Chapter 12: Her Majesty

Nieema

Pouring a fresh batch of clove-spiced blood into her coffee, Nieema frowned at the text message. She sucked her teeth and grumbled. It was too early for this shit. Too early to be this pissed. Domestic violence and attempted murder? Demon hunting? In Ravensguard?
“Oooo bitch,” Nieema mumbled, stirring her energy booster. “Somebody will get it for this one.”
“Grandma,” Mace called, the time telling on him. “Gma?”
“Mmm?”
Nieema leaned against the counter and lifted the heated mug to her lips. She paid her gbaby no mind and read another text from Buck. It wasn’t helping her one bit. How the hell had this happened? A Voaremont boy was Jasper’s abusive ex.
“Yes, honey?”
“Why did you call my husband?”.
“Well—”
“You and Mama need to mind yours.”
Nieema scoffed and snatched him right on up with one look. Mace knew damn well not to go there with her. “You might wanna check that tone, sir.”
“I’m sorry, Grandma.”
“Mhm. Listen, I only called to see how he was doing. In case you’ve forgotten, I used to change his diapers. His mother is my best friend. I can see about whoever I like. I can call and text a boy I’ve known for over fifty years. And it just so happens, he’s having marriage troubles.”
Mace smacked his teeth and grabbed a pear from the fruit bowl. “You use that as an excuse to go snooping.”
Nieema considered her grandchild, sipping hot blood and cafe mocha.
“Baby, what are y’all gonna do? ‘Cause Patrick is saying this might be it, and he wouldn’t go into why.”
Mace crunched on his fruit and turned away. He stared out the window and shrugged.
“For years, we talked about kids. He wanted them, and you know I do. After fifteen years, I’m read,y and he’s not. Says he has a few more trips in him and I just…”
Time meant nothing to a vampire. Nieema didn’t even think about it most nights. No point. Perhaps without obligations and a large family, she would. Immortality was a gift. She wasn’t the brooding sort. There wasn’t enough humanity left within for that. But when she saw time pass in the eyes of her grandchildren, immortality seemed cruel. Mace was their first grandchild and more orc than vampire. With his mother only being half, that three percent wasn’t enough. The gray at his temples and increasing laugh lines scared her. She’d never lost a child or grandchild; Mace would be the first. Orcs didn’t live forever.
His father was a chieftain and met their daughter later in life.
Mace had a right to want children as he was on a time frame.
“Oh, honey. I know this is rough. And I know it’s not where y’all wanna be.”
Mace shook his head and dumped the core in the trash. He tucked his hands into his pockets and said, “He’s being dramatic, per usual. I didn’t say nothing about divorce. I’m just tired. I want to find a surrogate and start our family.”
Nieema put her coffee down and rushed to hug her baby. Mace enveloped her in his stocky arms and squeezed.
“Aww, it’s okay, love. It’s gonna be alright. I know these things. I feel them. Stay positive.”
“I’m trying, Grandma. But, God. Marriage is hard.”
“Shit, who you telling?”
She stepped back and slapped his shoulder. “Let me make you some food.”
“Nah, I’m good. I’m trying to lose so—”
“Please! I don’t wanna hear that shit! You got orc blood. There is no losing weight, my boy! Now, sit your ass on down. Don’t make me tell ya twice.”
Mace kissed her head and rolled his eyes into the family room.
“Okayyy, a lil somthin.”
Happy to cook and make her baby smile, she put together a staple. Country fried steak, over easy eggs, and grits, no sugar cause Mace uppity like that. Forty-five minutes later, she slid the big man his plate. He sure didn’t refuse and ate every last bite.
Nieema was okay with a mug of blood and cubes of raw meat. As her stress level ascended, her desire for solids dwindled.
On the way to her office, she heard the door and laughter.
Buck and Jasper entered the house gossiping like elder queens. It was pleasant and welcome after the news from earlier.
At six-hundred years young, Nieema was an old hag and nosy like one too. She wanted to know what made Jasper loosen up around Buckley. The man and his wiles might have won the sultry demoness over.
With curiosity driving her, Nieema jogged back downstairs and sashayed into the kitchen, where Jasper and Mace spoke.
“It’s a pleasure, Jasper. I hope my grandparents been treating you nice.”
The succubus was a sight in all them pastels. Shades of purple complemented her red complexion.
“They’re okay, not too bad.” Jasper waved. “Hello.”
Nieema lifted her chin and eyes after winking at the fine woman. “What have you been up to, Mista?”
Buck snickered, chewed his cinnamon gum, and sauntered toward the icebox. “Despite what went down, we got allat paperwork out the way.”
“Thank god!”
Jasper stepped up, and Nieema smirked as the succubus caressed a single braid. If this were any other night, with anyone else, she’d bite them for touching her hair, but she was soft on this one. Nieema wanted Jasper close enough to touch, to scent, to hold.
Finding out Jasper had been abused set Nieema off. Her irritation reached peak and the sun had just set.
“Jasper, how would you like to come with me tonight?”
She released the blue strand and looked at Buck.
“Well, we were going to Maggie’s.”
“Maggie’s?” Nieema inquired and retrieved her keys from the bowl on the counter. “For what?”
“She wanna learn magic,” Buck said, cheek packed with homemade brownies.
“Is that so?”
Jasper looked too god damn cute in her skirt and colorful scarf. Nieema wished to wrestle her out of that there fancy top and dine for hours. She smelled of caramel and cocoa. Something decadent and bad for your teeth. A forbidden treat to eat in private with drapes drawn and phones on DND.
“Uhm…” Jasper twirled and faced the man stuffing his face. “Can we see Maggie later?”
“Whenever you ready. Imma go to the shop, fill in for the night, and see about it.”
Buck smiled, all nice like, but Nieema knew better. She knew her man. He was up to no good and after his text, the glint in his stare wasn’t a surprise.
Sighing, Nieema made way for her husband and gripped his chin. “Don’t make me come looking for you. Be careful and don’t spill blood. Do you hear me?”
“I ain’t got time for none of that.“
“Buckley?!”
Nieema forced eye contact, and he cackled. “I won’t.”
“Where are you going?” Jasper asked.
Mace muttered in passing, “To cause trouble.”
“I ain’t!”
“You are,” Nieema said. “Which is fine. But don’t kick up too much dust, old man.”
“I won’t.“
She twisted the length of his braid around her fist and yanked his ass down to her level. Nieema demanded a kiss and was given her due. Buck devoured her just as he had the fudge brownie. Chocolate and fruit coated his tongue. Tea leaves, sun-ripened strawberries, and delicate lavender petals.
Buck growled with one hand on her ass. Nieema purred and pushed him off.
“You can’t even get it up,” Nieema hissed.
“That ain’t my fault! It’s the tea!”
“Hm.” Running a hand down her tie, Nieema glanced at Jasper. Her slack jaw and wide eyes painted a pretty picture. “Let’s go, girl. He’s such a tease.”
“I told you, it—“
“The ‘tea’, I heard you love.”
Buck giggled, biting into a second brownie. “Don’t make me pin ya lil’ ass to the ceiling, now.”
“If only!”
Nieema started for the patio doors and threw them open with her supernatural mental abilities. She marched out into a humid night and groaned.
In a mood, thanks to current events, she snarled at a sticky, wet heat. Maybe a power suit wasn’t the best idea, but she was on a mission at the moment.
“Jasper?!”
“Coming.” Jasper arrived seconds later and slowed. “Where are we going?”
“To see my brother.”
“For what exactly?“ Jasper prodded.
“We need to talk with the governor of Misthill, and before I, speak with them. My brother sets the table, so to speak.”
“What do you have to discuss?“
“Buck told me what happened, Jasper.”
She stopped dead, and Nieema halted. The succubus glowed beneath the waxing moon. Gold undertones set her skin on fire, but it was the dimming flame in her eyes that gave Nieema pause.
“Nieema, I let it go. I don’t want to make this an issue. I went to therapy, and I’m done with it. I don’t want to talk about him anymore. I need to move on. This isn’t a big deal, and it’s not your problem.”
“Surely, Buck done told you who I am.”
“He did.”
“Well, then, I’ll have you know this is my problem. You are a citizen of Ravensguard, which makes you my, responsibility. I don’t take demon hunting or any other hunting, for that matter, lightly. If this is anyone’s problem, it is mine. Even if a god had hurt you, I still would have flayed them.”
Jasper scowled, shaking her head. “Why would—you and Buck don’t even know me.“
“I can’t say, for sure.” Nieema shrugged, having no final response as yet. “Alls I know is I like you. You sweet. Plus, you started a brush fire in my chest, and I don’t know how to contain it. What is it about you? I don’t know. But what I do, know is that hunting is against the law, my, law. This will bear dire consequences for anyone, even Trevor Voaremont.”

The End!

So, I finished another MS and thank the Green Goddess because, y’all! I was struggling for a while there. I wrote two 70k novels last winter, and they aren’t finished. Which is unlike me on so many levels. When I start a new MS, I finish it, post-haste. No excuses, no distractions. Somehow, I got mentally cockblocked. By what? I don’t know. This was the reason I started writing novellas in the first place. I figured, let me dip my pretty big toe into another pond and see what happens. Wellll, y’all, it worked. I typed, ‘THE End’ on a 100k Historical Fantasy. And I gotta say, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAAAACK!

Now I can carry on with my paranormal romance series. It’s ten books deep, btw, and nowhere near the finale. I breathe easier knowing I can move forward with Patches and maintain. I was worried there for a second, babes. Not that I don’t already have an end ready to go for our slutty trio, because I do. I was more worried about hitting an insurmountable wall. Fear of sputtering out midway through caused me to back away from lengthier projects. But, I am happy to say, I have conqured this titty-fucker of a writing demon. They have been banished! And hopefully, I won’t hear from them ever again.

SN: PW&P Chapter 12 is due this Sunday! Once again, thank you for reading! Have a lovely day, beautiful human!

Coming Fall 2025!!

F(40) AITA for dragging this stranger M(35) into my botched thieving mission? Listen, I got a bounty on my head, and I have a mystery package to deliver. I don’t even know what I’m doing. I work at a burger joint and live with my parents, but I wanted to do something HUGE for the family. Halfway into this thing, I now realize I wasn’t cut out for this criminal street life shit. I don’t have the stomach for it! He offered to help me! Is this life or death? Maybe. AITA for wanting protection, a free ride, and sexy times as well?

Something spicy, silly, and adventurous is on the horizon! Two idiots fall in love and try not to die in the process. This story is where monster romance, steampunk, and fantasy meet. I am super excited to introduce these two weirdos!

Here is a cute little moodboard!

MF steampunk fantasy romance moodboard depicting a Farris wheel, gold and blue eggs of some kinds, steampunk attire and the wide-open trail

Chapter 11: Steeped In Blue

Content Warnings:
Talk of domestic violence, attempted murder, and abuse
Please keep yourself safe, and skip this chapter if you must. And if you or anyone else needs help, please know that you are not alone. The National Domestic Violence website is available if you can’t access the Internet for any reason. The hotline number is 1-800-799-7233.
I am not here to preach, but I am here to let you know that I have been there. Here. In Jasper’s shoes. And they are not fun or comfy. I don’t write about DV with a light heart, it’s something I take seriously and handle with care because I have experienced it. Again, this chapter isn’t heavy or dark, but it isn’t fluffy; it’s sad and heartbreaking.
I will leave you with this:
All MCs who are hurt, maimed, and/or assaulted in my books will get their revenge. One way or another, the villain will not see peace.

Buck

Bunny’s wasn’t anything Buck hadn’t seen before. The tea room was peaceful with meditative music and mellow lighting. Harrison, the owner, made certain that whoever walked into his establishment felt welcome and lighter, stress-free upon departure. Tea was top three for Buck. Best way to take the jagged, rusty edge off was Nieema, skipping in the forest ass naked and tea.
He’d entered the tea room hundreds of times and thought nothing of the atmosphere or decor. Sipping with a newbie made him appreciate the fine establishment even more.
Jasper was in awe. As they lounged in his favorite room within the multi-floored space, she smiled into an orange blossom blend.
“You like it?” Buck asked.
She nodded and sniffed a bouquet of tea roses. The Verdant Suite was a haven for those who preferred the greener side of life. Comfort and calm surround them.
Fiddle Leaf, Monster, and Ferns cradled the cushy, well-used couch Buck slouched into. It seated four, which gave Jasper the space she required.
“I’ve never had tea so good.”
Buck shrugged, curling a finger into the dainty ring of his favorite porcelain. Bunny kept the customer in mind and offered cups in various shapes and sizes. Buck liked the mushroom set best.
“They got tea in hell?” Buck asked.
Jasper relaxed into the cushions and canted her head. “Not in a traditional sense. Not like this. We make mineral tea from rocks, bones, and teeth.”.
Buck coughed and dribbled his good bit of Slatewall Tea. He cussed, wiping his chin. That god damn royal jelly was going to waste.
“I’m sorry, you say what now? Teeth? Bone—okay, we do a ceremonial thing with ashes, but it’s not an everyday typa thing.”
“Weellll, you have your customs, we have ours.”
“Fair enough.”
The melody of trickling water filled a momentary silence while Buck watched her contemplate.
The urge to soothe Jasper frothed deep in his guts yet again. He imagined kissing the tip of her horn and forehead. To be that shoulder, the one she obviously needed but didn’t have.
“Jasper, can I ask you somethin’?”
Her inferno-like gaze found his, and Buck almost moaned. The flame danced on his soul and laved his skin. Mischief and madness lay behind her eyes. She smirked as steam billowed, framing such a fine portrait.
“Was my refusal not enough for you? Where is the respect you claim to have?”
He laughed and nursed a specific blend fit to squelch his desire better than sticking his dick in an ice bath. Not that Buck didn’t trust himself. He just knew how seductive her kind could be, and oftentimes, it was unintentional. But more than that, there was something about Jasper he couldn’t place.
It made him desperate.
Buck was a simple man who’d fall headfirst in a matter of minutes. Slatewall tea slowed the blood and brain.
“Contrary to what the world done told you,” Buck started, “we don’t always think with our second head.”
“You’re wasting your breath. I have a doctorate in manspeak. I’m a Succubus, I know men and know for a fact y’all are obsessed with hot holes. It’s all you think about. How to mount, get between, and behind.”
He smiled against the rim of his mushroom tea cup. “Alright, okay. It had crossed my mind a while ago. Once or twice. But no means hell no! Now, back to my question. This is serious, so stop trying to cast spells on me, demon.”
Jasper placed her unicorn cup on its saucer and snagged a finger sandwich.
“I’m not a witch.”
“Spells aren’t a witch thing. It can be taught. Now—”
“Wait, what?”
“Spells and charms are about intention. Pulling the magic from this very land and making it your own. Some, like me, are born of magic. It’s in my bones. Magic ain’t ‘for faes’ only.”
Jasper’s smile was so bright that Buck wanted to shield his eyes. And damn it, did elation look good on her.
Nibbling on a filthy cucumber and olive morsel, she hummed.
“What?” Buck asked, curiosity biting him in the ass.
“Can you teach me? Magic, I mean.”
“I can teach you some things, but Maggie is a master at spells.”
“Who?”
“My daughter. She lives on the ranch.”
“When can I meet her? After tea?” Jasper was cute and innocent as hell.
Buck knew she wasn’t, not really, but right now, she was doe-eyed and filled with wonderment. He couldn’t deny her anything.
“Whateva you wanna do, Jasper. But, you gotta answer my question first.”
She shoved the lucky corner of bread into her mouth and nodded. Buck was chillin’ thanks to the tea; he didn’t glance at her lips once.
“Go ahead. Ask.”
Getting real for a moment, he put his cup on the tiny plate and faced the woman. She recoiled a tad, but didn’t move.
“When you said, ‘again’. What did you mean by that?”
She shrugged, blinked, and set her mask in place. Jasper locked up that second and sighed.
“Three years ago, I met a guy. He turned sour. I lost myself. The piece of shit was a demon hunter who wanted my limbs, horns, and heart. I took off. My friends told me not to worry because he was rich, handsome, and connected. I was raised by a connected male, it seemed fitting. They didn’t understand, though.”
Jasper paused here, staring at a thriving fringed fern.
“He wanted me in the ground,” she continued. “I couldn’t tell my siblings or my Dad. I severed relationships and now I’m here.”
Buck scratched his denim-clad thigh, knowing it’d create a hole. He reached into his pocket, retrieved a piece of gum, then unwrapped said strip of cinnamon. Chew and snap. He popped and glared.
“Is he still alive?”
“Of course.” Jasper chuckled, though clearly nervous. “He knows too many people. I was terrified. And like I said, I couldn’t tell my dad. I thought this sorta thing was…It’s humiliating, shameful. But I’ve gone to therapy. I’ve even forgiven—“
“What’s his name? Curious is all.”
“Buck, I can read your soul like a paperback. You’ve gone from gray to black. What’s wrong?”
Dark fae, at their core, were wicked. Tricksters, murderers, or pests. They were untrustworthy and spiteful. Buck landed somewhere in the middle. Thanks to the tea, he was placid. Any other day, he’d slide into a dashing Teflon vest and load his Ruger.
He smiled, folding the flimsy aluminum wrapper, and pinned all of his attention on Jasper. Brows tight and mask gone, she was concerned.
Good for her.
“If you don’t wanna tell me, fine.” Buck cracked and popped during a pregnant pause. “But I’ma find out either way. Nothing online is truly erased. I’d rather not go snooping about your affairs, but I will. Ask Nieema. I’m stubborn as I am kind. My grandbaby, Mace, is a tech god, fuck genius. He can find anyone whether breathin’ or not.”
She sniffed, thought to speak, then huffed. Jasper’s resolve faltered as she pinched another sandwich between her claws.
“Trevor. Trevor Voaremont.”
Buck grunted and dropped the paper in his tea. What a shame, wasting such a nice cup, but this churned his stomach.
“Fortuitous,” he said, staring at a dazzling fern resting in a cow planter. “Chance in hell.”
“What is it? Talk to me.”
Clearing his throat, Buck turned to Jasper. “You hear me, and I mean good. No one is going to touch you while you reside here. Indigo Plains ain’t just any ol’ place. You will be fine.”
“You’re scaring me.”
“It’d be irresponsible if I didn’t tell you that the Voaremont family is fronting the bill for the new mall in town.”
“Holllly!” Jasper shot to her feet and paced.
Hyperventilation was around the corner, and he couldn’t have this woman fainting. Buck rose and stopped Jasper mid-stride. He grabbed her hands and spoke the truth.
“Nothing and nobody will bring you harm.” He met her frenzied, blown stare and said, “I won’t allow it. The ranch is protected.”
Jasper wanted to refuse, but he wouldn’t let her.
Buck dropped the woman’s palms and cradled her face instead. “You with the Sunsides now. Which means, you are untouchable. My grandson is the mayor, Jo is the sheriff, and a good friend of mine is a lawyer. I know we’re a small town, but you’d be surprised by what we can do. And to be frank, Nieema is the one who runs Indigo Plains.”
“What do you mean?“
“She owns Ravensguard.”
Jasper’s jaw touched the floor. “Are you saying she’s—“
“Yeah, she’s more than just my queen. But she’s queen of Ravensguard and the vampire species.”
Buck let his pride talk for him, and Jasper gobbled it up. She showed teeth and fangs again, a smile returning. He liked this look better. It complemented her angular features and plush, blood red lips.
“I knew she was royalty.”
“How so?”
“Because my Dad is a Duke. We are close with the King of Undervell, which is split into five sects. Our king owns two. He wants everything. War and politics bore me.”
Buck nodded, trapped in her smoldering gaze. She was warm-blooded and beautiful. He wanted to reassure her with affection and gifts.
With a kiss.
And Jasper was well aware. The pretty girl pulled away and went for her satchel.
“What about my house?”
“Oh, we’re not gonna stop living because of this pig. But, you ain’t going no where by yourself. We don’t know who done saw you in town. Anybody coulda run back and told him.”
“True. I just…I thought demon hunting was against the law.”
Buck nodded, opening the door for Jasper.
“Alotta thangs are against the law. Humans don’t give a damn about them. They never have. Most fae don’t, either. A law don’t mean nothing to somebody who got greenbacks to buy what they want. Like a free pass and silence to do dirt. But, this ain’t necessarily a true democracy. And I bet, Nieema will have something to say about all this and some. The governor of Misthill is gonna need a lawyer at some point.”
Buck would let Nieema handle the political end while he, introduced himself to the Voaremont Boys.

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A Nibble from Chapter 16

Here’s an excerpt from chapter 16. Enjoy!

Jasper reared back with her chin high and silver brow arched. The jewels at her neck and ears winked under the blue hue. “Are you going to talk the whole time or take what you need?”
Nieema cupped her nape and kneaded her plump, dimpled hip.
“Needy, impatient, and overcome with desire. You are wearing my favorite perfume.” She yanked Jasper forward and stopped centimeters from her parted lips. Nieema growled, a whisper of contact was enough to make her ache and swell, yearn for Jasper’s supple flesh. “Be of care, sweet flame. Wish not for what you do not understand.”
Her resistance was futile and in vain. Jasper jumped the line and kissed Nieema first, fighting for the dominance Succubi love so god damn much. Their fervent, hit headed nature and mounting desire was a call to action. An intense pressure coiled in Nieema’s belly and settled between soaked walls. Dark fragrant woods, blood orange, and cocoa provoked her thirst.

Checking In: Just A Few Things

Hi y’all! Hope your week is flowing and stress-free! Mine is boring, per usual, but at least the words are coming along right? With Patches, I wanted to give y’all a heads up. The coming dialogue might be darker. This is not a dark story and I want to keep it light and fluffy, but The antagonist is a motherfucker. He’s nothing nice.
I won’t give too many graphic details on page, but if you read chapter ten, you can kind of guess what we were up against. Jasper is on the run, and you’ll find out why.
Chapter Eleven will tackle deeper issues.

Content warnings are as follows:
Recalling past domestic violence
Moderate self-deprecation and shame
Attempted murder off-page

Yes, this is some heavy shit, no doubt, but it is a pivotal moment for Buck and Jasper. Not only are we digging deeper into her life, but we are getting to know Buck better as well. And, we’ll find out what makes Nieema so special. Stay tuned y’all, there’s much more to come.

Chapter 10: Cursed and Crumbling

Jasper

Jasper tried not to laugh and flirt, putting forth her best efforts. Some habits were hard to break, however. As a succubus, it was in her nature to pluck at rough petals unique to the masculine flower. A calling, a purpose. Instinctual. Biological. Their magnetism was a product of her inner workings, nothing more.
Fallacious.
She was enthralled by Buck’s intensity; locked into his magic. A shadow man who reminded her of tasty treats and cozy, crackling fire nights.
“—Every time I see it,” Buck said.
Jasper nodded but didn’t hear a word. “I’m sorry?”
He gestured to the cruddy house and ruined her moment of lapsed judgment. She’d been staring at his profile yet again. While signing papers, she had trouble concentrating on the task and misspelled her own name.
Jasper grunted and opened the car door. She needed fresh, summer air and not the circulating blend of Buck’s natural Midnight Mist musk.
“You might have a point,” Jasper said, mounting the sidewalk. She studied the old, dilapidated Victorian and almost wept. Masonry was spotty with bricks missing, the porch sagged, and there was only a handful of roof tiles left.
An eyesore. With its dead yard and barren trees, her house was a blight on Yewing Avenue. Classic homes, much like hers, dotted the four-block stretch. Though theirs had been upgraded and repainted. They maintained lawns and tended healthy gardens. Jasper was embarrassed and discouraged until a green giant barreled out of her crumbling shack.
He lumbered down the steps, skipping three. “Hiya Bucko!”
“Is that an orc?” Jasper asked, completely impressed by the sheer size of his double-barrel chest.
“Yup.”
“Oh…”
Tusks, flannel, and cherry-red hair. He was a rugged fantasy made real. Jasper knew they existed, but most never ventured this far from Brasshorne territory. Orcs were a rarity, and she hated that. An orc lover was on her bucket list… but she was celibate. Jasper deflated as the towering man greeted Buck.
“Good thing you showed, I was fixin’ to leave. Annie’s special for tonight is meatloaf. You know how I am about her meatloaf.”
“We didn’t mean to keep ya waiting. Those papers kicked my tail this time. They changed some stuff, and I had to at least skim. Oh, uh, Jasper, this here is Zach, the carpenter. He’s gon’ let us know what can be done with the floor and such.”
“Nice to meet ya, Ma’am.”
Zach was as friendly as everyone else in Indigo Plains. His hands were calloused and big, however. The texture would feel exquisite on the more sensitive areas.
Jasper batted lashes, and the Orc grinned.
“Oohhhkay,” Zach brandished his clipboard and said. “Boy, do I got some news for you, Buck. I’ve seen hill faerie homes in better condition. No offense, Ma’am.”
“None taken, it’s a piece of shit.”
Zach grimaced and scratched his head. “Not much to be done with the herringbone on the first floor.”
Buck hissed and said, “Come on now, we gotta save something.”
“No can do, the wood is rotted straight through. The basement is filled with water and the spider you gutted yesterday. You should move that damn thing, Bucko. It’s gonna smell up the place real bad. Like Freddy after a swamp swim.”
The men laughed, and Jasper joined, if only to humor Zach. He was a mountain of evergreen skin and muscle she’d climb for ten minutes flat. His essence probably smelled like spring rain or some shit.
Jasper winked at Zach, and the orc winced. “Ma’am, I’m flattered. But I’m gay.”
Jasper squinted, swallowed her tongue, and wanted to vomit. “Ohhhh, my god. I—you know what? I am so sorry.”
Zach snorted and said, “It’s fine. I get it all the time. So, are we ready for the walkthrough?“
“Hi! Yooohooo!” A dark-haired fellow wearing a tunic waved as he jogged from across the street. “Oh my goddess, leg day kicked my ass. Helloooo. You, must be Jasper.”
She nodded and shook yet another hand.
“I’m Leo, I live right over there. In the gorgeous cerulean lady. I painted her myself ten years ago. We all go for something bright and colorful. It is such a pleasure. I see you’re still moving in. How is it going?”
“It’s…stalled.” Jasper glanced at her moving pod, still packed with furniture.
“I can imagine. Is everything okay? I heard quite a commotion last night.”
“A Wicker spider living under the house.”
Leo gasped, removed his sunglasses, and cupped his mouth. At that second, Jasper tasted deceit. Masculine energies, specific to the human male variety, were no secret. She saw through their words and read their expressions thoroughly. Jasper inhaled intentions and lust as if it were a fine fragrance.
His concern was fabricated.
“That’s terrible.” Leo placed shades on his head and squinted at the house. “I never would have thought those beasties might invade our homes. Did you find a nest? Because we can’t have them breeding on our street. I don’t care for creepy-crawling things. Creatures of darkness and all that.”
“Creatures of what, now?” Buck asked, canting his head.
Jasper heard the derision in Leo’s voice as well and wasn’t fond of his tone.
“I should go,” her neighbor said. “I have smoothies to make, meal prep, you know. Got a pilates class at seven am sharp.” Leo laughed while their lips twitched. “Good luck with the renovations, but let’s not work after six. It’s inconsiderate. Some of us do have to work. You understand, babes?”
Leo started for his house but doubled back. He snapped his fingers and said, “Oh, and b-t-dubs, Sissy wants her dish back, asap. She can get annoying as effff if you don’t return it. Kay byeeee!”
“I don’t got no problem with humans,” Buck rasped. “But I do not like that one.”
“They’re so hostile,” Zach said.
“I’ll be keeping my distance.”
“Good idea, Jasper.”
“Alright.” Buck clapped once and headed for her house. “Where y’all wanna start?”
Leaks in the attic, structural issues, and mold within the walls. Sloping archways and termites. Jasper listened to complaints and concerns with a happy heart. She didn’t have to worry about paying for any of it, but there were a shit ton of problems. Zach found what she couldn’t even see.
“A massive chunk of the second floor is gonna go,” Zach said. “Jasper, if you’d like, we can set you up with our interior designer. She’s top notch, our lead consultant. Went to school for it and everything.”
She nodded, but her head was about to explode with an abundance of useless information. “Sure. Will this be the person who helps me pick the paint and stu—“
“Nah,” Buck interrupted. “We’ll be doing that. Becca is the person you can talk to about what you want this place to look like. Where you want lighting, if you want shutters, or brass knobs. She then teams up with Zach here and they go over cupboards, doors, shit like that. We’ll be doing the installing, though. You, me, and my vampire.”
His smile broke Jasper down for three whole seconds. She giggled and whirled around. It’d be a cold day in Undervell before he’d see her blush.
Instead of lingering near her current annoyance, Jasper took to exploring her house. Being gifted with an interior decorator put some fire in her step. She retrieved her phone and started in the living room. After two hundred years of drab, Undervell living, Jasper was into color. She never wore black or shades that clashed with her carmine complexion.
When buying new clothes, she erred on the side of caution, but her home was fair game. With quick thumbs, she took notes. Blues in the parlor, honey-yellow and apricot in the kitchen. Sage, jade, and moss would be her craft room. Neons in her computer room and ivory in the master.
There was the attic, she wasn’t sure what that’d be yet. Jasper ticked off ideas for each guest suite save for Kit’s. He’d claim the second largest room with a fireplace.
Breathing through her mouth did nothing to stymy the miasma. Musty air tickled her toes and brushed her nose.
“Uck.” Jasper stepped lightly and entered the half bath on the second floor. She spun, tripped on broken tile, and gripped the towel rack. It snapped right off. Chunks of ceramic went with it.
Tucked into the gaping holes were tittering creatures. Tiny, gray people. Jasper tossed the bar and stared at the winged cuties.
“Are you fairies?” she asked, frightening the group.
They flinched and scrambled as the biggest one stood, facing her.
“My apologies. I didn’t mean to scare you.”
The mini fairy flapped its papery wings and hovered in her line of sight. The strangling was quite unseemly up close. Scar tissue riddled its face and emaciated body. Thorns, spikes, or barbs lined their long limbs.
“Hello there.“
It screeched and struck her cheek. Jasper gasped and dabbed at the spot it nicked. Blood coated her fingertips.
“You little shit!”
It cut her again, this time on her chin. They were swift and too small to track. As the others crawled from their home in the wall, Jasper side-stepped.
The horde overflowed from each wound. She bolted down the hall as the fairies poked her calves and sliced into her arms.
“Buuuuuuck! Get back!“ Jasper flailed and batted at the gray clump of fairies blocking her path. “You fuckers.”
The frenetic horde swarmed as she pushed through the gray curtain. Jasper fought back the only way she knew how, with her fists. She’d been trained like everyone else in her father’s house, but never put those skills to use.
She wasn’t even sure they’d help her now, but it was worth trying. She grabbed fairies by the handful and crushed them. Their thorns pierced her palms, and dust slipped through her fingers.
“Jasper? Hoooly! God damn creatons!” A strong hand captured her wrist. “Close your mouth! And whatever you do, don’t let ‘em get in your eyes!”
“My ey—“
“Close your mouth!”
She sealed her lips shut as Buck dragged her. They ran downstairs while Ivy scaled the walls and gathered behind them. The creeping vines created a lattice work, and it was quite beautiful.
“It ain’t gonna hold, they can chew through cement!”
He was right; the second they burst through the front door, an undulating mass of fairies emerged. They darted for the front door and stopped. The loud static hum of their wings would give Jasper nightmares for at least a week.
“Why aren’t they moving?”
The door slammed shut, followed by the telling clack of a dead bolt.
“They fuckin’ locked the door. Jasper, your house is cursed,” Buck said.
“So it’s haunted?” Zach asked, shaking as if he’d been trapped in the Arctic for the last five minutes.
“Nah, cursed,” Buck amended. “I didn’t wanna believe it, but I felt it the moment one of them Creak Fairy’s cut me. I can taste it. This ain’t a matter of ghosts, but people. Somebody done put a hex on this house. One intent on taking Jasper out.”
“Take me out?! Like how? You mean as in kill me?”
“That’s what I’m thinking. The Wicker Spider wanted you bad, and Creak’s don’t touch meat. They eat dirt and minerals, they ain’t usually that aggressive neither, not really. But sure as the moon shines, they woulda ended you.”
“Death by a thousand cuts,” Zach muttered. “Nasty way to go.”
Jasper huffed as her fury rose and blood boiled to the surface. She was so sick of this shit. How was it that someone wanted her dead already? She’d just moved to this fucking town two days ago! She’d met a handful of people and only remembered three names. Crossing her arms, an emotional tidal wave made the pyre in her belly percolate.
With nothing left to do, she screamed, releasing a short blast of fire through her nose. She stomped in the dead grass, snatched weeds, and punched a column. The old, brittle wood fractured under her strength. The roof leaned eerily to one side and collapsed to the left. Teracotta slid to the ground and shattered.
That was it, Jasper broke. Molten tears sprang from their wells as her shoulders shook. Head in her hands, she sobbed.
“Not agaaaain! Why does everyone wanna kill me? I can’t—whyyy?! Why me?! What did I dooo?”
“Jasper,” Bucks husky timbre pierced her pathetic blithering, quieting her in an instant. “May I touch you? Not in no weird way, I just feel like you need a hug, and I hate seeing folks cry. It chokes me up.”
She whirled and tackled the man. Acquaintances they may be, but Jasper needed an anchor. And she chose Buck. He enveloped her in a snug embrace and patted her back.
It was nice.
Jasper sniffled and came down from a blue-hued high. Crying was cathartic, not a weakness like Carriont had led them to believe. Expressing oneself through draining bodily fluids had helped Jasper in desperate times.
Within two minutes, she went from standing to sitting in Buck’s car. He handed her a small pack of tissues she put to quick use. She sullied half of them and gathered a long, shuddering breath.
“I’m sorry for all that.“
“Don’t go apologizing for feeling things.”
“I fell apart.”
“As most do when under massive amounts of stress.”
“I’m fine, though. Really.“
“Not even close. I can see the strain in your smile and in the way you fidget.”
Jasper frowned, adjusting her necklaces. She didn’t fidget. Rubbing the gold unicorn pendant, she huffed and dropped her hand, choosing to wring the tissue. Jasper stared at her hands instead of Buck’s scrutiny. She didn’t need another man judging her for an unexpected flush of tears.
“I know what’ll cheer you right on up.”
“I’m okay, Buck, but thank you.”
“See, ‘bout that, I ain’t ask you nothin’. Sit tight and relax, I gotchya.”
Now, she fixed her gaze upon him. Jasper was baffled by his set of balls. Sure, he wasn’t the first assertive man she’d met, but he was the first of his kind to hug her without expectation. He’d given her time to process and didn’t say shit.
Hand on the wheel and eyes on the road, Buck was unbothered and handsome. The sunlight hit his five o’clock shadow and the brim of his hat just right. Buck’s overt beauty was painful to behold, but she’d be damned to look away.

To The Beautiful 11!

I want to thank each and every one of you for even subscribing and reading. You’re amazing! You keep me going, seriously. Without you I’d have no reason to continue, so again, thank you. Also, your patience hasn’t gone unnoticed. I finally posted another P&p chapter after taking a minute off. i had to focus on publishing my first book for about two weeks but it’s out now! I’m incredibly proud of myself for blogging this long and publishing. If you’ve read my older posts then you know just how scared I was to publish.

Now that it’s over and done with, I can’t wait to put my second book out there. I’ve written and finished about 44 novels. Will I publish them all? Maybe. I don’t know yet. Most of them are in the same universe save for five, Last year, I dabbled in first person pov and monster romance for the first time ever. I’m quite sure I’ll publish that title in the fall. Anyway, I just wanted to let y;all know that I am stil here! I won’t disappear on you without notice. I’m not the sort to leave a story unfinished, that actually chaps my whole ass. It makes me itch and feel like a quitter. So, Patchwork and Pitchforks will go on! I think this web novel is great because I’m a planster and at this point, the story can go anywhere.

As we explore Indigo Plains and Ravensguard keep in mind that I have no idea where we’ll end up. Thanks for taking this journey with me! And once agian, THANK YOU, WONDERFUL ELEVEN!