled in the adorable swing. Typically, she listened to music and stitched, but with a natural symphony, she opted not to. This new kind of peace was jarring and yet, wonderful. No matter the time of day their land enchanted her. Sheep, goats, and chickens of various sizes grazed as their canine wardens played with each other. Jasper focused on her project and fed the needle through crisp linen. She poked and pulled with a light hand, listening to birds sing their favorite tune. It was beautiful up here, above ground, on land. Undervell didn’t have blue jays or robins. They had Tarlickers, Scorgefolls, and Stingburrs. The avian creatures resembled lizards more than anything else. The dust bird thing from last night reminded her of them, only without feathers and beaks. Jasper smiled at the hint of sweet and woody. She drove the needle through and looked up to find Buck Sunside to her immediate right. He leaned on the railing and laughed. “Well I’ll be god damn, that’s a unicorn riding a phallus.” Jasper showcased her artwork and said, “It’s a commission.” “Ain’t the wildest thing I’ve seen.” “I bet.” “So it’s true. You got the sewing bug, too. Shiiit. Some nights I wake up with a pin in my hair and thread in the crack of my ass.” She stifled an ugly giggle and considered Buck for half a second. Sleeves rolled high like slut, Stetson tilted just so. He belonged on the red carpet, congregating with movie stars who looked like him. Burnished brown skin, full lips, and a black silk stare probably pulled them all within minutes. “I wanted a hobby and found one,” Jasper said, petting embroidered knots. “You have no idea the type of shit people ask me for.” “Oh yes, I do.” Buck slapped solid wood and set his sights beyond. “One time, somebody asked Nieema to make a quilt using their own hair and snake skin.” “Whaaat?” “Yeah. Old man Joyner. He live up in the mountains. Hermit. You know the type. Few bolts loose but sweet.” “Ah.” She hadn’t met a hermit and never wanted to. Refocused on her stitch, Jasper heard his heavy boots climb steps and clomp across the porch. She held her breath as he plopped down next to her without asking. This was, technically his house. His property. Jasper wasn’t shy, especially around men, but Buck’s soul was dark, whereas his scent was sweet as cane sugar. She’d like a nibble. “I hear you lived in the capital?” “I did.” “For how long?” His voice was a problem all its own. “Nine years.” Buck high whistled, snatching her attention. She checked on the smiling man and bit her tongue. He lounged with arms splayed and legs wide open. Arrogance wafted, and Jasper nearly took the bait, but she was stronger now. Staring wasn’t going to do a damn thing but piss her off a bit. “I suppose,” Jasper chimed, “people fawn over you. They trip and fall. Maybe even faint. But you’re not as sly as you believe yourself to be. Have you forgotten that I’m a succubus? An old one who can sense your arousal half a mile out.” Buck chuckled and shook his head. “Well, since you know then we clear on what is I want.” “The answer is no. You can’t have it.” “Fair enough.” He tipped his hat and reached into his pocket for a pack of gum. “I respect boundaries and I respect people.” Jasper watched him shove a strip of cinnamon between his white teeth and wanted to bite him. He respected boundaries? She was befuddled by Buck’s quick acceptance. Men, especially male demons, rarely gave a shit about womens boundaries. “Listen, I came by cause there’s some business you gotta handle. Papers and contracts to sign. I’m gonna take you on down to the office.” “Oh, nice. Let me—“ “Jasper?” Kit called, stepping outside in an apron covered with flowers and flour. “Brunch is served. Hello, Buck. What a pleasant surprise. Would you like to join us?” Buck snapped gum, checked his watch, and laughed. “I mean, sure, you’ll never see me turn down free food. But sir, you’re a few hours late for brunch.” “Seeing as Jasper and I just woke, I’d say it’s a perfect time.” Kit clapped and ran inside. “This is exciting!” Buck looked to Jasper and squinted. “How scared should I be?” “In Undervell, he’s pretty good with a brick oven, but some of our ingredients are… weird. This is his first time making land dweller food.” “Shit,” Buck grumbled. “I already committed, so I reckon there ain’t no turning back.” “You can change your mind.” “Hell no. I’m a man of my word.” Jasper followed Buck inside, though in no hurry. She put her project in the basket near the sofa and examined the table. It didn’t look bad. Most of Kit’s offerings were standard. “What we have is French toast, peach and cream crepes, fatty meats, and eggs from those chickens outside. I did have quite the adventure trying to collect them from various hiding places. Some of the ladies attacked me. They are quite feral.” They both found a seat at the table and grabbed a plate. “This looks amazin’, Kit,” Buck announced. “Why, thank you! I don’t understand your measurement system well, but tutorials helped.” Jasper adored how Kit straightened and beamed with pride. No one had ever cared about his mess in the kitchen. Their father said cooking was for lesser demons, not a Carriont heir. After loading her plate, Jasper cut into the French toast and sampled it. Kit rushed over with his journal and bumped his knee as he tried to sit. The old coot was nervous and at the ready with a pen. “Tell me. You hate it? What’s bad? Does it taste bland or rancid? I tend to enjoy a fermented bread soaked in onion juice.” Buck coughed, and Kit gasped. Jasper giggled, noshing on a thick slice of the best French toast she’d ever had. And that wasn’t an exaggeration. Buck sipped his milk and said, “Folks ‘round here don’t go talking about onion juices during breakfast. That’s sick. But I gotta say, this here is some mighty fine toast. Thick, coated just right, and sweet. Mm! I need me a plate to go.” Kit scribbled in his journal and nodded. “What of the eggs?” “Oh, uhhhhh.” Buck made a face. “Too salty, and you gotta take it easy on the pepper. We like spicy shit, but the eggs gotta be left alone.” “Got it. No salt and—: “Hold on now, I didn’t say that. I said, less, salt. There’s a difference.” Jasper ran another piece of bread through a pool of maple syrup and said, “I agree. Too salty, but otherwise fantastic. You have outdone yourself, brother.” “Also,” Buck cleared his throat and dabbed his lips with a napkin, “those ain’t our chickens. Them hens belong to Hank. And he’s not gon’ like you touching their eggs.” Jasper smiled with a mouthful. Kit’s slate gray cheeks darkened as he frowned. “I didn’t see any in the chiller and I—“ “It’s in the storage bin on the bottom shelf, left-hand side, probably. Nieema loves to keep shit overly organized. Don’t ask me why. She buys a box or container for everything.” “Sooooo, is that why none of the foodstuffs have packaging? Because I believe it’s a waste of time and actually—“ “I think it’s tidy,” Jasper interjected, defending Nieema’s organizational skills. “Labels would help, though. Last night I had a rough time finding the cheese.” “That’s what I said,” Buck hollered. “But she don’t like labels. Says they’re ugly.” He shrugged and went in on his victuals. For fifteen minutes, their trio chowed and finished every bite of Kit’s fare. Even the crepes were perfect. Jasper didn’t think her brother had been at the cooking thing for long, but perhaps she hadn’t paid enough attention. Several burps and grunts later, Jasper slipped into a pair of sandals and fixed the bow on her head. She’d decided on a crocheted crop top and a fun ruffled skirt. After adorning each horn tip with rainbow caps, she grabbed her phone and skipped out the door.
Buck
Gods and devils, Jasper was the prettiest little thing dressed in purple and red. She had a smile that’d make the sun jealous, prancing toward him like a happy, carefree dame. One moment, Jasper stood tall as an impenetrable fortress; the next, she was soft as spring clouds during April showers. “I’m ready,” Jasper said, twirling from side to side. Buck laughed and started their journey back to the house. This woman was a doozy to read. He’d thought they wanted the same thing, and was wrong. Buck assumed he had this demoness figured out when, in fact, he didn’t. Nieema was spot on with Jasper. She was complex. Environs shifted when they shared the same space but something gave her pause. Jasper’s eyes glittered and sparked talking to Nieema. Buck hadn’t imagined their interactions and attraction. It was there, but Jasper laid the cards flat and was honest. Full stop, she pumped the breaks and they had to accept it. Nobody said they couldn’t be friends, though. Jasper looked like the kinda fun Buck enjoyed. “What papers do I have to sign? Hope it’s not my soul.” Buck cackled as their long legs gobbled up the trail. In no time, he spotted his car. “Isn’t that your thing?” “Sometimes.” “Seriously?” He wiggled keys free from his pocket and stabbed the remote, unlocking doors. “We only kill other demons. Make soul contracts with other demons. Not every demon can make someone give them jewels or wages. To be honest, most can’t do it.” “You can.” Jasper laid a sidelong stare on him and smirked. “Sure, but I don’t. Life’s no fun that way, trust me.” He sighed and opened the door for her. Jasper was cute as a button and lived honorably. She was far too adorable, and he understood her hesitation. Succubi sniffed out souls like he tracked mint leaves. Buck wasn’t delusional about it, he was not everyone’s cup of sweet sun tea. And you couldn’t hide from a succubus. Jasper saw straight through his countryside charm and manners. “Click that belt, darlin’.” “Cut the pet name shit.” “Fine by me.” He knew for a fact she liked it, but wouldn’t press. With Jasper tucked and secure, he revved the engine. “Ohhhh, my goodness.” She giggled and cupped her mouth. “Do that again!” He smashed the gas and Jasper exploded in more laughter. The minute he hit the highway she was gasping for air. “I-I’ve never been in an old car.” “Had her for seventy years.” “Seventy?!” “Mhm. Just swapped the block, tuned her right on up. Got some heated crystal core pistons under the hood now. Some say it kills the transmission, but I haven’t felt no change. Grant it, I ain’t no mechanic, but I know how Ursala rides.” “I have no idea what the hell you said, but I love your car.” Buck gripped the woodgrain and added twenty to the dash. Jasper’s smile remained for miles, and he was happy to be the cause. She liked his tunes and complimented his driving. Jasper was a chatterbox, and Buck had always been the listening sort. “When are we going to start the demolition thing?” Jasper asked. “Demo—woman, I don’t know what Nieema told you, but we won’t be doing that tonight. We have to survey first. Get an idea of what we can salvage and take a few measurements.” Jasper deflated and pouted. She muttered and faced the window. “Yeah, I know. Everybody gets excited about them sledgehammers.” “I wanted to destroy something. It’d be a good stress reliever.” “It sure is, but let’s handle the boring stuff first.” She cocked a brow before rolling her big copper eyes. Buck hit the exit and rumbled into town. Folks were out and about, mostly human. They got an early start to the day, nocturnal fae were just waking or sleeping in. Buck got about three-four hours, his Drendt side kept energized. “Okay, here we are.” Buck parked in a near empty lot and locked up. “This shouldn’t take long. ‘Bout twenty. After, we’ll head to the house with Nordizach.” “This is no fun at all.” Buck snickered, allowing her entry first. Their construction firm was a two-story glass house. It looked like your everyday city office. Omari took charge some years back and redecorated. Buck thought it was pretentious and stuffy. They even had uniforms and company colors. It was bullshit but not his circus anymore. Yes, Buck and Nieema owned it but neither wanted the job after ten years of running the show. Blue-collar gigs were not their bag, though they tried for some time. Good thing they had other, more lucrative streams of income. Omari was quick on his feet with eyes fixed on Jasper. The ever-busy career-oriented male didn’t have time for a lady. According to his ex-wife, Omari was emotionally unavailable. Given how he tripped and stumbled from his office, he was up to no good. Buck quirked a brow as the man-child ran at them with his hand out. “Hello, hi.” Omari’s smile touched his ears. Buck sighed as he tried to put on a show. “I’m Omari Sunside. What can I do for you?” Jasper smirked, shaking the boys hand. She exchanged glances with them and hummed. “Sunside, as in…” “Hay, Pop.” She giggled and reached for the glittering gold chains at her throat. After a quick embrace, Buck got to the introduction. “This here is Jasper, she just moved into that spot on Great Oaks.” Omari smacked his teeth and said, “Cold-blooded. Hawke the Realtor?” “Yeees?” Jasper posed the question, letting Buck know she’d been swindled. “I bet Jack doesn’t know about this. That house is a death trap and is cursed.” Jasper flinched. “Cursed? How?” “No one who moves in stays.” Buck nodded as she looked to him for confirmation. He didn’t think it was cursed, but rather a shit hole built on shit land. Most of the houses in that neighborhood needed foundational work year-round. “It ain’t good land, is all. Hard upkeep.” Omari sniffed and shook his head. “Jasper, if I were you, I’d hire pest control and go to a hotel.” “Oh, no need. I’m staying at the Sunsides Inn.” Buck caught her wry grin and popped brows. Omari, the tramp, slouched at the news. He knew damn well when folks found their way onto the ranch they were either going to fuck or had. Unless they were dignitaries or political figures from across The Frothing sea, of course. Jasper was neither, so she was free to share sheets and sweat with Omari if she wanted. She blushed as if impressed. They yammered about the town, and Jasper asked him about places to eat and where to get fabrics. Nieema was the best to ask for the latter. Buck cracked his gum, interrupting the fast friends, and said, “We came to see Yardi. Jasper got papers to sign, and I have a house to survey.” “Alright, Pop.” Buck embraced his son in a tight, comforting hug and ran a hand over his waves. “Stop!” “They need some love, my boy.” “Leave me be. I’m losing sleep over this mall business.” “I know it.” Omari focused on Jasper and said, “It was nice meeting you, Jasper, and welcome to Indigo Plains. Watch it with this one, he’s trouble.” “So am I.” Jasper arched a brow and grinned. She was mischievous and sly. Buck knew it by how her eyes stuck to him. She might not want to, but she had thoughts. He was damn certain about that. With a final wave, they separated, and Buck started the short journey. He banked right with Jasper at his side, still smiling. “He’s your twin.” “Ya think so? I always been told he look like his mama.” “I see her, but he has your eyes and… air.” “My air, huh?” Jasper nodded, keeping them eyes ahead. He hummed, cracked gum, and scratched his jaw in confusion. At their destination, Buck knocked on the glass, spooking Reese Yardi Muckerton. The fine fella was reading the contract he’d drawn up last night for what was sure to be the fifth time. Meticulous and detail-oriented, Yardi was an excellent project manager who memorized every word he typed. “Hello, there.” Yardi shook Jasper’s hand and ushered them into his office. “It is great to meet you, Jasper. And welcome to Indigo Plains. I hope it’s treating you well.” “Better than expected.” “Love to hear it, please have a seat.” Everybody grabbed a chair, and Buck removed his hat. He placed it on top of the man’s desk. It earned him a glare. To be funny, Buck left it there. Yardi snatched the folder from under the brown brim. The human fiddled with his wire-frame glasses and said, “I’m sorry about your home. I don’t think anyone would have agreed to buying it if they were made aware of the damage.” Jasper shrugged. “I went in knowing it was a fixer-upper. I just didn’t know to what degree. I overdid it. I do that sometimes, you know.” Buck scoffed, and Yardi snorted. “Even so. We know Hawke. He saw easy prey and dove for the kill. He took advantage of you.” “That’s what I keep hearing.” Buck ground his molars at the show of Jasper’s nervousness. She went for them chains and gnawed on her lip. He wanted to pat her knee or rub her back, but it’d be wildly inappropriate. The urge was strong, though. “That’s why we here,” Buck said. “To fix what we can.” Reese wagged a finger and nodded. “Exactly, and Buck here knows how these things go. Jasper, you will here a bunch of construction talk, but don’t you fret, it’s to keep you safe. It’s to keep our workers safe and to ensure everyone can do their part. We will be going with a time and materials contract on this one.” Buck propped a booted foot up onto his thigh and grumbled, “I know it. The place is a hellhole. Alls good. Tell me where to sign and I’ll start writing checks.” “Wait.” Jasper butt-in. Her molten eyes sparkled and bulged some. She was shocked as hell. “What checks? You said it was free.” “For you, yeah. But materials and labor ain’t free. I gotta pay these people. We’ll be doing most of the structural work, but I’m not an electrician or a plumber. I can pound nails, sand pine, and install drywall all day, but that’s far as I go.” Jasper was set to refuse, but Buck saw it in her hardening expression. “The Sunsides do this,” Yardi added. “You’re not the first. They take on a lot of projects and pay for them out of pocket. You’re one of hundreds they’ve saved, financially speaking.” Reese gulped his coffee and sighed. He made great progress with Jasper. Her shoulders drooped, and so did her resolve. She still flicked at her jewels, but Buck knew they’d won. “Trust me, Jasper, you want their help. The house, just from what I’ve seen in passing, tells me you’re looking at ten-twenty grand minimum. And I can only guess what the inside looks like.” Jasper dropped her hand and said, “Fine. I don’t have two thousand, let alone twenty in my account. I’m not going to refuse. But I will figure out a way to pay you back.” Buck chuckled and popped his gum. “Sure you will.” “I will and don’t you dare doubt me.” “Oh I don’t, but I didn’t ask for no reimbursement. And good luck getting that by my wife, she’ll blow a gasket.” “I don’t care. It’s a lot of mone—“ “Moving along.” Buck stopped her there and inched forward, reaching for a pen. He’d started the business and knew most contract blabber well enough. “We gotta meet Zach at the house. Give her a quick rundown, Yardi. I’ll start signing.”
Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?
So, this is a tough question, but I love Halloween and Christmas equally. Halloween, because I was a witch turned vampire in a past life and love spooky shit. Halloween is a month-long holiday for me. And yes, the same goes for Christmas. I adore cozy things, sweets, and winter weather! Fuzzy socks, cocoa, crackling fires, and Christmas-themed monster romances become my entire persona for sixty whole days.