“Oh, blithe tiddies!” Kit slammed the oven door shut and huffed. “I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.”
“Everything, quite possibly,” Julep murmured from his post on the windowsill. His tail flicked and curled with indignation. “You’re a decent cook, my good friend, but you are no baker.”
“I completed the steps. I heeded Maggie’s instruction word for word. The cake won’t rise!” Kit garbled and stomped as he read the directions for the hundredth time. “Butter, egg, oil, whisk, sift, and—ohhhh, dear. I’ve forgotten the baking soda. And the vanilla.”
“No baker at all,” Julep quipped.
“Hush, you! If it weren’t for Jasper, I’d have thrown you out.”
“Don’t get pissy with me, old man. I am capable of making my own decisions.”
“You, are a liar my boy and quite irresponsible. And this is why you were trapped in the chicken coop with angry hens. I told you—”
Julep jumped down and padded to his water bowl.
“So dramatic! Kit, really. It’s not that serious.”
Kit cackled and slashed a hand. “Look at you! Bald spots, demon! You’ve got an eye patch for Undervell’s sake.”
Julep ignored him and lapped quietly.
“You could have died, sir.”
“But I didn’t. In fact, I’ve never felt more alive.” Kit sighed as Julep leaped onto the counter and sat. “It reminded me of the old days when we chased kettle duns all cycle and ate sugared bugs. Besides, what else am I to do here?”
Kit patted Julep’s head and gave him a good scratch, minding the reddened, sore patches of skin.
“You have to be more careful, demon cat. I’d rather not lose my best friend.”
“Off with you, that’s enough.” Julep hissed and popped Kit’s hand with soft toe beans. “I know you worry, but I’m fine. Promise. I’ve found my calling.”
“Hunting chickens?”
“And various other rodents. There is a large forest just beyond.” Julep turned his attention to the window, yellow eyes now saucers. His purr was curious and adorable. “It’s a fascinating place, Kit. Truly. You should come with me one day.”
“I will never step foot into that verdant wasteland.”
Julep rolled his neck and eyes back around, pinning his fierce gaze upon Kit.
“Pussy.”
“Ha! Funny coming from a cat.”
Julep hissed and swiped claws. Kit stumbled and shoved Julep off of the counter. “Go! Get out of here. And stay off my countertops. Disgusting retch.”
Julep zoomed around the corner, scaled the wall, and screeched at Jasper as she passed.
“Oh, fuck! Would you—“ She ducked and growled at the feisty demonic feline. ”Freak!”
Julep detached and flipped onto the floor. He scrambled for purchase and dashed through the small flap door.
“I hated him as a full-bodied demon, but I think I hate him more now. He’s a menace.”
“Well, you opted to keep him yesterday.” Kit considered his little sister’s state of dress and sighed. “What are we going to do with you?”
“With who?”
“You.”
“I’m perfectly fine, and what is that smell?”
“Shiiiiiit!” Kit whirled and wrenched open the oven door. Yelling expletives, he grabbed both pans and dropped them on the counter. “My poor cakes.”
Jasper barked in laughter and plucked herself a mug. Kit failed to see what was so hilarious. His time and efforts had been wasted.
“They’re flat as ever,” he said, poking the charred disk. “I forgot an ingredient.”
“An important one, apparently.”
Kit grunted, gathered his failings, and marched to the trash bin. “Bumble today, succeed tomorrow.” He dropped everything into the trash and wiped hands on his apron.
“You didn’t have to throw away the pans.”
“We’ll purchase another set.”
“We?”
Kit flapped a hand and stored his brand-new stand mixer in the cupboard. “Jasper, you have been in the house for two whole cycles and appear to be forlorn. What’s happened?”
“Nothing.”
Her tone and mumble told Kit one thing: his sister was lying. She stirred sugar into her tea and sighed. He couldn’t help but offer some form of comfort. Their father had always said it was a flaw, caring too much.
He’d peer down at Kit and rumble, ‘A general with compassion is a dead one’.
“Jasper, you tell me who to maim or kill, and I will get it done.”
Kit stood next to his closest sibling and prepared his own cup. The tea here was sublime, and he wanted to know the distributor, but there was nothing on the sachet’s ornate box.
As he poured hot water from the electric kettle, Jasper chuckled.
“Thank you, brother. But, this is nothing we can fight.” He assessed her distant gaze, wondering who had claimed Jasper’s thoughts. “I’m a coward, is all.”
“Hardly.”
“What?”
“You left home, Jasper.” Kit’s guts rolled as he was reminded of his mission. He chose a bright citrus tea and dropped it into the steaming pool. “It is strictly forbidden. You were due to meet your tether, and you vanished. You didn’t give a damn about father or his disappointment. You are far from cowardly.”
She snickered, resting her chin atop Kit’s head. He wanted to shrink away, steer clear of such affections, but it was pleasant. Her closeness warmed his chest.
“Thank you, Kit.”
“What exactly have I done?”
“For always being in my corner.” She kissed his itchy, growing horns and battled an urge to smile. “I love you, Kitters.”
The demon grunted and cleared his throat, face hotter than Undervell’s springs. Physical touch was one thing; he could handle that, sometimes. Words, on the other hand…he’d never been one for them, mainly because Carriont told him generals carried war in their hearts, not love.
Kit gritted his teeth and huffed. “Well, maybe he was wrong.”
“Hmm?”
“I—you.” Kit stirred honey and cherry wood ash into his tea. He flushed, a wetness coating his upper lip. “Love.”
Jasper erupted in ominous laughter and gave him a bit of space. “Awww, look at you. Unlearning and shit. This is called growth, bruh.”
“Growth?” Kit frowned and sipped his first afternoon cup. He pivoted, faced his kin, and leaned against the counter. “Whatever do you mean?”
Jasper lifted her mug and sighed aloud. “There’s a lot of garbage our Dad taught us. Certain behaviors don’t work up here. And others are welcome. Like, softness, playfulness, silliness, foolery, and love.”
Kit digested her commentary for a tick and enjoyed what was becoming his favorite blend. He’d seen quite a lot over the last few cycles or days, and perhaps Jasper was right.
“Kit,” she called, forcing him to meet her pit flame stare, “you can be who you want up here. Start fresh, man. Chase that chef dream or become a deputy. You seemed pretty excited about your outing with Jo.”
“It was thrilling,” Kit said, his blood buzzing at the thought. “But, I like the chef idea more, only, well…I never intended on staying, Jasper.”
“You could if you wanted to.” She shrugged and tipped her mug. “In fact, I’m putting a room together just for you.”
“For me?”
“Yup. You can decorate it however you want. After everything is done, of course.”
He smiled now, cheeks heated. That warmth in his chest expanded only to dim.
“I can’t stay. This is only respite. Soon I’ll have to get back and fulfill my duties.”
“You mean father’s duties.”
Silence between them stretched as Jasper’s sad smile gave him nothing to work with. Kit couldn’t stay, he was here for one reason, and if he didn’t go through with it, Carriont would surely expel him.
“Jasper, there’s something you ought to know. The—“
A thunderous knocking interrupted his confession. “What in the Undervell?”
Kit set his cup on the table and saw to the person ten seconds from kicking the door in. The moment Kit touched the handle, he knew who it was. He scented him instantly and wanted to stuff embers up his nose.
“It’s you,” Kit intoned, staring at an agitated vampire. Hank’s eye twitched, and his jaw ticked as he tapped a booted foot. “What can I do—“
“I told ya’ didn’t I?”
“Told me what?”
“To stay the hell outta my coops.”
“I did.”
“Your fucking cat kicked up a fuss and spooked them gals! If it ain’t you stealing my damn eggs, it’s your ugly ass rat tryna kill my chickens.”
“I’d like to apologize for Julep’s behavior, but you are being incredibly rude. There is no need to shout.”
“Like hell it ain’t. You got no idea what it takes to raise them up and keep shit goin’. Royal boy.”
“You’ve got one more time to call me boy,” Kit hissed, confused by his anger and arousal. “I will show you what makes a man!”
“Hayyyy hay.” Jasper sidled up beside Kit and smiled. “Stop, chill bruh. It’s—Hank, right?”
“Yeah, mhm.”
“You gotta understand, he can’t control that cat. Julep is cursed.”
Hank squinted. “Cursed?”
“He’s a demon that accidentally possessed a cat, and somehow he got stuck like that. He’s a ruffian and a pain in the ass.”
Kit crossed his arms and kicked up his chin. “He won’t listen to me. I am not his owner, per se. We’re chamber mates.”
“Roommates?” Hank asked.
“Yes.”
“He’s going to kill me for this,” Kit mumbled, “But Julep is terrified of… cotton balls.”
“Whatchu mean?”
“He’s scared of cotton balls. Line the coop with them, and he’ll stay out. I can’t say what will come of the wild ones, but I shall do my best with talking to him.”
“Do more than talk to the lil shit. Control him or I will.”
“No need for threats,” Kit snipped.
“My ass!”
Hank snarled and stomped across the porch. His bergamot-spiced scent lingered like fine mist. Kit inhaled and hated the tightening knot at the bottom of his belly.
“He is a foul-mannered son of a wench.”
Jasper closed the door and snickered. “Someday y’all are gonna go at it.”
“If he intends on being a complete ass, then yes, it is inevitable.”
His sister grabbed her cup and shuffled on down the hall. “If you need me, I’ll be in my cave.”
“How about we take a walk or—“
“No, thank you!”
A door slam made him laugh. At least he was free to bake to his heart’s content without being bothered. That was, unless Hank or Jo came snooping about. Kit hummed and grinned, hating very much how captor hogs rolled in his guts at the confounding thought.

Jasper couldn’t stand how cooped up she’d been for two whole days. Cowardice had sent her running for the hills. “How embarrassing.” She snarled at the humiliating memory. A seasoned, well-adjusted succubus hiding away from some pussy. It was distasteful how quickly she’d forgotten what it felt like to be touched, savored. Nieema’s scent and satin had stained her wakeful dreams.
Jasper spent the last forty-eight playing games and eating her favorite foods. She wasted time with crafts and had even finished Nieema’s commission. It was a gorgeous piece, and Jasper was ready for another. The only way to get that was by talking to Mrs. Sunside.
She groaned and flopped on the bed. Phone in hand, she checked her bank account and grimaced. Kit’s spending habit was a problem; he’d been picking at her last few dollars for a week. Grocers and odd-ends he just had to have. “Shit.” As much as she didn’t want to, Jasper had to get out of bed and the house. She needed the little job the Sunsides’ offered like yesterday. A streaming session or a few feet pics usually helped ends meet.
Jasper shook her head, still not ready to face the public or her loyal fan base. As she rose, her phone vibrated. Checking the notif, she grinned despite fried nerves. Buck’s relentless efforts were impressive, much like his stature. Though this wasn’t a personal matter, Jasper’s heart thrummed at the idea of seeing him.
Thick masculine energies would do a body good. It’d steel her softening spine and resolve. A sliver of his soul, a sip of heady desire, was exactly what Jasper wanted. In a petty mood, she hit him back quick.
Miss me already Mr. Sunside?
She watched the dots until his reply made her laugh.
You’d be in my bed if I did.
“Yeah, okay.” She scoffed and blasted him a final text.
Self-assurance has an expiry date, Buck. But sure, I’ll meet with the decorator. What time?
Jasper marched into the bathroom, eyes on their conversation.
How about now?
“God damn,” she barked, looking at her ragged reflection. Bonnet and bags. “Uhhhhm.”
Give me twenty minutes.
Jasper set her phone on the counter and started the shower. She snatched her gown off as the screen illuminated.
Add ten more minutes. Beauty takes time, woman. Don’t be rushing on my account.
An ugly snort escaped, and with it, Jasper stepped into the stall.
Forty-five minutes later, she was fully dressed. Having an androgynous day, Jasper slipped on a pair of slacks and a silk blouse the color of a summer-ripened plum. Gold accents glittered on her wrist, neck, and loafers.
After an assessment, she snatched her phone and wallet. On the way out, she bid her brother farewell. He was in a mood over those damn muffins and vowed to have a batch ready by the time she got home.
Dusk had settled over Indigo Plains. Painting it in various shades of orange, red, and goldenrod. The lazy sun set Buck ablaze. Leaning all that body against his car, he was quite the sight. Brawny in his usual. T-shirt, jeans, shiny buckle, and silver-capped boots.
Cool red tones kicked up a fuss, causing Jasper to stare on her approach.
Buck tipped his hat and grinned. “Hot damn, you look city ready. Slick and classy. Should I have changed for this outing, Jasper?”
“It’s been a minute since I felt so pretty. Figured, why not?”
Buck lifted his strong chin, jaw ticking. Their stares clashed as his scent billowed and dark soul flushed bruised maroon. His deepening desire was conspicuous in nature. Buck never tried to hide it, but she appreciated how he ignored its calling.
Their attraction was palpable and taut, but Jasper could go no further with this. Not with where her head was at the moment.
“I don’t wanna be too forward, but you always pretty, Jasper. Don’t matter who says what. It doesn’t make you any less gorgeous.”
He didn’t offer her the floor, and she didn’t want to strike up a debate about her looks. Buck opened her door with a wink. Jasper smirked and slid into the butter-soft seat. Sweet, smoky pine, and natural.
His organic cologne battered her sensibilities. It was strong and masculine. Just what she needed. Every second she spent in his company, she sipped.
Slowly, she inhaled, nibbled, and dined.
“So, uhm, what’s this decorator got planned?”
“The basics. Swatches, your vision, wood types, and knobs. Boring type shit and…”
Buck kept both eyes on the road, white-knuckling the steering wheel. She loved how the other gripped the clutch. Cords and veins created a work of art. From fingers to the crook of his elbow. They wrapped elegantly around his forearm and danced between ink like thick vines.
“Jasper.”
Her name rumbled and rolled like sweet syrup off his tongue. It tasted good with the hint of his smoky desire. It rippled in the crackling space between them and swelled.
“What can I do for you, Buck?”
She’d inched closer, arm behind his head. Casual and relaxed, Jasper peeped the mysterious driver. He was loaded and packed with dark energy; it was enough to rock her loose right here in the front seat.
Foul how he affected her. Egregious, really. She wanted to both flee and flay the man who smiled.
His dimples disgusted her.
“Maybe I should be asking you that question.”
“I’m good.”
“You say such things, but we know what time it is, succubus.”
“Drive and shut your mouth.”
Buck chuckled, deep bellied and maniacal. She loathed the visceral reaction it caused. He stirred the slick potion, dampening her slacks.
He killed the engine and hopped out. Jasper peered out the window and scoffed. They’d arrived at a physical representation of despair. Her sickly home looked no better beneath the dimming sun.
Grumbling, Jasper emerged from the vehicle and hiked up her pants. She grunted at the fucked veranda thingy and porch.
“Hellooooo there.” The sing song voice belonged to a willowy, copper curled beauty with shimmering freckles and crimson wings. The gauzy set fluttered as she offered a hand. “My name is Dorthy.”
“Jasper.”
“Great to meet you, Jasper. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m the yammering sort. We interior designers have so much to relay and discuss. I don’t want to overwhelm you with information or—“
“You doing it,” Buck murmured.
Dorthy’s left eye twitched along with her wing. Jasper plucked at the frayed strings binding them together. On Buck’s end, they were weak and angry.
“You agreed to stay on that side while I conduct business with Jasper. Let’s not drag family affairs into this.”
“Unprofessional. I ain’t say shit about that,” Buck grumped, hands on his hips. He surveyed the neighborhood and chewed his cinnamon gum. “Get to it then, Dorthy. Shit.”
The decorator brightened, manufactured smile touching her tapered ears. “Anyway, shall we?”
“How are we supposed to get in there?”
“’Round back,” Buck said, leading the way. “Watch the spider, though. I planned on clearing it out today.”
“Wicker spiders.” Dorthy shuddered. “They live underground, mostly. Not too big on people or the moon. I find it hard to believe they attacked you.”
“Excuse me, hay there.” A familiar voice halted their journey. “Well, look who it is.”
Sissy Perkins glared more than smiled. Her displeasure obvious and sharp. She smelled of deceit and decay.
“Good to see you, Jasper. Say, I was wondering if the dish was clean. It’s vintage. My mother’s and her mother’s. Practically a family heirloom. It’d be a shame if I never got it back.”
Jasper’s brows grazed the sky as she finally smiled. It was unpleasant, surly. A show of fang and uncapped horns gave Sissy pause. The old woman sniffed, inching backwards.
“I’ll get it, don’t you worry, Sissy!”
“Thank you, that’d be terrific.”
Jasper clocked the annoying yoga instructor or pilates doll man across the street. He conversed with a middle aged human wearing a god damn tunic. Grunting, Jasper spun on her heels and followed Buck to the back porch.
Getting there wouldn’t be easy, thanks to tall grass, thorns, and feisty burrowing creatures. Jasper was prepared for war and was about to pop off cuff links until Buck cleared a path.
Blades of grass, brindle, and dry brush withered, dying beneath his soles. With each step, Buck crafted a path made of moss and leaves. It was an impressive, magical display. His abilities emboldened her curiosity. Jasper had more than twenty questions, but stashed them in her back pocket for later. After she talked to this lady about her color options.