Chapter 4: In which There Are Dilemmas and Demons

Nieema

“I know what you thought, with your fast ass.” Nieema entered their home through the rear patio doors. They were ajar with the air blasting. “Quincy! I swear to hell. It’s only him. The bill will be sky-high. He runs hot, I told his mama he’s about to shift next full moon.”
“It’s that werewolf blood, baby.” Buck popped his gum and hustled to close the wide, shutter doors. “And how you mean I’m fast? I see something I like, you know I’ll go after it by all means.”
“I know that. I do too, but Jasper seems guarded I don’t think Miss Ma’am is the smash-and-pass type. Which means?”
Buck grunted, stomping across the great room in boots he’d patched and polished for eighty years. He loved basilisk skin and looked most dashing in red scales.
“She’s not an option.”
“Correct,” Nieema stated, on a mission to find their great-grandchildren. “And don’t sound so hurt. We’ve had plenty Succubi.”
“True, but it’s been what? Two years since our last. And, Jasper look like she’d ride an angry minotaur real good. She look tough, rugged, and—”
“Feminine.”
“I don’t think—”
“I sensed it. Her energy is strong.”
“Well, she got the best of both worlds and I believe—”
“No,” Nieema snapped. She spun and faced her stubborn husband. He huffed and scowled. It was his version of pouting. “Strings are prone to tangles, beloved. We went there before. He vacated our home with little care. It was… I don’t ever want to see you like that again. You and I have never been the monogamous sort, but a polycule is too much work, it’s hard. I don’t want anyone with baggage when we have our own.”
“Darlin’, you talk too much and I need caffeine before we start in on feelings and heartbreak. Go’on, see about the boys. I’ll get brunch started.”
After many years of wedded, bliss she was no longer bruised by his dismissive comments. Buck processed alone and then opened like any night-blooming jasmine. He’d have words but not at the moment. Nieema would never push him, she’d learned such tactics would only harden the old man.
“I know they’re causing hell down there.”
“Skillet or omelet?”
“Omelet, and add the pickled blood peppers, please. Extra!”
“Ohhhh, it’s nice to meetchya. My name Buckley what’s yours, pretty lady?”
Nieema smiled and waved him off. “Smart ass!”
On her journey, Nieema ruminated. The attraction to Jasper was there, and almost immediate. The realization mighta had a hand in her current hesitation.
Ever since Li’s departure they’d jumped into beds and disappeared at dusk. No questions asked. Nieema hadn’t loved the idea of monogamy or strapping herself to one gender or race. She was more fluid and free than that. Some in her world would call her filthy for copulating with other species. The bigoted assholes would never say it to her face, they were cowards.
After traveling to the West end of her home and descending, Nieema balked at the thick smoke and bass-heavy music.
“What the hell are y’all doing? And Quincy, we turned the air down.”
“Grandma! I’m hot!”
“You’re always hot.”
Nieema surveyed the too live crew and arched a brow. How and why had she agreed to this. Four working men used her home for vacations, parties, and retreats. They wanted freedom, peace, or some other nonsense. Only one had a husband, and Tre, the youngest lived with them. He stayed in a cabin two miles north of their home, but it was still on their property.
“Hm. Who wants to go grocery shopping?”
“I do!” Jo raised both hands. “I do, Grandma! We going to Costmore?”
“Yeah, of course.”
“Samples!”
She shuffled over to Jo and tugged on the elastic at the end of his braided locs. She went to fix the loose whip and eyed Mace, the married one. He shouldn’t be here when his home was a mess.
“Granny, I don’t wanna hear it.”
“Like hell.”
Nieema watched her fingers and said, “You talk to your Mama?”
“I did.”
Mace kept his red eyes on the video game and shouted a cuss.
“She’s moving up here,” Nieema announced.
“I know. Me and Pops got into it.”
“I hope you didn’t hurt the woodland nymph. He’s harmless.”
“He cheated on Mama and now that woman is pregnant. Ain’t nothing harmless there.”
“I—Wilma didn’t say nothing to me about that. Are you serious?”
“You’re an idiot, Mace.” Tre was the quiet type but spoke his mind more often than not. “Grandma might just kill him.”
Nieema growled and snarled, binding the sweet boy’s hair. When his locs were neat and tight, she kissed the top of his head. “Put your shoes on, honey. We leaving in a minute.”
With a final pat on his shoulder, she let them boys be. With seven kids, ten grandkids and eight greats, their home was never empty. And she loved the noise. Nieema had been raised in a communal environment and was happier in the company of others. She’d never known a lonely day in her life and hoped she never would.
Back on the main floor, she fished for her phone. It was tucked into her corset and cradled by her left breast. After finding the device, she tapped and waited.
A single ring and he picked up.
“Now why are you bothering me? The night has barely started. I got my paper and my coffee in hand. Gyat! What, Nieema?”
Grinning from ear to ear, she entered the kitchen and beelined for her steaming espresso. Nieema inhaled pressed tropical beans, fatty blood, and three tablespoons of cane sugar.
“I need you to head over to cabin-c and dust.”
“Excuse me? I am not the maid. You call Merry for that shit.”
“Dust and clear the pipes. Buck said the water had a tint. I want them washed. Check the water pressure and the heater. And also change the purification—”
“If you want to do my God damn job, then say so.”
She smiled against the rim of her mug. “Thank. Youuu.”
“Kiss my Black ass.”
“I loooove you.”
“If I was you I’d love me too. Bye!”
Tossing her phone on the counter, Nieema studied her busy husband. She clutched her cup with both hands and sighed.
“Was that Hank?” Buck asked.
“Yeah.”
“He still mad?”
“What you think?”
Buck grumbled, pouring eggs into a sizzling pool of bacon fat. “I’m not sure what he expected from us. That girl was killing folks.”
“It’s been a year. I don’t know what else to do.”
“Not a damn thing,” Buck said. He added leftover brisket and blood peppers by a heaping spoonful. “You’ve done everything. More than I would have. Sorry for what? For protecting family? Hell.”
Nieema loved her man’s ruthlessness but loathed his steely spine. Try as she might, Nieema had yet to break him. No matter the amount of pressure she applied, he withstood it all.
“My thing is,” Buck started, “Darlin’. I don’t wanna let Li have the last say. It has been long enough. He don’t got no hold on me. He can’t have me after ducking out like’at. And if we continue to live in fear of getting hurt, then Nieema, it means we haven’t healed. And I don’t know about you, but I’m good.”
The baron of lies and mischief was honest with her. His relaxed posture and loose features said he was telling the truth. And it scared Nieema, because maybe in this case, she was the holdout. It wasn’t her blooded mate, who was the problem, it was Nieema.
Gulping a mouthful, she scooted into the breakfast nook booth. “Jasper needs work. I can see it. And we don’t even know her or what she likes. We coming on like teenagers. But you’re right. I’m apprehensive because of Li and I hate that. I’ve had enough heartbreak. I’m too old and dusty for this shit.”
Buck cackled and dropped a massive six-egg omelet on a plate. He added toast, and knowing what she wanted, he smeared a clot of redberry jam on its fluffy top. O-positive and fruity was her favorite.
The moment he slid her the plate Nieema stabbed a mound of cheese and egg.
“I tell you what, baby.” Buck groaned cozying up to her. “You ain’t never been dusty. I got great taste.”
She laughed and nodded. “You better tell it like it is.”
“I always do.”
Nieema chewed on a perfect mixture of meat and peppers. “I love you, Buckley.”
“Today, that is.”
Nieema smacked his thigh and kissed him flat on the mouth. “For an hour or two.”
“Forever?”
Nieema scrunched her nose and said, “I suppose forever is okay too.”

Kit

,, The odor was awful. Whether inside or out among the animals. Land dwellers lived like beasts. Reeking of excrement and decay. Every twig, leaf, and rock held a scent. Most of it Kit couldn’t name. He was unfamiliar with this world, of course. Birthed and raised in Undervell —hell as humans called it— he possessed meager knowledge of how the surface operated. Textbooks and hearsay were close enough. Kit never wanted personal experience nor had he volunteered for this mission.
“Dreadful,” Julep muttered. His disembodied voice breached the sound barrier as a ghostly rasp. They were still in the dark about how his vocal abilities worked when his maw remained shut.
“At least they have homes with running water.”
“Yes… at least.”
“Honestly,” Kit started, “I assumed the absolute worst. This is far better than anything I had in mind.”
“They’re primitive and filthy.” Julep surveyed furnishings and leaped onto the fireplace mantle. He sniffed a trinket and swatted at the damned thing. Kit rushed to catch the dainty porcelain creature before it shattered. “I give you four days, tops. We aren’t cut out for the surface, Kit. This is asking a lot of me.”
Julep was a pessimistic son of a bitch and Kit’s best friend since phase-one schooling. Though, at that time, Julep was a gangling demon with fur, horns, and hooves. During their time at the university, Julep had bound himself to a cat while visiting Hemshire Netherlands. It was a deserted union within the Lightbridge fairy territory.
Days after his accident, Julep moved in and never left. For reasons unknown, Kit was the only demon Julep communicated with.
“Four days is all we need.” Kit blew on the green avian-shaped sculpture and situated it next to a bouquet with no scent. “I think those are fake flowers.”
“Ghastly.”
“Indeed.”
“This is my dominion now,” Julep declared, preparing to smack the flying decor once again. “It is of no use to me. I don’t like this vile thing, Kit. I find it offensive!”
“No matter. It isn’t yours to break. This isn’t our home. So get down and don’t humiliate me.”
“I would never.”
Kit deadpanned and snatched his satchel. He rooted through the bag and found incentive. Shaking the canister, he smirked. Julep’s yellow eyes enlarged, making Kit coo. He was so cute when channeling his inner kitten.
“Is that nip?” Julep asked.
“It is.”
“Can I have?”
“That all depends on your behavior. No scratching.”
“No.”
“No biting.”
“Understood!”
Kit waved the tin from right to left, Julep tracked his movement like a brimstone-born feline. They were three times his size and quite carnivorous, but Julep had stayed in their caves a time or two. It was odd how obsessed they were with the house cat. He was tiny in comparison and lacked proper armor. Fluffy and furry was rare among Vellish beasts.
“If you want to mark territory go outside,” Kit commanded. “If your claws itch or what have you, go outside. I don’t see a box. It seems I have to purchase one, so if you must defecate—“
“Outside! I heard you, asshole. Give me the nip!”
Kit snorted and cracked it open. He plucked a grainy, greasy ball and tossed it. Julep jumped from the mantel and nabbed his treat in midair.
“You are getting good, my friend.”
Julep didn’t respond as he attacked the morsel, purred, and flopped about. What made felines lose their minds over nip? Julep was reduced to yowls and mewling. It was pathetic and hilarious.
“You have fun. I need to unpack and make a call.”
Finding his bag yet again, Kit fetched folded piles and stashed them in drawers.
The colors on land were too warm for his taste. Natural and organic, their decor was fashioned from trees instead of stone. He preferred volcanic glass and loved a great obsidian console or a dining table carved from the bones of their enemies. His father had such good taste in furnishings.
Humans and fae shared an affinity for dirt and sea. Their shoddy dwellings were least to be desired, but again, it was better than Kit expected.
He pointed at the drugged cat in passing and chuckled. Julep was no better than a demon addicted to spiced marrow. “Sad.” With garments and necessities in their rightful place, Kit grabbed the seeker stone from his pocket. “This is good. This is your chance.”
His hands shook and heart dropped to the floor as he set the faceted gem on a hideous quilted rug.
“Father?”
Emerald sparks accompanied an ominous billowing smoke. A repetitive crack and snap caused Kit to wince. He hated ancient technology. The Duke refused to adapt and purchase a phone. Tarot, his father’s moody lover, never let him live it down.
“Fat—”
“I heard you, child. What—where are you?”
Carriont, Duke of the Fourth Seal, Bringer of Turmoil and Strife, appeared within an undulating green smokescreen. He was indecent and disheveled.
“Father, you could have at least dressed.”
“Bah!” Carriont donned a pair of steel-framed spectacles and squinted. “Have you found Dautina?”
“Jasper, Father.”
“That is not the name I gave her. Where is she?”
Wringing his hands, Kit clicked claws and said, “You see, I haven’t—”
“Haven’t whaaat?”
Carriont’s sharp, high brows arched. As a child, and even now, the Duke intimidated Kit.
“It has only been several hours and I require more time. She’s grown quite fond of this hellscape. It won’t be easy cleaning house, so to speak. She’s purchased a dilapidated home within a town called Indigo Plains.”
“Mmm. I know of it. Interesting. Go on.”
Kit divulged info about the strange, large insect and how they now resided on a ranch in the middle of nowhere. Kit was worried about the dark woods beyond. Undervell had no such environment. Heavily wooded areas terrified him as a hatchling. Kit had suffered from sleep terrors for eons and had even wet the bed.
“This entire situation is testing my patience.” Carriont collapsed into his solid throne and snarled. He looked exhausted and in need of a freshly damned soul. “I want you to bring your sister home. Am I understood? You have seven days, General Raze.”
“Yes, Father.”
Carriont snapped his fingers, ending their correspondence. The smoke dissipated and the rock went dead.
“Well, he was in good spirits,” Kit said, snagging the seer stone. He dropped it into his pocket and rubbed his rumbling stomach. “What do they eat here?”
“Meat,” Julep purred, licking his paw. “And by the barrel. They also consume frozen dairy products.”
“I think I read about that.”
Kit grimaced on the way out. He couldn’t fathom eating frozen foods. He was used to high temps, cozy firestorms, and electric blankets while lying atop a heated mattress. The current season in this world was perfect. Nausea roiled in his belly at the mere thought of frozen meals.
He didn’t love the idea of being here or swallowing cold dairy, but he loved the chance to try new cuisine. With his mind and hunger working as one, Kit headed for the kitchenette.
“Jasper, have you taken a look at the fabricated artwork?” Kit bent the corner and halted. A pair of cruddy boots and a long trail of denim disappeared into a cupboard beneath the sink. “What are they doing?”
Jasper lounged in the living area with her dirty shoes on the coffee table. She was a blunt sword and had never joined ranks. Kit begged her on more than one occasion. The demoness had the build and smarts for it. Shameful how his sister had run from a promising future.
“What ar—“
“Don’t know.” Jasper scrutinized a vintage quilt and picked at its threads. “He said pipes. His name is Hank.”
Kit sniffed and went to see about this Hank and the pipes. “Hello, there. May I ask what is wrong with the plumbing?”
Resting hands on his hips, Kit cleared his throat and kicked Hanks mud =mucked sole.
“Yes?!” Hank shouted, cranking something or the other.
“What’s wrong wit—“
“Nothin’ now.”
“Terrific.”
Kit stepped over the man’s legs, stared down the drain then turned on the faucet.
“Off! Turn—“
“My apologies.”
“Ghat dam—why—shiiit.”
Hank cursed as Kit located a hand towel and offered it. Water dripped from thick lashes and streamed from his goatee.
“Did I ask you to turn it on?”
“No, but I was checking to see if you had in fact, fixed the problem.”
“You a plumber?” Hank asked, craning his neck to scowl at Kit.
“I don’t need to be a plumber to lend a hand.”
“A hand I ain’t ask for.” Hank wiped his face, tossed the terry, and lowered onto his back once more. “Leave me be so I can finish or y’all can drink brown water.”
Kit could tell a lot about a person from a ninety-second conversation, and he was certain he’d hate this man.

December In My Book Nook!

From left to right:

  1. Gnome in Your Home: A dark-ish romance with a new twist on Santa and the act of gift giving. please read all content warnings before diving in!
  2. Christmas and Other Horrors: A delightful horror anthology filled with Christmassy cheer and gore!
  3. Two-Parts Mistletoe: A short thirty-page queer read about love potions and meeting your anonymous booty call in real life for the first time.
  4. Beneath the Monster: The grinch but for adults!

I read quite a few books over the holiday season, but these held my attention for whatever reason. I’m not apologizing for the smut! You should know me by now!

Welcome Back To Indigo Plains

The brand new chapter for Patchwork and Pitchforks will be live on January 1st. Thank you for reading and happy new year

Helloooo! Yes, I am back with more Patchwork and Pitchforks! I have been writing it, I swear! I’ve just been juggling a lot, like self-doubt and impostor syndrome. I gotta tackle this monster in 2025! I have to subdue it! I must! And I will! Anyway, I want to post more and I plan on doing just that. This story is dear to me. I love these characters and where they’ve taken me so far. The world is bigger than I thought it’d be. Exploring every aspect will be fun, and hopefully, y’all like it too. Have a wonderful day and thanks for stopping by!

Merry and Bright!

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! And I know! I’m a few days late, but Happy Solstice! I hope everyone has had a fantastical day with loved ones, pets, or alone. However you celebrate, I hope you are happy and relaxed. Please be gentle with yourself in the coming year. It may be easier said than done -in my case- but it isn’t impossible.
Extend grace and gratitude to yourself. Thank yourself for the little things. When times are rough, take a breath and do whatever brings you joy. I don’t give a damn what that is. Cling to your hobbies, films, crafts, and/or books. Write what you want, read what you want, and be who you want to be! I am taking my own advice here. I want to be one with my inner child and write, read, and create, with a smile.
Let’s be Merry and Bright but in our own way! Have a lovely evening and thanks for stopping by!

Stop Playing With Romance Readers

These are not recommendations, they aren’t opinions. This is a convention. A tried, true, and CORRECT way of doing things. I know in the writing community we say “break the rules”! But we’re talking about adding more adverbs and gerunds, not BREAKING GENRE VOWS.

Romance has hea. Love story no hea.

A vow is the finding out who the killer is in a whodunit. It’s seeing the creature in a creature feature horror. It’s the hockey player in a hockey romance. It’s an action-adventure WITH action and adventure. The romance vow is a promised and EXPECTED HAPPILY EVER AFTER OR HAPPY FOR NOW. This is non-negotiable. But play with romance readers if you want to. Travel on down the edgelord path and see where it takes you. Good luck, honey. You gon’ need it.

Zombie Bake-Off By Stephen Grahm Jones

Per usual, SGJ delivers gorey vibes, fun, and cringe-worthy scenes! This being my third title by him in under a month, I have something to say about his style. I don’t hate it, in fact, I think it’s great. But! Don’t jump me! I think his horror is kinda cozy. It feels like it’s cozy, dark, fiction instead of straight horror. Granted, I have a lot more to read by SGJ so my opinion might change. For now, yes, it’s cozy and dark.

Now, onto the book! Let me be clear, Movie zombies scare the shit outta me. The idea of zombies is terrifying and I used to love Resident Evil, Doom, and Zombieland. One nightmare changed that for me. Anyway, this is my first zombie novel in fifteen years and I loved it! I think zombie fiction might bring me back to this world. I don’t know, we’ll see.

SGJ is heavy-handed with them icky vibes. I mean the description of brain-eating is ON POINT.

SPOOOOILERS AHEAD!

I enjoyed the characters and their journey. I knew Johnny T. had to go, and after Kent’s confession, I was hoping for him to have his head lopped off.

I wasn’t happy about Tiny Giant! I didn’t want him to turn or die. I screamed, “Nooooo you poor thing! I hate this so much!” But this isn’t a fuzzy found family romance so I was SOL. I wanted a kiss between Xombie and Terry! Again, as someone who reads romance pretty heavily, I needed it! (a me problem) But, I love the pinch of cute we got from them.

That is my one complaint. Other than SGJ breaking my heart with Tiny Ginat, I have NO NOTES! 4.5!

Happy Halloween Boils and Ghouls!!

I am back with my October faves recap! I had quite a time with SGJ as you can see. Since reading Only the Good Indians last month, I have picked up more of his books. I think, from what I’ve read, folks either love his style or they hate it. I am on the love side of things. It’s kinda comforting honestly, to see an author do what the farquad they want I adored It Came From Del Rio immensely, It was compact, dark, and sad as shit. I loved it. The short stories?! I have something to say about them individually, but I’ll save that for another time, y’all.

As you know, my faves list isn’t complete without romance and smut. If you like it, HAY FREEEN. If you don’t, fine but do not judge my taste based on what I choose to read.

Midnight in the Grove is a sexy romp and a sequel. Do not read this cute Black love story if you ain’t read the first.

Last but not least, Horrorstor! Uhmmmmm…yeah, no, I don’t wanna go to an Ikea ever in my life. Grady Hendrix will make light of the most dreary circumstances and think it’s hilarious. I don’t know how many are familiar with Backrooms but Horrstor reminded me of that. And it freaked me the HELL out!

Chapter 3: In Which A Demon Is Grateful

This wasn’t the weirdest moment of her life. And it wasn’t the first time someone had taken her in. When Jasper popped up from hell she was alone, until arriving in Ledisi Tillerson’s backyard. They’d met thanks to a cheap, sketchy rock that opened said gateway. Jasper knew better than to buy keys from a demon selling baggies of ash on the corner, but she was desperate.
It worked out for them in the end. Ledisi was a vivacious vixen and a great friend. She taught Jasper how to be a normal land dweller and live without shame. They shared meals, a bed, and laughs for two wholesome years. It was the greatest romance of her life. At eighty-two, Ledisi was a spry freak who liked it rough.
“Jasper, you don’t even know these people. You can’t move in with them.”
Kit had always been an anxious worrywart who couldn’t whisper to save his life.
As they followed the Sunsides along a well-laid brick path she smiled. “Why not? They offered. And free too? You don’t understand how amazing that four-letter word is. I need this. And I’m not moving in with anyone. You heard Buck, they have cabins and…shit, look at this place.”
The couple owned a ranch, close to one thousand acres, and the surrounding mountain range. It was nearly 9pm but with the crescent moon aglow and her decent demonic vision, Jasper saw enough. Rolling hills, serene pastures,, and babbling streams.
“Ohhhh, I can see,” Kit mumbled. “The copse of trees are particularly frightening and nefarious. It’s dark out here. I don’t have the best night vision as you know. I should have brought the bear spray. Are there lions?”
“I don’t think lions live in this part of the world.”
“Through my travel research, I read that lions live on mountains. They are encircling us. This is…Jasper…”
Kit whined, clutching a beastly creature he called Julep. It was a ratty, black cat with sinister yellow eyes. Jasper was certain a hatch demon possessed the fearsome mammal. She shuddered and clapped her big brother on the shoulder.
“You sir, need to relax. We’ll be indoors. Cushy living, great food, and shit.”
Kit was three hundred years old, short, and rotund. He had the most adorable dimples and a set of ram horns she envied. But, he was too high-strung and had shaved down his impressive crown.
“This is your vacation, dear brother. Enjoy yourself. Let these fine folks spend their money. You don’t know how this world functions, cash is king. And I, don’t have much to spare.”
Kit shook his head as the Sunsides stopped at a charming one-story abode. It even had four-pane windows and a porch swing.
“You make terrible investments, Jasper. Dad said not to buy property in Wasteland. What do you do? You buy both magma pits and a hoard of expiring souls. He said don’t, buy a hellhound. You bought three and regretted it. This house is just another one of your impulsive purchases. And now, your leading us to our death.”
Kit was matter-of-fact, uppity, and judgmental, but Jasper loved every bit of him.
“Shut, your mouth, Squeak. Don’t be rude and behave.”
“I am older than you. And don’t call me that in front of—”
“This is incredible,” Jasper interrupted, reaching the Sunsides. “I mean seriously. It’s a real cabin. With logs and stuff. Wow.”
She knocked on wood and laughed. The cabin was private and semi-secluded with a twenty-minute walk from their main house.
Nieema grinned and opened the door. “If you like the outside, then you’ll love it in here. I do my very best to make the guest houses homey and inviting.”
“Cluttered is the word ya looking for.”
“Hush your mouth, Buck.”
The smiling gentleman listed against a thick timber column and tipped his hat. “Age before beauty.“
“Does that usually work?” Jasper asked, in passing. She didn’t match his gaze, it was for her own good. “Home, sweet, home.”
Jasper made sure to scrub her soles first. After stomping across the threshold, she dropped her duffel and inhaled vanilla. Cookies, cupcakes, and caramel. Every note delighted her senses. She wanted and needed to find whatever the hell smelled so amazing.
“Kit, look,” she pointed at an enchanting pebble stone fireplace, “it’s real. I’ve never stayed anywhere like this before.”
“Does it have indoor plumbing?”
“Kit!”
“It’s okay,” Nieema said. “Not everybody likes the vast outdoors. Camping ain’t for me either. If there isn’t a toilet then I’m not staying.”
“See.” Kit scoffed, still holding his ugly fucking cat. “She understands. But is there a toilet?”
“Yes, young man, there are facilities.”
Kit lifted his chin. “Young? I beg your pardon, Mr. Sunside—“
“Buck.”
“Mr. Sunside, I am older than most. Young for me was ages ago.”
“Welcome,” Buck shouted. “I too, am an old piece of shit.”
Kit was set to protest, but Jasper stopped the oncoming rant. “Thank you, again. It’s not often you find such great company. I am in your debt.”
“Is that right?”
Jasper tweaked a brow and glanced in Buck’s direction. “I can cook, clean, and keep to myself. Kit and I won’t be a bother.”
Nieema fluffed throw pillows and straightened a handmade quilt. It looked cozy and plush. Well crafted. Much like the buxom vampire, who was out of place. She belonged in a club, not a cabin worthy of any romantic Christmas film.
“No need for all that, now. It’s in my nature to help those in need.”
“I wouldn’t say I’m—“
Nieema balked and sashayed into the kitchen. “Your house is ‘bout two shakes and an ogres sneeze away from collapsing. I think you do need us, and I enjoy lending a hand. Or two.”
Jasper cleared her throat and tore free of Nieema’s arresting crimson stare. Who was the succubus here? Vampires were alluring but never Jasper’s cuppa. She was obsessed with their aesthetic, sure, but never enough to taste. They were greedy and possessive. Even more, vampires got in your head and compelled people. Demons succumbed to their wiles like anyone else, but not Jasper. She didn’t want any parts of Nieema or her alluring mister. No matter how nice they came off.
This was trouble and she knew it well. If Trevor taught her anything, it was that relationships were dangerous. She’d learned a valuable lesson far too late. This realm was not for the faint-hearted.
“Later on,” Buck started, “I’ll have somebody bring on in perishables and such. You eat meat, Kit?”
“No, I’m a fruit and veggie kind of fellow, and yes, of course, I eat meat. I don’t look this good by accident.”
Buck barked in heavy laughter and tested the faucet. “You a feisty bull if I ever done seen one. I think Hank might like you too much.”
“I’m sorry, who is—“
“Ground keeper.”
“Oh, hm.” Kit frowned at Jasper. “I’m claiming the master.”
“No, the fuck you are not!”
“Yes, I am.” Kit sniffed and squinted. “I am the eldest by a hundred years. If I—“
“You want me to tell Father you’re here?”
“You wouldn’t dare, you love me. I am your favorite.”
“Okay, not father. Buuuut, I might tell Venus.”
“Oh sweet poison berries. You are unbearable and…”
Kit went on his way while the couple chatted about housekeepers.
Jasper rapped rings on the dining table to gather their attention. “I don’t need help cleaning. I wanna do it myself.”
“You sure?” Buck asked.
With his dark eyes fixed, she flushed. “I am positive. I know my way around a mop and bucket.”
Jasper quickly clothed herself with cool and collected. As a succubus, the male species tended to her unique needs and riled her innermost desires. She wanted to make him suffer, beg, cower, and crave. Buck appeared strong. He was wide and willing. A soul spiked with magic and malice.
She had no idea what ran through his veins but he plucked multiple threads at once. His silence spoke for itself.
Nieema sighed aloud and flashed porcelain fangs.
“If you need anything, call, holler, ring even. I can send you a bell.”
Jasper chuckled and crossed her arms. She peered down at the small, regal woman. “I’m good. Plus, I have your number. Annnnd, we’re neighbors now.”
“C’mon mama,” Buck beckoned. “Moonlight burning.”
“Are you rushing me?”
“Why yes, I do think I am. Come now. I ain’t fooling. I’m starving and I need rising tea. I ain’t had my first sip tonight and I’m about to go hog wild. Do—“
“He’s always throwing a tantrum. Look at him, ain’t he something else? Buckley Sunside stop embarrassing me!”
“I’ll show you—“
Nieema hissed and Jasper flinched. The display both amused and terrified her.
“Oh, you’re feeling froggy ‘tnight. I’ll be on my way woman.”
Buck flicked his hat and nodded as he departed. Nieema was mischievous, trembling with mirth.
“I love getting him riled. It keeps the flame bright If you know what I mean.”
“I don’t,” Jasper said.
Nieema hummed. “Well alright, missy. I’ll be seeing you. If you’d like, supper is at three am on the dot. I’d like the company. I got four grandsons staying over and Buck. I’d love a smidge of feminine energy such as yours.”
“Feminine energy?”
“Yes, of course. You shine with it.”
Jasper stamped out a ridiculous giggle, then canted her head. She considered her tattered hiking boots, torn overalls, and gritty tank. Soft and feminine wasn’t the look she was going for today. Colorful and cute yes, femme, no.
Flexing tattooed fingers and her jaw, she nodded. “Sure, why not.”
“I knew you’d say yes.”
“How so?”
Nieema floated toward the door and exited with a wink.
“Okay then.” Jasper shrugged, spinning on her heels. She pointed at the ice box and hoped there was something good to ease her frazzled nerves.

Because I Scared

Daily writing prompt
What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to?
  • Travel to another country
  • Swim in the ocean
  • Go to Australia

All three scare me for various reasons. First of all, I don’t like flying. Second, the ocean is full of giants. I have severe megalophopia (fear of large objects) and lastly, kangaroos. What I have learned in the last three years or so, is, roos are murderous herbivores. That’s fucking terrifying! You’re telling me this hopping demon wants to drown my dog because it can? Because that’s just how they’ve evolved???? They’re combative for NOTHING. They’re scrappy and now, I’m scared of them too. Thanks,, social media for ruining my idea of what a kangaroo is.

on a serious note, publishing a book is huge. That’s a risk I have yet to take. It’s not so much the fear of criticism anymore, but the fear of publishing a piece of shit revisions are major roadblocks at the moment.

Chapter 2: In Which An Invitation Is Extended

Jasper

“Where is it? Wher—yes!” Jasper found her favorite scarf in a box titled ‘books’. There were books inside but also, non-book items. With a telling whimper, she scurried into the bathroom and tied the rainbow silk length tight. The bright, colorful theme continued all the way down to her boots.
Pink overalls made her hips pop. Jasper had no business trying to look put together. She was celibate! A sexless succubi was a thing of myth, but she was here to defy the odds. Sex, love, and companionship brought nothing but pain into her life.
Of course, when a handsome couple lusted after you it said something. She hadn’t lost her touch. Jasper still had what folks wanted. From the tips of her gold-tipped horns to the soles of her feet she was…she was…

Jasper stared at her reflection in a cruddy, broken mirror and sighed. She was still trying to find herself. Trying to recover tiny shards after a terrible ordeal.
A shrill ring and clatter made her flinch. Jasper rushed from the washroom and saw to her phone. She smiled at the photo and name.

“Kit?”
“Hay.”
“What’s up, lovebug?”
“I… well… Jasper, I quit!”
Her heart bloomed with warmth and hope. “Oh, my god. Kit you didn’t. Oh shit. You, when—quit?”
“Yeah, and Dad’s pretty mad. I—that would make two of us and well—he kicked me out.”

Jasper stopped dead and stared at her laptop. She had orders and shit to fulfill but holy hell, she was going through a lot. Tugging on her necklaces she nodded as Kit went on about their father’s lecture and anger. The Duke was mad and who cared. Not every demon belonged in hell. Not every demon knew how to harvest souls, make contracts, or even kill. Jasper didn’t and had never committed murder. Other demons treated her like a pariah.

“Okay, Kit?”
“Mhm?”
“You’re gonna stay with me. Of course. No questions asked.”
“Are you sure? I don’t want to…”
Her brother mumbled as always, doubting his usefulness and station in her life.
“Yes! Now shut up and get over here. And hay—“
A heavy-handed knock had her jumping out of her skin.
“Just come right in, don’t knock. I’m having my house looked at. Don’t mind the mess and behave. Also, that fucking cat stays outsi—“
“He’s not a feral outside cat!”
“I don’t—“
A third knock put her in motion. “I gotta go. See you in a minute.”
“Kay. Bye.”

Jasper ended their call and jogged downstairs, forgetting about the warped wood. She slipped on the second to last step and stumbled into the vestibule. “Holy god damn.” She was a mess and in a hurry, it seemed. The Sunsides were attractive and soooo off-limits. She hadn’t participated in a threesome in years. Not that it was an option, because it wasn’t. Jasper set aside her obsession with vampires and her curiosity about Buck Sunside to open the door.

“Hayyy.” Jasper waved a hand. “Come in. And watch your step.”
“Forgive Buck,” Nieema said, crossing the threshold. She carried herself like a queen and resembled one. “He’s in writing mode. Ain’t no talking while he’s walking. I’m going to throw some things at him and he’ll jot it all down.”

Jasper scrunched her nose as Nieema turned up hers. She was a gorgeous Black goddess with obsidian skin and a shock of teal braids. They were bound in an elegant crown and suited her regal features.

“Water damage,” Nieema pipped, strolling into what might be formal living one day. Jasper loved the giant fireplace. “Mold damage. Termites are having a time wallowing in their rot. The floors gotta go. There’s a leak below. Solid bones, though.”
Nieema stomped twice and nodded.
“The foundation is crumbling, child. I can hear mice chattering in the walls and squirrels are in the attic. They’ve chewed through the wiring, I’m sure. I wouldn’t turn on a single light if I was you.’
“They don’t work,” Jasper added, though given the lanterns and fake candles, Nieema probably knew.

Buck followed his wife, scribbling every word. They traveled through the house, making Jasper dizzy. There was shit wrong she hadn’t even noticed. They conversed about what to do in the kitchen, leaving her to stare.
Buck was enormous. Taller than them both. Nieema was tiny, maybe five-two, so everyone was taller than her. But it wasn’t every day Jasper found a man over six-two. And he was at least six-three, perhaps five. His brawn caught her quick, but his mysterious nature and impeccable bone structure captured her attention. She found his down-home country attire funny next to the Mrs. Nieema dressed as if she fronted a metal band.
Corsets, chokers, matte lips, and the color black. Yesterday it was a corset dress. Today it was leather pants. Her bottom—

“Jasper? Hello?!”
“You expecting somebody?” Buck asked.
“Shit, Kit. I’ll be right back.”
Jasper hightailed it out of the musty pantry to see about her brother.

Buck

The house was a piece of shit. On a quiet, cozy street it was an eyesore. Boarded, abandoned, and inhaling its last breath. Buck smelled rot and decay. The wood swelled and them termites, yeah. They were eating good. Mother fuckers. Nobody should be living in this house. It was one light breeze away from collapsing. He heard every creak, groan, and snap. Beams screamed under their weight and bolts rattled.

“She shouldn’t be staying here, mama.”
“I was about to say the same. This place is a ruin. I’m wondering how much Hawk Shade got outta her. It ain’t worth more than ten thousand. Knowing his greedy ass he milked the poor woman.”
“You know it too.”

Buck opened a crooked cupboard door and let it slap to a close. Her house was in dire need of an overhaul. There wasn’t shit worth repairing, everything had to go. Down to the nails.
Jasper’s voice was a nice distraction. She entered the kitchen with a stout young man who was much older than he appeared. He cradled an ugly, fat, hairy cat and shook his head.
“What a—Jasper are staying here? It smells terrible. I can taste the mildew. I can get sick. My chest feels funky…”

Nieema hummed in her way and twirled, facing the duo. They were kin, Buck saw it in the eyes. As his wife dallied and pulled on a wobbly drawer, he got to thinking.
“This fella is right, don’t ya know.”
“I’m sorry?”
“Well…” Nieema examined the sink and clucked her tongue. “It’s a health hazard, a health violation. I wouldn’t allow nobody to stay up in here, much less let you buy the place. The realtor was wrong, Jasper. Now, if you want us to fix the house fine. But I can’t imagine y’all staying here overnight. I know you demonic and all, but it smells nasty, looks worse and where is this man gonna sleep? Like I said, I can—“

The second a Wicker Spider come bursting through the floor, Buck pushed the soft fella into the pantry and slammed the door. The eight-legged beast was foul, quick, and mad as a wet hen. They clawed for Jasper who had jumped on the counter.
Nieema was bucking on the fucker like the rodeo goddess she was.
“Don’t worry, mama! Imma—“ He spotted a cast iron skillet in a box and snatched it. The creature with razor thorns lining each limb flailed about and lunged at him. As Jasper screamed and the man in the closet cried, Buck bashed the thousand-eyed freak in the head. “That’s it, baby! Get that sucka!”
Nieema tore into its gray, fibrous exoskeleton. “Don’t let it scratch you!”
“WomanI been fight—“

He danced with the screeching as it tried and failed to throw his wife off. With a final blow, he called every root beneath and above. Vines, nettles, brambles, and barbed boughs fractured planks and studs. They snaked through wallpaper, around rusted pipes, and weaseled through outlets.
From below and behind, branches and trunks pierced the giant bug, spraying guts everywhere.
Nieema shred them to bits until it collapsed in a heap and wheezed. Their neon green eyes flickered and died as its vitality waned.

“Well at least there won’t be much to dismantle up in here.”
Nieema laughed and Buck rushed to her aid. He helped his sweet darlin’ down off the beast.
“Don’t be funny, Buck. She’s terrified.” Nieema extended a gentle hand and Jasper squeezed it. She helped the shaken woman onto her feet. “I think you got more than a termite infestation. Which is even more reason for you and the—“
Jasper cursed and waved at the mess Buck done made.
“My brother!”
“Oh my. Honey, I am sorry. Buck, get the man outta there!”
“Yes ma’am.”
Buck, thanks to his Drendt side, had a way with nature and a strong connection plants. The mess of thorns, sticks, and needles parted for him like any pair of curtain might. He rushed to free poor boy.

“Oh my god is that Wicker Spider?!” Jasper;s kin balked, holding their cat close.
“Mhm.”
“How did it get here?”
“Probably migrated or was brought over by a no good sumabitch. You let these heffas start making babies and you’ll be in a world of trouble. They love meat, ya know?”
“Meat?”
The man was sweating now, and that cat was a fuckin’ mess. His deep brick complexion was washed and damp. Given how his horns were sawed down Buck would wager he wasn’t no killing demon.

“They sure not herbivores,” Nieema said. “Now, seeing as your kitchen is gone and we don’t know if this thing has created a nest, I think you should stay someplace else.”
Jasper nodded as she tugged her brother’s arm. She looked him over and agreed. “Okay. Yeah. Whatever. We’ll get a hotel and—“
“Didn’t nobody say nothing about a hotel, Missy.”
Jasper whipped her head around. “Wait, what?”
“We have more than enough room on our ranch.”
“Nieema, I—“
“That’s settled. Come on now. Get a bag and let’s get going. I got ox tails and rice on the menu.”
Jasper looked to Buck, as if he’d intervene. First of all, what Nieema says goes. And second, he wanted and needed to know her better. This was a fine invitation and beneficial for everyone involved. He smiled and nodded, his wife was never wrong about these things.